THE BOARD GAME TO END ALL BOARD GAMES
THIS GAME IS BASICALLY "PRAY TO RNGesus: THE GAME"
AND IT'S ♥♥♥♥ AWESOME
ROLL DICE TO MOVE AROUND THE BOARD. ROLL DICE TO FIGHT CHICKENS. ROLL DICE TO FIGHT OTHER PLAYERS. ROLL DICE TO DEFEND YOURSELF AND HOPE THE GAME DOESN'T DECIDE TO ♥♥♥♥ YOU OVER AND MAKE YOU LOSE HALF YOUR STARS RIGHT BEFORE YOUR HOME SPACE FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME
AND THE BEST PART? RIGHT NOW IT'S A PART OF THIS BUNDLE AND YOU CAN GET IT FOR 50 ♥♥♥♥ CENTS. THAT'S RIGHT, JUST 2 QUARTERS. EVEN IF YOU ONLY PLAY IT FOR 20 MINUTES, YOU PRETTY MUCH GOT YOUR MONEY'S WORTH. (You have to get 2 games though, for a minimu of 1 dollar, and I recommend getting 99 Spirits with it as well, because they both have trading cards that you can sell to get your entire dollar back in Gaben bux)
WHY AM I SHOUTING SO MUCH YOU ASK? BECAUSE YOU CAN CONSIDER THIS MY OFFICIAL RECOMMENDATION.
AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH, IT'S GOT ONLINE MULTIPLAYER TOO, ON TOP OF ALL THESE GREAT FEATURES. PLEASE PLAY WITH ME. IT'LL BE FUN, I SWEAR.
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