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Wait. Since when did people start shipping me with Kevin?

since that time you accidentally sucked my weiner in the alleyway behind Cunningulus' Italian Bakery

Dah, I was too late to sing Bohemian Rhapsody. Oh well.

EVER SINCE I WAS A YOUNG BOY
I PLAYED THE SILVER BALL
FROM SOHO DOWN TO BRIGHTON
I MUST HAVE PLAYED THEM ALL
BUT I AIN'T SEEN NOTHING LIKE HIM
IN ANY AMUSEMENT HALL
THAT DEAF DUMB AND BLIND KID
SURE PLAYS A MEAN PINBALL

HE STANDS LIKE A STATUE
BECOMES PART OF THE MACHINE
FEELING ALL THE BUMPERS
ALWAYS PLAYS IT CLEAN
HE PLAYS BY INTUITION
THE DIGIT COUNTERS FALL
THAT DEAF DUMB AND BLIND KID
SURE PLAYS A MEAN PINBALL

HE'S A PINBALL WIZARD
THERE HAS TO BE A TRICK
THAT PINBALL WIZARD'S
GOT SUCH A SUPPLE WRIST

HOW DO YOU THINK HE DOES IT?
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT MAKES HIM SO GOOOOOD?

KevinOC wrote:HE STANDS LIKE A STATUE
BECOMES PART OF THE MACHINE
FEELING ALL THE BUMPERS
ALWAYS PLAIN' CLEAN
HE PLAYS BY INTUITION
THE DIGIT COUNTERS FALL
THAT DEAF DUMB AND BLIND KID
SURE PLAYS A MEAN PINBALL

HE'S A PINBALL WIZARD
THERE HAS TO BE A TWIST
THAT PINBALL WIZARD'S
GOT SUCH A SUPPLE WRIST

HOW DO YOU THINK HE DOES IT?
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT MAKES HIM SO GOOOOOD?

WELL, HE AIN'T GOT NO DISTRACTIONS
CAN'T HEAR THOSE BUZZERS AND BELLS
CAN'T SEE NO LIGHTS A-FLASHIN',
HE PLAYS BE SENSE OF SMELL
ALWAYS GETS A REPLAY
AND NEVER TILTS AT ALL
THAT DEAF, DUMB AND BLIND KID
SURE PLAYS A MEAN PINBALL

I THOUGHT I WAS THE BALLY TABLE KING,
BUT I JUST HANDED MY PINBALL CROWN TO HIM
HOW DO YOU THINK HE DOES IT?
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT MAKES HIM SO GOOD?