A picture's worth a million words

[Blablob]

Okay, so post a picture....any picture....whatsoever. Then below that picture you must post some random, funny thing to say to go with the picture, and so it has almost nothing to do with the picture itself, but yet it fits. here's an example.

"Do these wings make me look fat?"

[Suyo]

"With that tongue, I can drink out of 3 miles deep toilets!"

[Blablob]

This was the original Super Mario Bros. Videogame, but for the oddest reason, they stuck to classic NES graphics. Hm..that sucks.