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[Karyete]

requested by nan
too lazy to make it look nice

<Karyete> g'day
<Nan> moderatin' is a gud job m8
<Karyete> challengin' work
inner doors
I'll guarantee you'll not go 'ungry
cuz at the end of the day, as long as there's two users left on the forum, someone's gonna want someone banned
<Nan> some guy spamming
gets hit with a banhammer to the face, tries to rereg, blows up as he is IP banned
<Karyete> "Dad, I- I'm not a 4chan user, I'm a moderator"
"Well the difference bein' that one's a job, the other's mental sickness!"
no offence to anybody that uses 4chan
<Ven> forums would be more interesting if there were actual explosions on ban
<Nan> "I'll be honest with ya, my parents, do not care for it"
This should go to QM man

[Venexis]

[11:01 PM] Magnen: Wheelchairs are just CHAIRS with WHEELS, Josh!
[11:01 PM] Magnen: To help people that are injured or can't walk!
[11:02 PM] joshio0⃣1⃣: YOU'RE OPPRESSING ME!
[11:02 PM] joshio0⃣1⃣: ...
[11:02 PM] joshio0⃣1⃣: oh no...
[11:02 PM] Magnen: feels like she's explaning to a young child
[11:02 PM] joshio0⃣1⃣: I...It's happening...
[11:02 PM] joshio0⃣1⃣: CHARISMA -1
[11:02 PM] joshio0⃣1⃣: my charisma is...
[11:02 PM] Harmless: (Oh GOD)
[11:02 PM] Magnen: (XD)
[11:02 PM] joshio0⃣1⃣: at an all time low!
[11:03 PM] joshio0⃣1⃣: MAGNEN YOU NEED TO HELP ME!
[11:03 PM] Ven: (lmfao)
[11:03 PM] joshio0⃣1⃣: I DON'T WANNA BE THE WORST OF THE WORST!
[11:03 PM] joshio0⃣1⃣: TEACH ME HOW TO BE...
[11:03 PM] joshio0⃣1⃣: gulp
[11:03 PM] joshio0⃣1⃣: A half-descent person!
[11:03 PM] Ven: (oh my god I'm actually dying lmfao)
[11:03 PM] Harmless: (Making josh civil sounds way harder than fighting against the entire government with limited resources )
[11:03 PM] Magnen: (ikr)

I love you guys

[~Yuri]

