GENERAL DISCUSSION: Gaming Caption Contest

[1018peter]

This topic is for the discussion about the gaming caption contest. Once we've decided on our best captions,I'll edit them into this post.

Alternatively,if I couldn't edit in time,any of you can just PM the captions.

Our Captions: show

1. Let me take a look at your cavities.
2. I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, JESUS CHRIST!
3. Atlas I swear to ♥♥♥♥ if you press that button I will hurt you
4. Now I can wish for Sonic Boom to have never happened!
5. Cool house, bro
6. You think you can take on Pokémon's mascot?
7. bruh i'm so high rn

EDIT: Only the caption texts are needed. You don't have to edit the pictures.

EDIT 2: CAST YOUR VOTE IN THE POLL THREADS. THE WINNERS' CAPTIONS WILL BE USED.

[1018peter]

Here's my captions:

Text Version: show

1. Good doggy,have a Mario!
2. You've seen Luigi's death stare. Now try Link's!
3. Who can stand the attractiveness of the Big Red Button?
4. At last,I can make wishes without genie dramas!
5. Sure glad I'm using NASA's supercomputer.
6. Type matchup chart? Never heard of it!
7. Don't do drugs,kids.

Picture Version: show

I dunno how to caption a gif properly,though.

[Asterocrat]

Oh it doesn't have to be on the picture

Just write the screenshot number and then your caption: for example, 1. Good doggy, have a Mario!

I should have said that earlier

[1018peter]

*Sigh*

I'll fix that.

[Karyete]

I really have no idea what to put for any of these.

[1018peter]

And that's why we have a discussion page.

But still I have no real idea for the seventh picture (technically gif).

[~MP3 Amplifier~]

It doesn't matter if a few of us struggle to think of captions- that's the great part about this being a group challenge.

My brain is like mush so I don't have any ideas right now, but I'll have a good think.

EDIT: I have an idea for the second pic, but I don't know enough about Zelda to complete it. But something like "oh wow, look, [insert something relevant], as if I've not seen that already". I wanted to put something there that would make this comment extremely sarcastic but funny, by saying that Link seeing this again pisses him off hence the face. It'd be great and witty if it was relevant to the chase in screenshot too.

Idk whether I'm asking too much, considering I know nothing about zelda lol. But maybe someone can work off that?

[Megar]

i have one for 3

"Atlas I swear to ♥♥♥♥ if you press that button I will hurt you"

probs ♥♥♥♥ but w/e

[NanTheDark]

Ok let's see what comes to mind...

1. Let me take a look at your cavities.
2. I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, JESUS CHRIST!
3. *button pressing intensifies*
4. Now I can wish for Sonic Boom to have never happened!
5. I need more seeds.
6. You think you can take on Pokémon's mascot?
7. I'M NOT MARIO! AHAHAHAHAHA!

I suck at this xD

[~MP3 Amplifier~]

1. Look closely; who's scaring who now?