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Re: 5 Word Reviews

PostPosted: November 20th, 2015, 6:09 pm
by Charcoal
Donkey Kong Land 1, 2, & 3: Great graphics for Game Boy

Re: 5 Word Reviews

PostPosted: November 20th, 2015, 6:26 pm
by Zunar
Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky - Words cannot describe this game. (in a very good way)
-Alternatively: Check chests twice. They talk.
Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky SC - Finally localized, worth the wait.

Re: 5 Word Reviews

PostPosted: November 21st, 2015, 4:43 pm
by Forgotten
I guess I'll post something here. I know there's a lot of games I didn't list because for lack of a better description/review, or haven't got too far on it.

Spoiler: show
Super Mario Bros.
It still never gets old.

Super Mario Bros. 2
Fun in a different way.

Super Mario Bros. 3
Harder and much more challenging.

Super Mario Bros. 2 (Lost Levels)
Harder and much more frustrating.

Super Mario World
Original beats all ROM hacks.

Super Mario 64
Awesome game I never finished...

Super Smash Bros
Extremely addictive crossover fighting game.

Super Bomberman
Gets addictive with bomb kicks.

Super Bomberman 2
Where is the cooperative gameplay?

Super Bomberman 3
Graphically downgraded, but still okay.

Super Bomberman 4
Mounting certain enemies is cool.

Super Bomberman 5
Bosses get too unfairly frustrating.

Bomberman 64
The multiplayer is a blast!

Bomberman World
Should've been Super Bomberman 6.

Bomberman Party Edition
Needs friends for full enjoyment.

Bomberman Fantasy Race
Animals instead of Karts, original!

Crash Bandicoot
I've almost mastered Slippery Climb!

Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back
Amazing game with interesting secrets.

Crash Bandicoot: Warped!
Awesome levels, frustrating time challenges.

Crash Team Racing
Mario Kart "rip-off" but better.
Note: Rip-off counts as one word.

Crash Bash
Fun even when playing alone.

Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex
Great game, why the hate?

Crash Bandicoot: The Huge Adventure
Bonus rounds like ROM hacks.
Note: I like the game though

Crash Bandicoot 2: N-Tranced
First Crash I ever 100%'d.

Crash Nitro Kart
Y U NO UNLOCKABLE BOSSES?

Crash Bandicoot Purple
Final boss is a joke!

Crash Twinsanity
Wasted potential for a masterpiece.

Crash Tag Team Racing
Clash, keep shooting, unclash, win.

Crash Boom Bang
Never played, but looks bland.

Crash of the Titans
Crash game with "un-Crashy" gameplay.

Crash: Mind over Mutants
Never cared, this isn't Crash!

Crash Bandicoot (franchise)
Hands down, my favorite franchise!

Spyro the Dragon
Interesting mechanics never carried over.

Spyro the Dragon 2: Ripto's Rage
Possibly my first game 100%'d.

Spyro the Dragon 3: Year of the Dragon
Awesome, but I preferred 2.

Contra
Hard but fun and challenging.

Sonic the Hedgehog
Great game with fast pace.

Sonic 2006
IT'S NO USE, TAKE THIS!

Ape Escape
Amazing platformer with innovative gameplay.

Ape Escape 2
New gadgets, but feels similar.

Ape Escape 3
Morphing was a good addition.

Ape Escape: Pumped and Primed
Very addictive if you're good.

Final Fantasy VII
Awesome but way too overrated.

Final Fantasy VIII
Draw spam doesn't bother me.

Final Fantasy IX
Haven't played, but will eventually...

Final Fantasy X
Ha ha ha ha ha! FF with voices, I quit...

Klonoa: Door to Phantomile/Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil
Underrated gems people should play.

Tomba!/Tomba! 2: The Evil Swine Returns
Same description as the above.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom
Not all licensed games suck.

...

Action 52
One cartridge, fifty two disasters.

Bubsy 3D
Just shut the hell up!

Call of Duty
The very definition of immaturity. :troll:
Note: At least after CoD 3.


Yes I'm more of a PlayStation guy.

Re: 5 Word Reviews

PostPosted: November 21st, 2015, 4:58 pm
by Charcoal
Pokemon Emerald:
Tons of water...and trumpets.

Re: 5 Word Reviews

PostPosted: November 22nd, 2015, 5:20 pm
by KABOOM
Undertale: You'll have a GREAT time.

...I should do every game listed in the Completed Games topic someday. But not today.

Re: 5 Word Reviews

PostPosted: November 24th, 2015, 12:28 am
by TheMMMification
Binding of Isaac Afterbirth: Initial release had blatant glitches.

Re: 5 Word Reviews

PostPosted: December 2nd, 2015, 5:15 pm
by Dr. Ocsid
Fallout 4: Flawed, but it's fun overall.

Undertale: Best I've played in years.

Battlefield 4: No longer a buggy mess.

Re: 5 Word Reviews

PostPosted: March 31st, 2016, 3:05 pm
by Rizumu Tenshi
Bump to add my second thought on some games, using 5 words only.

Donkey Kong Country Returns: NEED MORE GAMES LIKE THIS
Side note about DKCR: Got all Puzzle Pieces, even in the Golden Temple. But I won't do Time Attack and Mirror Mode, because curse that Muncher Marathon.
Sonic Colours: Reach for the Stars Tonight!
Side note: Yes, I do miss Reach for the Stars. Collecting all Red Rings for Game Land now. I still can't get a single S...

EDGE later...

Re: 5 Word Reviews

PostPosted: April 2nd, 2016, 3:49 pm
by Zunar
Tales of Symphonia: Combat is a complicated mess.
It's like they couldn't decide whether to make an RPG or real-time battle system so made an overly complex hybrid. Most battles end up being either a mashfest I wreck face in, or a massacre where I get completely obliterated in seconds. Needless to say, I'm not a fan.