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It's simple: Take a game, and compress your opinion into just 5 words.

Super Meat Boy: Extremly hard but strangely motivating
BIT.TRIP FLUX: Awesome music and great gameplay
Team Fortress 2: Nothing can beat it online
Portal 2: Epic asthetics, brain-teasing puzzles
Big Bang Mini: Bullet Hell, but too easy

Portal 2: ♥♥♥♥ Your Lemons, Stupid Life!

or

Portal 2: The National Kills The Villifying

Super Mario World: Castles Kick Absolute ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥.

or

Super Mario World: 15 Minute Star World Flipoff

Super Mario Galaxy: The score kills most movies

or

Super Mario Galaxy: Please God Let Me Play

Super Smash Bros-Melee: Failure Voice Makes Me Suicide

or

Super Smash Bros Melee: Venom-Yes. Brinstar Depths- NO.

or

Super Smash Bros Melee: Honestly, Who Even Uses Zelda?

Super Mario Bros 2: If that ain't a drastic change...

or

Super Mario Bros 2: Only thing memorable is Birdo

Super Mario World 2- Yoshi's Island: Yoshi's the true Nintendo Badass

or

Super Mario World 2-Yoshi's Island: The true revolutionary 2D Platformer

Team Fortress 2: Scout'd fill an entire Quote Museum

or

Team Fortress 2: Costs WHAT for 12 Seconds?!

Donkey Kong Country 2: Stickerbrush Symphony- A Crowning Achievement

or

Donkey Kong Country 2: TheHomieStar'd suck David Wise's ♥♥♥♥.

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Donkey Kong Country 2: ...seriously, love that ♥♥♥♥ score.

LASTLY

Super Mario 64: *bows down to gaming gods*

or

Super Mario 64: Made everyone cry nostalgically once

or

Super Mario 64: That piano gave kids nightmares

or

Super Mario 64: Is that cave creepy enough?

or

Super Mario 64: Staff roll makes everyone emotional.

Thar we go!

Touhou: WHY DO I KEEP DYING?

Super Mario Bros. - Princess is in another castle!

Crash Bandicoot - I wanna live again, dagnabbit!

DK Country Returns: F*** yeah you d*ck biscuits!

Muscle March:
SERIOUSLY. JAPAN. WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥?

Guitar Hero:

Y U NO BEAT JORDAN

Okami:

Y U O SO CONFUSING

Portal:

Y U NO HAVE CAKE

Darksiders:

O hai thar GoWIII copy.

Ninja Blade:

O hai thar GoWIII copy.

Dante's Inferno:

O hai thar GoWIII copy.

Castelvania: Lords of Shadow

O hai thar GoWIII copy.

God of War III:

O hai thar GoWII Extension.

God of War II:

O hai thar cliffhanger game.

God of War:

This game is pretty awesome.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl:

Nintendo, I am di-*WI-FI ERROR*

Monster Hunter Tri: I HATE YOU DESIRE CENSOR!

Super Mario Galaxy
Better than Sunshine for sure.

Super Mario Galaxy 2
You'll be hooked for weeks.

God of War
The start of something bloody.

God of War 2
A worthy sequel, more blood.

God of War 3
Killing huge monsters, nothing new.

InFamous
Choose the path of whatever.

Uncharted 2
Best game, end of story.

TLoZ Twilight Princess
GANON, Y U SO EASY

Red Dead Redemption
The best open world game.

GTA IV
The missions are pretty bland.

Dead Rising 2
Good game despite loading times.

Wii Sports
Bowling is win, Boxing fails.

TLoZ Ocarina of Time
A great and lengthy game.

Super Mario Sunshine
Not bad, just kinda boring.

Super Mario 64
Good game, but outdated controls.

Super Smash Bros.
For people with friends only.

Super Smash Bros. Melee
Possibly the world's best fighter.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl
The reason Nintendo Wi-Fi exists.