Gaming Captions

[Konradix]

So, just to have it here, here are all the captions:

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=== SCREENSHOT 1: Super Mario 64 ===


=== SCREENSHOT 2: The Legend of Zelda - Skyward Sword ===


=== SCREENSHOT 3: Portal 2 ===


=== SCREENSHOT 4: Sonic Lost World (Zelda DLC) ===


=== SCREENSHOT 5: Minecraft ===


=== SCREENSHOT 6: Pokkén Tournament ===


=== SCREENSHOT 7: Super Mario 64 (Corrupted) ===

Here will be the Captions that will be submitted:
1:
2:
3:
4:
5:
6:
7:

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So I'm Immediately reminded of Dexter's Lab by No. 3, the caption would probably be Dee Dee saying "Ooh, what does this button do", but at the same time this is kinda obvious. Maybe "Thank you for pressing the self destruct button" will be better.
5 could be "No! Not the bees!".

Aside from references like that I got nothing

[*Emelia K. Fletcher]

=== SCREENSHOT 1: Super Mario 64 ===

Chomp feeding displays are performed behind barbed wire for obvious reasons.

=== SCREENSHOT 2: The Legend of Zelda - Skyward Sword ===

And here we see Link's blunt finally going to his head at the worst possible time.

=== SCREENSHOT 3: Portal 2 ===

"What do you do with buttons?" "Karate chop them?" "Sure."

=== SCREENSHOT 4: Sonic Lost World (Zelda DLC) ===

The Triforce still isn't going to fix a lopsided mouth.

=== SCREENSHOT 5: Minecraft ===

You can't disprove that everything outside your field of view is this.

=== SCREENSHOT 6: Pokkén Tournament ===

"I don't care if Water's weak to Electric, my Suicune's thirty ♥♥♥♥ levels higher."

=== SCREENSHOT 7: Super Mario 64 (Corrupted) ===

The Triforce still isn't going to fix that, either.








here's your formatting

1: Chomp feeding displays are performed behind barbed wire for obvious reasons.
2: And here we see Link's blunt finally going to his head at the worst possible time.
3: "What do you do with buttons?" "Karate chop them?" "Sure."
4: The Triforce still isn't going to fix a lopsided mouth.
5: You can't disprove that everything outside your field of view is this.
6: "I don't care if Water's weak to Electric, my Suicune's thirty ♥♥♥♥ levels higher."
7: The Triforce still isn't going to fix that, either.

[Jellonator]

Going to come up with captions as they come to mind
This posts will probably get edited over time

=== SCREENSHOT 1: Super Mario 64 ===

1:After years of separation, Mario and Chompy are finally reunited. Mario was promptly mauled.

=== SCREENSHOT 2: The Legend of Zelda - Skyward Sword ===

2:The story of a one-sided relationship where a goblin just can't seem to form a link between himself and another man, coming to theatres this fall, "Hyea ha Hueh."

=== SCREENSHOT 4: Sonic Lost World (Zelda DLC) ===

4: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Fast

[Raiyuuni]

1: "I wrote a new song!"
"Cool, Bob! Do I get to listen to it?"
"It's not ready just yet... I still need a metal singer to do the screams."
"Oh, too bad. What now?"
"I'm open for auditions! Do you want to be the first candidate?"

5: "We are the Ten Thousand Creepers. And we like our meat well done. Happy new year, Steve."

[Harmless]

1: something along the lines of "EAT ME"
2: "Darn kids! Get offa my lawn!"
3: no idea
4: "You think this would be good on a chili dog?"
5: "Group hug, everyone!"
6: "Go back to Pokemon Puzzle League, casual!"
7:

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"I have the weirdest boner right about now"

[Konradix]

We should probably decide what captions will be submitted.

I'd choose:
1. After years of separation, Mario and Chompy are finally reunited. Mario was promptly mauled. (Jello)
2. The story of a one-sided relationship where a goblin just can't seem to form a link between himself and another man, coming to theatres this fall, "Hyea ha Hueh." (Jello)
3. "Thank you for pressing the self destruct button" (Me)
4. The Triforce still isn't going to fix a lopsided mouth. (MK)
5. "Group hug, everyone!" (Harm)
6. "I don't care if Water's weak to Electric, my Suicune's thirty ♥♥♥♥ levels higher." (MK)
7. The Triforce still isn't going to fix that, either. (MK)

But eh, I don't know. I'm not the wittiest around.

[Harmless]

I'm fine with that lineup.

[Konradix]

Unless anyone has any objections, these are the ones that will be submitted. If you have something to say, please do.

[xpo20]

I also agree. Sorry I couldn't contribute anything to this, my internet has been... less than cooperative in the hotel at the beach. I'm going home tomorrow, though, so I won't be so inactive on future events.

[Asterocrat]

Deadline has been reached, your final choices are:

1. After years of separation, Mario and Chompy are finally reunited. Mario was promptly mauled.
2. The story of a one-sided relationship where a goblin just can't seem to form a link between himself and another man, coming to theatres this fall, "Hyea ha Hueh."
3. "Thank you for pressing the self destruct button"
4. The Triforce still isn't going to fix a lopsided mouth.
5. "Group hug, everyone!"
6. "I don't care if Water's weak to Electric, my Suicune's thirty ♥♥♥♥ levels higher."
7. The Triforce still isn't going to fix that, either.

In case of a mistake tell me as soon as possible. I will only accept a change to a caption that has already been suggested.