RAZIGRAD CHECKPOINT

RAZIGRAD CHECKPOINT

Postby Raz » April 1st, 2015, 11:08 am

DO YOU WANT TO LIVE IN THE MOTHERLAND?
GO THROUGH MY CHECKPOINT. ANYONE WHO HAS A PROPER ID (make a cool one here for bonus points) AND PLEDGES LOYALTY TO THE RAZZIA GAINS INSTANT ACCESS TO RAZIGRAD. POST HERE AND VENEXIS, OR MAYBE EVEN ME, WILL VERIFY YOUR ID.
IDS MUST CONTAIN NAME, DATE, BIRTHDAY, SEX, AND WHERE YOU COME FROM. PICTURES ARE NOT NECCESSARY BUT ARE ENCOURAGED.
ANY MENTALLY ILL CITIZENS WHO THINK THEY CAN GO AGAINST RAZZIA WILL NOT BE ALLOWED IN RAZIGRAD.
and you get a neat badge once the event is over for being in Razigrad
Karyete, Master of Civil Conversation
Disclaimer: none of these messages have been edited, context can be provided if needed (thanks discord!) but absolutely does not change anything about these messages and that he's too overly defensive and cocky to make situations better

Karyete: I don't have anything to say to you, I've been deliberately trying to not offend you for years, actually, but apparently everything I say to you is wrong. You come across as so aggressive that you successfully intimidated me into not wanting to talk to you
Karyete: Seriously, what is your problem? And not only that, you fail to even acknowledge you might be in some wrong here.
Karyete: Oooh it's you? Hello. Feel free to drop this right now. You're going to make yourself look like an idiot.
Karyete: We don't want to hear your opinion at this stage.
Karyete: You're not getting any apology, especially after now.
Karyete: You can stay up on your high horse, continue to twist the truth and act like an absolute child all you want. I refuse to give respect to a man who right now is picking up a dropped argument because he simply cannot fathom the idea that he might be in the wrong.
Karyete: How pathetic
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Re: RAZIGRAD CHECKPOINT

Postby #4715 » April 1st, 2015, 11:14 am

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I PLEDGE MY UNDYING LOYALTY TO MOTHER RAZZIA AND HER GLORIOUS LEADER, RAZPUTIN.
GLORY TO MOTHER RAZZIA!
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Re: RAZIGRAD CHECKPOINT

Postby l.m » April 1st, 2015, 11:18 am

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Re: RAZIGRAD CHECKPOINT

Postby Megar » April 1st, 2015, 11:25 am

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I now acknowledge that there really is no reason to deny what has been promised. Perhaps I was simply being a fool and I have now reached a form of enlightenment. I hereby pledge my allegiance to Mother Razzia and her leader Razputin. GLORY TO MOTHER RAZZIA!
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Re: RAZIGRAD CHECKPOINT

Postby Venexis » April 1st, 2015, 11:28 am

The Razzian Empire welcomes you, citizens.

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The Razzian Empire is forgiving of those who have graduated the re-education procedure. You will make an admirable member, citizen MegaR.

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Re: RAZIGRAD CHECKPOINT

Postby Oranjui » April 1st, 2015, 11:38 am

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Re: RAZIGRAD CHECKPOINT

Postby Venexis » April 1st, 2015, 11:44 am

Welcome, citizen -OJ.

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Welcome, citizen Venexis. One does not simply question the Razzian empire's passport approval procedures.

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Re: RAZIGRAD CHECKPOINT

Postby -BY » April 1st, 2015, 11:46 am

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Is the picture too close? I was told the zoom was defect.
Anyways. All hail Razputin. I'll serve to you and your son until the very end.
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Big thank you to FrozenFire who created this masterpiece. : )
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Re: RAZIGRAD CHECKPOINT

Postby Venexis » April 1st, 2015, 11:49 am

Here in glorious Mother Razzia, we do not discriminate based on zoom, least of all against the Eternal Leader's advisors. Make the Empire proud.

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Re: RAZIGRAD CHECKPOINT

Postby Asterocrat » April 1st, 2015, 12:03 pm

Sorry, I dropped mine in a tin of paint.

And words accidentally appeared on it.

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