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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby Harmless » April 4th, 2015, 7:24 pm

Robocraft: MEDIC HEAL ME GOD DAMMIT
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby #4715 » May 30th, 2015, 6:03 am

Morrowind: My addiction relapsed again, yay!
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby Harmless » May 30th, 2015, 1:02 pm

Super Smash Bros Melee: S H F F L
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby JSlayerXero » May 30th, 2015, 4:39 pm

Castlevania Aria of Sorrow: Baby's First Metroidvania? Pretty Grindy
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby Raz » June 14th, 2015, 6:02 pm

Any of the hitman games: Really slow and really boring.
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Disclaimer: none of these messages have been edited, context can be provided if needed (thanks discord!) but absolutely does not change anything about these messages and that he's too overly defensive and cocky to make situations better

Karyete: I don't have anything to say to you, I've been deliberately trying to not offend you for years, actually, but apparently everything I say to you is wrong. You come across as so aggressive that you successfully intimidated me into not wanting to talk to you
Karyete: Seriously, what is your problem? And not only that, you fail to even acknowledge you might be in some wrong here.
Karyete: Oooh it's you? Hello. Feel free to drop this right now. You're going to make yourself look like an idiot.
Karyete: We don't want to hear your opinion at this stage.
Karyete: You're not getting any apology, especially after now.
Karyete: You can stay up on your high horse, continue to twist the truth and act like an absolute child all you want. I refuse to give respect to a man who right now is picking up a dropped argument because he simply cannot fathom the idea that he might be in the wrong.
Karyete: How pathetic
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby ChaosYoshi » June 14th, 2015, 6:37 pm

Heroes of the Storm: Ragdoll physics in a MOBA!
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby Harmless » June 14th, 2015, 7:33 pm

Reassembly: Easily lose track of time
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby CedarBranch » June 15th, 2015, 5:38 am

Animal Crossing: Population Growing: 30+ memory cards= endless fun.
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby tnt175 » July 28th, 2015, 2:43 pm

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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby Raz » November 20th, 2015, 1:37 pm

Arkham Knight: too much car still amazing
Karyete, Master of Civil Conversation
Disclaimer: none of these messages have been edited, context can be provided if needed (thanks discord!) but absolutely does not change anything about these messages and that he's too overly defensive and cocky to make situations better

Karyete: I don't have anything to say to you, I've been deliberately trying to not offend you for years, actually, but apparently everything I say to you is wrong. You come across as so aggressive that you successfully intimidated me into not wanting to talk to you
Karyete: Seriously, what is your problem? And not only that, you fail to even acknowledge you might be in some wrong here.
Karyete: Oooh it's you? Hello. Feel free to drop this right now. You're going to make yourself look like an idiot.
Karyete: We don't want to hear your opinion at this stage.
Karyete: You're not getting any apology, especially after now.
Karyete: You can stay up on your high horse, continue to twist the truth and act like an absolute child all you want. I refuse to give respect to a man who right now is picking up a dropped argument because he simply cannot fathom the idea that he might be in the wrong.
Karyete: How pathetic
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