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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby lordpat » August 20th, 2011, 6:02 pm

Final fantasy X-2: Really girly but really enjoyable
Final fantasy X: Tidus is the biggest b****
Super mario galaxy: CURSE YOU BALL AND SPRINGSHROOM!
Super mario galaxy 2: Green starts+Springshroom+Ball=Punishment
Jack and Daxter the Precursor legacy: I got 100 powercells! :wtf: ending?
Sonic unleashed: Fun day and boring night
Sonic colors: Graphical massive wisped funny game.
Donkey kong country returns: Get used to GAME OVER
Sonic heroes: Metal sonic is a ♥♥♥♥♥
Harry potter 5: Explore the castle! Some fun.
The legend of zelda: twilight princess: Blond elf and awesome wolf.
Super Smash bros brawl: One battle more (9999999999999999 stock :twisted: )
Dance on brodway: My sister bought this, dance!
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby SuperLuigi9624 » October 3rd, 2011, 4:27 pm

Super Mario Galaxy: Throw Bowser into the effing sun
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Hi. I do level reviews and sometimes I might even draw something. Sometimes I might make a level. Sometimes I might make a level with Nan. But I prefer to pretend the old levels I made when I was like... 15 don't exist. Sometimes I even cook! Sometimes I even cook lobsters. Sometimes, people like the lobsters. Sometimes, I ride horses! 100% of the time, I get paid for helping people ride horses! That's what a job is.

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Doing a level collab with Nan. And also, a super-secret-exciting project. You'll know what it is when it happens.
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Hi. I do level reviews and sometimes I might even draw something. Sometimes I might make a l- *shot*
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Luigi Fan 64. I just realized when I stopped being a pubescent sack of malaria that that username is the most generic thing since that chair you're sitting in right now.
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby AlucardX60 » October 4th, 2011, 12:48 am

Half-life2: Driving bad, on foot good.
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby brandoprojectm » October 4th, 2011, 1:37 am

AlucardX60 wrote:Half-life2: Driving bad, on foot good.


Half-Life 2 not Half-Life Squared, foo. Don't try and copy the title screen.

Also STFU, driving was epic. Go the whole trip on foot, see how long it takes you. If you even make it.

Anyway:
Half-Life: Lulz, moon jumping on Xen.
or
Half-Life: On rails chapter was tedious.

Half-Life 2: ♥♥♥♥ you, speedy headcrab zombies.
or
Half-Life 2: Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman.

Portal: Speedy thing goes in. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
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Portal: The cake is a Truth.

Portal 2: God. I was quoting God.
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Portal 2: I AM NOT. A MORON.

Dead Space: The body's not dead. Surprise.
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Dead Space: RELOAD RELOAD RELOAD RELOAD- *chomp*

Vanquish: Don't that guy's knees hurt?
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Vanquish: GET OUT OF THE WAY.

inFAMOUS: Arc Lightning, I'll miss you.
or
inFAMOUS: The ♥♥♥♥ happened to Sasha?

inFAMOUS 2: Arc Lightning, still miss you.
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inFAMOUS 2: Where'd Cole get that scar?

Mother 3: Flint's outburst was extremely moving.
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Mother 3: PEEEEE-KAAAAAY, STARSTO- wait wrong game.

Silent Hill Shattered Memories: Oh hey doc- WAIT WHAT?!?!?!
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Silent Hill Shattered Memories: The ending. Just...just...wow.

No More Heroes: HEY. MISTER SIR HENRY ♥♥♥♥.
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No More Heroes: Sonic Sword. Damn you, Shinobu.

No More Heroes 2: JUST DIE ALREADY, NEW DESTROYMAN.
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No More Heroes 2: D'aw, should've used Henry more.
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby SonehFlash » October 4th, 2011, 1:44 am

Midtown Madness 2 - I remembered you again, hoorah!
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby *Emelia K. Fletcher » October 6th, 2011, 11:51 am

IN: Hourai Elixir equals ETERNAL DANMAKU.


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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby Master1.0 » October 6th, 2011, 3:15 pm

TLOZ Majora's Mask: The saving really ♥♥♥♥ sucks.
Conker's Bad Fur Day: It's really bat ♥♥♥♥ crazy.
Banjo Tooie: Awesome sequal is quite wasom.
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby KevinOC » December 31st, 2011, 10:49 am

Super Mario 3D Land:
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Alright, you win, Shadow Mario.
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby BrawlerEX » December 31st, 2011, 6:01 pm

Cave Story - :awe: some game, good soundtrack, want
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby Killswitch » January 1st, 2012, 2:08 am

Battle Realms = Kenji's Journey is really hard.

WarCraft III: The Frozen Throne = DoTA can be really addictive.

Counter Strike = Planted bombs will explode tonight!

Minecraft = Building blocks for anything imaginative.

The Sims 3 Series = Real life stimulation is exciting.

BIT.TRIP Series = Never played before, looks challenging.

or....

BIT.TRIP Series = Simple graphics but genius design.

WWE Wrestling Games = Cruelty behind me is hidden.
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