by Suyo » January 15th, 2013, 7:42 am
Soldier: Black Box and Liberty Launcher
The weapons’ advantages are horrible. While the Direct Hit has a different Projectile Speed too, it is different enough to make switching between it and other Launchers. That’s not the same with the Liberty Lawnchair, which really threw off my Stock Launcher aim when I used it for a week or so. The Black Box promotes playing without a Medic since you can heal yourself. Both of these promote bad gameplay, and the missing fourth rocket is a crippling downside (it basically equals to -25% damage), but the upsides still make these popular with newbies.
Pyro: THE ♥♥♥♥ PHLOGISTINATOR OH CRAP
There’s the Degreaser. Faster weapon switch makes it awesome for Puff and Sting strategies, such as the glorious Axtinguisher and Flare Gun crits. There’s the Stock Flamethrower. It’s a balanced choice beetween regular ambushes and the above technique. There’s the Backburner. Great for a flanking Pyro who knows how to get behind people and just ambushes them – it has a large W+M1 following and I used to hate it, but I’ve got a new target.
The Phlogistinator is the most horrible thing Valve has added to the game. It does not have an airblast AT ALL, which is the most important tool of a Pyro, and promotes the worst gameplay you can have. And with the crit boost you get for JUST BURNING PEOPLE even the most horrible W+M1 idiots can get a bunch of free kills.
Sniper: Machina
The Machina encourages bodyshots, which is bad. I’m not one of those guys who will write you angry XBLA messages telling you my parents working and XBox will ban you bcuz u suk @ lief more hedshot faget, but it just does triple damage, that’s the point. There’s a bunch of occassions where bodyshots are pretty cool (cleaning up people running away, increasing the chance to take our Medics in one hit…), but since the damage bonus only applies on full charge, you have no advantage. You just think you have one, which means many people I’ve seen don’t even try to aim for the head and instead go for bodyshots and LOLCOLLATERALS. And I’m not even started on what effect losing noscopes has on mid-range fights.
Also, I bet you were confused why I didn't put Sydney Sleeper up there and then go on with headshots are better than bodyshots hurr durr. It’s quite easy: the massive downside, no headshots with the Piss Rifle, is matched by the massive upside, IT SHOOTS PISS. You might be wondering how this is good, but remember that people with piss on them take 1.5x damage. That means, virtually, a Heavy has just 200 health, a Soldier goes down to about 133, and a Medic has just 100 health when pissed off. That’s a huge advantage, and as a Sniper you can just sit in the backfield, shoot bodily fluids at people and be a huge credit to team, while the enemy team has almost no chance against the most powerful rifle in the game. That, obviously, only counts when you can communicate with your team well and work together to take out priority targets.
Medic: Blutsauger
Usually, if you are suffering from afterburn, the regeneration keeps you alive. You can't die from bleed or burn. The Blutsauger removes that - so if you die because you were burned or hit by a bleed weapon, here's your problem.