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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby *Emelia K. Fletcher » January 1st, 2012, 2:56 am

Terraria: Kill Voodoo Demons above ground.




Seriously, that is GOOD advice.


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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby Megar » January 1st, 2012, 4:31 am

Sonic CD- GOD DAMN ♥♥♥♥ ROBOT GENERATORS
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby JacktheOrk » January 1st, 2012, 9:26 am

Left 4 Dead 2- Just another zombie game really

Mass Effect 2- You need to play it!

Saints Row 2- Some ♥♥♥♥ up ♥♥♥♥ lol

Killing Floor- Just look at Left 4 Dead ( do numbers count as words)

Bastion- On par with the best
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby Asterocrat » January 1st, 2012, 1:29 pm

Mario Kart 7:

WHERE IS THE VS MODE
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby BrawlerEX » January 1st, 2012, 8:35 pm

Zelda TP - Ganondorf! Waht wrong with u?!

Super Meat Boy - Nobody shall dare hate you
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby Raz » January 3rd, 2012, 3:43 pm

Mario Kart 7 - What's with the (♥♥♥♥) blue shells?
(who cares about vs mode)
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Karyete: How pathetic
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby YoshiKid54 » January 5th, 2012, 6:55 pm

Mario Kart 7: Rubber-banding is your worst nightmare. =O
I'm sure rubber-banding is just one word.
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby Newgeneration » January 5th, 2012, 7:03 pm

Left 4 Dead 2: Kill all sons a b****es.
(That's my official instructions.)

Mortal Kombat (PS3): So Much Gore And Violence! :awe:
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby MushYoshi » January 5th, 2012, 8:11 pm

Sonic Color: Good, Great, awsome, outstanting, AMAZING!!!
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby StarF » January 6th, 2012, 10:08 am

Mario Kart 7: New Blue Shell? F*ck me...
Skyward Sword: I'm from the sky now?
I'm Pretty sure I should put something here...
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