Gaming Captions

[Goldy301]

Whoa! I'm back from my vacation and you guys thought about the captions so quick?!

Rainy day always.

[Asterocrat]

Deadline has been reached, your final choices are:

Caption 1: In a desperate attempt to avoid being associated with IGN, Mario looks for the easiest way to end it all.
Caption 2: Link was lucky that the game's poor motion controls didn't extend to his body too.
Caption 3: "Finally! After 50 tries we finally got the cube where we need it. Now just don't push that bu-"
Caption 4: Man! All it took to obtain the complete power of the gods was several blocks of download space!
Caption 5: I don't care about dying now, how long is this lag spike gonna be?
Caption 6: Suicune, forgetting what "type advantages" were, soon regretted his decision.
Caption 7: Mario's curiosity of what Luigi's "Shroomiliation" game was all about quickly came to an end.

In case of a mistake tell me as soon as possible. I will only accept a change to a caption that has already been suggested.