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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby Master1.0 » May 24th, 2012, 6:24 pm

Okamiden - ♥♥♥♥ sequal, less awesome gods

Binding of Isaac - Mother wants to sacrifice me

Bit.Trip Runner - Die by touching one wall
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby brandoprojectm » May 24th, 2012, 8:52 pm

I think at some point people started ignoring the title, "5 Word Reviews", and took it to mean, "Try to describe this game in a witty way with 5 words and fail to do so".

Then again, I did it too, so what the hell.

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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby Bomberman101 » June 5th, 2012, 7:41 pm

Kingdom Hearts 1- Square Enix's most greatest masterpiece!
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby KABOOM » June 10th, 2012, 10:05 am

Super Smash Bros.: Mario fights Captain Falcon. Cool!
Super Smash Bros. Melee: Now with guys like Marth!
Super Smash Bros. Brawl: Even more coolness, like Metaknight!
Mother: Mt. Itoi, I hate you.
EarthBound: America's a trippy place, boing!
Mother 3: Please give Lucas a hug.
Cave Story: PLAY THIS GAME RIGHT NOW.
Final Fantasy: The best of them all.
Final Fantasy 2: A lot like Star Wars?
Final Fantasy 6: Square, y u no remake?
Nethack: Would you like possessions identified?
Minecraft: Just a few more minutes!...
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby Genowhirl910 » June 12th, 2012, 4:18 am

Plants vs Zombies:
A strangely addictive strategy game.

Luigi's Mansion:
The best game ever made.

Amnesia: the Dark Decent:
OH GOD WHY!? HELP ME!!!
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby *Emelia K. Fletcher » June 15th, 2012, 12:19 pm

Super Meat Boy - THERE'S A FOUR-LETTER WORD.


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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby KABOOM » June 15th, 2012, 3:19 pm

VVVVVV: ¡buıןıǝɔ ǝɥʇ uo ɯɐ ı
Cave Story: PLAY THIS GAME RIGHT NOW.
Super Mario 63: Make more levels! More! MORE!
Sonic the Hedgehog 2: I will never beat it.
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby Avo » June 19th, 2012, 9:09 am

Shadow of the Colossus - Way better than I expected.
WarioWare Inc. - Classic game from my childhood.
Guitar Hero: Van Halen - Great setlist, Van Halen rocks.
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby Raz » June 19th, 2012, 10:03 am

Psychonauts: Amazing, but really really weird.
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Karyete: Oooh it's you? Hello. Feel free to drop this right now. You're going to make yourself look like an idiot.
Karyete: We don't want to hear your opinion at this stage.
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Karyete: You can stay up on your high horse, continue to twist the truth and act like an absolute child all you want. I refuse to give respect to a man who right now is picking up a dropped argument because he simply cannot fathom the idea that he might be in the wrong.
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Re: 5 Word Reviews

Postby brandoprojectm » June 19th, 2012, 12:49 pm

>WarioWare
>classic game from my childhood

Avo confirmed for 5-year-old.

Mirror's Edge: FPS/Platformer? It actually works.
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