so,okaaaaaaaaaaay,your looking forward to m&l3?ok,to start out,the whole idea of halth the game takes place in bowser,thats disturbing.
now,another thing,THIS horendous monstrosity:

they call this thing "imounu",it lives in a giant carot,it is suposedly semi parasitic,and,last but not least,it shoots silk out of its mouth and eats you(come ON!first,BOWSEr eats you,and after your a meal,your a meal within a meal!cant being eaten one time at once ENOUGH?!?!?).poor birdo.they let her im m&lss,shes denied acses to p.i.t,now,in m&l3,there making a blood-sucking carot-eating worm based off of her.dont cry,birdo,well cleare your name...if we can get past the 100's of people who think ther in for something truely SPECTACULAR.now,this is just ONE thing.then theres pushable body parts that arent even CONECTED to anything,so why are they even THERE?and you can hit nerves to open bone-constructed doors,wait...DOORS?!?!?!is bowser even BIOLOGICAL?!?!?!?and thats it for now
