Gaming Captions

[Yoshi Boo 118]

Captions that our Team decides on

Caption 1: In a desperate attempt to avoid being associated with IGN, Mario looks for the easiest way to end it all.

Caption 2: Link was lucky that the game's poor motion controls didn't extend to his body too.

Caption 3: "Finally! After 50 tries we finally got the cube where we need it. Now just don't push that bu-"

Caption 4: Man! All it took to obtain the complete power of the gods was several blocks of download space!

Caption 5: I don't care about dying now, how long is this lag spike gonna be?

Caption 6: Suicune, forgetting what "type advantages" were, soon regretted his decision.

Caption 7: Mario's curiosity of what Luigi's "Shroomiliation" game was all about quickly came to an end.

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I say we all come up with a caption for each one and then we can either use a poll or just talk about which captions we think will be best for each to represent our team. It might be hard because everyone has a different sense of humor, but we can at least try. I'll put my own captions in a different post (once I think of some).

And yeah sure I guess we can think of as many as we want until we decide, so go crazy.

[Awesomeguy 99]

I have one for number 7:

I HAVE SPECIAL EYES

[SuperMIC]

Hm, I think number 7 should have some pun about being on shrooms. I have like no creativity right now, but I think the one about Portal should be some caption about trying to kill/annoy the other person

[nin10mode]

The two LoZ pics could be linked together somehow (hehe)

Maybe some timeline shenanigans, or Sonic stealing his identity.

[Yoshi Boo 118]

My ideas so far (I'll edit with more stuff later):

1: In a desperate attempt to avoid being associated with IGN, Mario looks for the easiest way to end it all.

7: Luigi had warned him that one more Shroom could kill him, but Mario just wouldn't listen.

[Awesomeguy 99]

I have one for number 5:

I don't care about dying now, how long is this lag spike gonna be?

[SuperMIC]

For 3: "Finally! After 50 tries we finally got the cube where we need it. Now just don't push that bu-"

[SuperMIC]

1: Sorry Peach, but I think Mario has a preference for black balls...

obligatory sex jokes are a necessity

[nin10mode]

Sex and gore aint allowed tho

[Yoshi Boo 118]

I'm enacting Cunningham's Law. As in I edited the first post to put in captions people suggested as well as stuff that I filled in for captions no one suggested stuff for. So if you think mine are bad, feel free to suggest something that we can decide on.

I just decided to do this on the off chance that people forget about this before time's up, so we at least have something to show judges.