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Re: No longer Harmless's burnt down & waterlogged Bar and st

PostPosted: August 23rd, 2015, 8:32 pm
by 1018peter
Little do we know,purpleyoshi secretly comes on chat using disguised names and spies on the chat.

Conspiracy!

Re: No longer Harmless's burnt down & waterlogged Bar and st

PostPosted: August 23rd, 2015, 10:17 pm
by PurpleYoshi
Purpleyoshi stands up and turns on the radio.



Shot through the heart, and you're to blame. You give love a bad name.

He hates this song so he changes the channel.


She's a killer queen; dynamite with a laserbeam.

purpleyoshi98 wrote:Ah....that's better.

Re: No longer Harmless's burnt down & waterlogged Bar and st

PostPosted: August 23rd, 2015, 11:08 pm
by Joshio01
Bamsmarck wrote:Hey there, I'm Bryce "Abomination" "Clod" Mueller, the CEO and Chairman of Voormith Corporation. If you were not already aware, my company currently owns the monopoly on not only fresh water, but all water. That includes vapor, ice formations, the water in living creatures, and so much more. If you'd like to order some water, you better act fast, because we're jacking up the prices due to the fact that there's nobody to stop us.


*sighs* of coarse you do. *walks over to what was the counter and orders some beer, attempting to get so wasted that he no longer notices all the ♥♥♥♥ that is going on all around him*

Also, how did you get that radio working? Last time i saw it the entire thing had turned to dust from the fire.

Re: No longer Harmless's burnt down & waterlogged Bar and st

PostPosted: August 24th, 2015, 8:33 am
by #4715
If you take issue with my patent and ownership of all water, I could always send you to the gulags.

Re: No longer Harmless's burnt down & waterlogged Bar and st

PostPosted: August 24th, 2015, 11:05 am
by Doram
Doram takes a sip of Voormith Tea from his Voormith mug. He makes a brief grimace at the sour taste.










Doram briefly considers starting a rebellion, but thinks better of it. He's WAY too busy right now...

Re: No longer Harmless's burnt down & waterlogged Bar and st

PostPosted: August 24th, 2015, 11:35 am
by #4715
Implying that a rebellion would even work in a world where every inch of civilization is constantly monitored by an evil corporate goverment

Re: No longer Harmless's burnt down & waterlogged Bar and st

PostPosted: August 24th, 2015, 11:42 am
by Raz
Implying rebellions are fun in any roleplay
(yes i'm still salty)

Re: No longer Harmless's burnt down & waterlogged Bar and st

PostPosted: August 24th, 2015, 11:44 am
by Venexis
Voormith Corp. Brand Salt, Patent Pending tho right

EDIT: ♥♥♥♥ I posted here, better kill myself to restore honor to my family

EDIT2: all praise the glorious leader

Re: No longer Harmless's burnt down & waterlogged Bar and st

PostPosted: August 24th, 2015, 11:45 am
by #4715
Excuse me Ven, I believe you mean "Voormith Corp. Brand Salt, Patent Pending"

Re: No longer Harmless's burnt down & waterlogged Bar and st

PostPosted: August 24th, 2015, 12:03 pm
by Harmless
Raz wrote:Implying rebellions are fun in any roleplay
(yes i'm still salty)

so you are the real razputin

i knew it