[APRIL FOOLS] I'm Back
Posted: April 1st, 2013, 11:10 amI'm Back
It's great to be back. I didn't expect it, but due to certain events of life I have much more time on my hands, and I really couldn't stay away. I love you guys too much. (Not in a homosexual way, that's for sure.) I also really have too many great ideas that I can't let go, for the Site and my own work.
I'm very thankful that Runouw plans to make me a Gmod again. I'm honored that even after all this time my involvement in the Site is a snap decision to him.
Anyway, I'm not one for suspense of keeping his mouth shut, so here's what I plan to do!
1) I plan on replacing nearly the entire level mod force. Sorry guys, but your level of overall inactivity doesn't justify your keeping your job. You'll get your yellow names and cookies of honor, and I hope you don't take it too personally. C'est La vie, you know?
I have a great crew of replacements in mind. I plan on hiring Segoodorp, BigTitsRoundAsses, Freezlow and the chief lemod, KevinOC. They certainly know a quality level, and I know Kevin's streak of last places will contribute to his precise eye.
Also, I'm going to begin to officiate actual Internet weddings. I'm serious, I'm going to get a marriage license and then y'all can let me officiate the best days of your life (at least if I can get a Skype.) I'm looking at you, Nan/Amp, brando/four, Oranj/Bogdan, Kevin/MMM.
I'm also going to completely erase the time line and start over with a new, more accurate list, including moments like the rise of The Legendary Twelve, the time Tucker kidnapped us all and forced us to kill each other, MICrophone being murdered by a member of the Revolution, the travels across the forum world led by the city of Avotropolis and the time Superyoshi turned the fellow moderators into Plants and Rocks. I've made a mistake leaving these out and putting unfactual moments in, and I plan to fix this.
I also plan on creating an LDC Hall of Shame, where we will house the worst LDC entrants ever made. They'll be led by the last placers, so Kevin will have his rightful time to shine. To compliment this, I also plan a WITSLOAT, or What is the ♥♥♥♥ level of all time. It'll be exciting.
I also plan on getting back in the LDing scene. Sorry, but I refuse to leave on a note such as Sliverfall. I plan on creating a heartbreaking story based on the great quest of Mario to the land of cake, where he learns that all the consumption in the world won't fill the void in his heart. Venexis and I also plan on creating an ingenious, innovative piece where Mario the Sperm travels through the reproductive system.
This is just a taste of what I want to do. I really have so many plans, and I'm so excited to be able to change and improve the Site I love.
-MoD
It's great to be back. I didn't expect it, but due to certain events of life I have much more time on my hands, and I really couldn't stay away. I love you guys too much. (Not in a homosexual way, that's for sure.) I also really have too many great ideas that I can't let go, for the Site and my own work.
I'm very thankful that Runouw plans to make me a Gmod again. I'm honored that even after all this time my involvement in the Site is a snap decision to him.
Anyway, I'm not one for suspense of keeping his mouth shut, so here's what I plan to do!
1) I plan on replacing nearly the entire level mod force. Sorry guys, but your level of overall inactivity doesn't justify your keeping your job. You'll get your yellow names and cookies of honor, and I hope you don't take it too personally. C'est La vie, you know?
I have a great crew of replacements in mind. I plan on hiring Segoodorp, BigTitsRoundAsses, Freezlow and the chief lemod, KevinOC. They certainly know a quality level, and I know Kevin's streak of last places will contribute to his precise eye.
Also, I'm going to begin to officiate actual Internet weddings. I'm serious, I'm going to get a marriage license and then y'all can let me officiate the best days of your life (at least if I can get a Skype.) I'm looking at you, Nan/Amp, brando/four, Oranj/Bogdan, Kevin/MMM.
I'm also going to completely erase the time line and start over with a new, more accurate list, including moments like the rise of The Legendary Twelve, the time Tucker kidnapped us all and forced us to kill each other, MICrophone being murdered by a member of the Revolution, the travels across the forum world led by the city of Avotropolis and the time Superyoshi turned the fellow moderators into Plants and Rocks. I've made a mistake leaving these out and putting unfactual moments in, and I plan to fix this.
I also plan on creating an LDC Hall of Shame, where we will house the worst LDC entrants ever made. They'll be led by the last placers, so Kevin will have his rightful time to shine. To compliment this, I also plan a WITSLOAT, or What is the ♥♥♥♥ level of all time. It'll be exciting.
I also plan on getting back in the LDing scene. Sorry, but I refuse to leave on a note such as Sliverfall. I plan on creating a heartbreaking story based on the great quest of Mario to the land of cake, where he learns that all the consumption in the world won't fill the void in his heart. Venexis and I also plan on creating an ingenious, innovative piece where Mario the Sperm travels through the reproductive system.
This is just a taste of what I want to do. I really have so many plans, and I'm so excited to be able to change and improve the Site I love.
-MoD