dunno if this is considered nsfw: show

[18:06] Shad: Because I just saw this video and what the ♥♥♥♥
[18:06] Shad: "Woman Didn't Change Her Underwear For 3 Weeks"
[18:06] Bread: o_o
[18:07] Shad: "Sex addict wants to have sex with cactus"
[18:07] Shad: Yall mofos need some jesus
[18:07] Bread: yeah we get some real nutjobs over here
[18:07] Shad: YA THINK
[18:07] Bread: hee
[18:07] Bread: we're not all like that, but the ones who are...
[18:08] Bread: I mean, yikes
[18:08] Bogdán: >3 weeks
[18:08] Shad: Bog don't do this
[18:08] Bogdán: well egh I'm okay with it
[18:08] Shad: OH MY GOD
[18:08] ~Yuri: ...
[18:08] Shad: :weary:
[18:08] ~Yuri: I'd imagine mold would have formed on the underwear at this point
[18:08] ~Yuri: like, holy ♥♥♥♥
[18:09] Bread: hurk
[18:09] Positron: ew
[18:09] Bogdán: yeast infection gallore
[18:09] Shad: Something smells fishy to me
[18:09] Shad: I'll see myself out
[18:09] Bogdán: but since I've not yet met a person to this I cannot know
[18:09] Bread: :point_left: :point_left:
[18:09] Bogdán: I'm legit courios
[18:09] Shad: Bog no
[18:09] Shad: That's how you get STDs
[18:09] ~Yuri: Pls bog
[18:09] Shad: Girl probably has a worm
[18:09] Bogdán: no boy, I wouldn't go in it, sheesh
[18:09] Bogdán: more like study it
[18:09] Shad: THATS THE SAME THING
[18:10] ~Yuri: lmfao
[18:10] Shad: What are you trying to be a goddamn gynocologist or some ♥♥♥♥
[18:10] samuRai: Kary õ/
[18:10] Bread: rai \o
[18:10] Bread: how are ya?
[18:10] Bogdán: man I've watched a vid about a guy injecting his sperm into unfertilized hen eggs to see if a homunculus would come out
[18:10] Shad: I just finished lunch and I'm retching laughing
[18:10] Bogdán: I'm legit interested to study weird ♥♥♥♥
[18:10] samuRai: 50/50
[18:10] Bogdán: most for the sake of couriosity
[18:11] Shad: Jesus christ I'm going to be sick
[18:11] ~Yuri: there was this headline about that woman in a tribe where they used potatoes as an anticonceptional
[18:11] ~Yuri: So, she forgot the potato there
[18:11] ~Yuri: And there were friggin potato sprouts growing there(editado)
[18:11] Bread: how does one forget that
[18:12] Bogdán: potatoes
[18:12] ~Yuri: one doesn't
[18:12] Bogdán: boil'em
[18:12] Bogdán: mash'em
[18:12] Bogdán: stick 'em in a -stew- gina(editado)
[18:12] ~Yuri: ayy
[18:12] Bread: lmao
[18:12] Bogdán: how the ♥♥♥♥ do I cross the words here
[18:12] Bogdán: bold italic
[18:12] ~Yuri: aa
[18:12] Bogdán: whatever
[18:13] samuRai: double tilde
[18:13] ~Yuri: aaa
[18:13] Bogdán: --this--?
[18:13] Bogdán: nem
[18:13] samuRai: aaa
[18:13] Bogdán: what's a tilde
[18:13] Nan: that sounds disgusting
[18:13] Bread: ~
[18:13] samuRai: ~
[18:13] Bogdán: oy
[18:13] Bogdán: ~oy gevalt~
[18:13] Bread: hello world
[18:13] Bogdán: liars
[18:13] Bread: double tilde, bog
[18:13] Nan: I'm talking about what Yuri said
[18:13] Bread: ~~
[18:13] Nan: a tilde is ok
[18:13] Bogdán: aah
[18:13] Bogdán: ok
[18:13] Bogdán: yes
[18:13] Bread: \o/
[18:13] Bogdán: many thanks
[18:13] samuRai:
[18:13] Nan: over here we call this a tilde ´
[18:13] Bread: that's cuz ur weird
[18:14] Bread: <3
[18:14] Nan: but it's more accurate to call it an acento gráfico :stuck_out_tongue:
[18:14] Bogdán: i just call this "approximative"
[18:14] Bread: over here we have a technical term for ~
[18:14] Nan: Ñ
[18:14] Bread: it's "that weird squiggly line thingy"
[18:14] samuRai: what's so graphic about it
[18:14] Shad: "And there were friggin potato sprouts growing there"
[18:14] ~Yuri: lmao
[18:14] Shad: There was an old man who had peas grow in his lungs
[18:14] Bogdán: we used to say monkeytail for @
[18:14] samuRai: people stuff it in people's names over here
[18:14] Nan: that it shows up(editado)
[18:15] Bread: anyway it's gettin' late here
[18:15] Shad: If the humidity is right and there are nutrients like oxygen in there, anything can happen
[18:15] Bread: take care folks o/
[18:15] samuRai: night
[18:15] ~Yuri: man
[18:15] Bogdán: nighto
[18:15] ~Yuri: how did he get it in his lungs in the first place
[18:15] ~Yuri: see ya kary o/
[18:15] Bogdán: I remember my grandma saying that a boy came to her hospital with a bean that grew in his nose
[18:15] Shad: Plus the lady bits have thousands of unidentified traces of bacterial species that keep evolving and making new ones
[18:15] Nan: it depends on stuff's pronunciation, a word can be aguda (accent upon the last syllable), grave (second to last), or esdrújula (third to last or before)
[18:15] samuRai: there's better ways to improve foul breath, people
[18:15] Shad: So it's some good fertilizer for potatoes
[18:16] Nan: and there's rules about whether or not they mark the accent with this ´ or not
[18:16] Bogdán: Shad
[18:16] ~Yuri: oxítona, paroxítona and proparoxítona is what we call them here, Nan
[18:16] Shad: The old man was eating peas and coughed while swallowing one, and it went down the wrong tracht(editado)
[18:16] Bogdán: you realise what you've done?
[18:16] Nan: depends on whether or not it ends on n, s, or a vowel
[18:16] Nan: unless it's a esdrújula
[18:16] Bogdán: You can harvest that ♥♥♥♥
[18:16] Nan: in that case you always use this ´
[18:16] Bogdán: become a pioneer in the potato growing industry
[18:16] Shad: Oh my god
[18:16] Shad: You're right.
[18:16] Bogdán: $$$
[18:16] Nan: stop talking about planting stuff in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
[18:16] Nan: please
[18:16] ~Yuri: Gonna grow a farm on my ♥♥♥♥ genitals
[18:16] ~Yuri: what a great idea
[18:16] Shad: What do I call it
[18:16] Nan: it's icky :unamused:
[18:17] Bogdán: well we already have lab grown ginas
[18:17] Bogdán: we need to make them have the same bacteria
[18:17] Shad: Pregnant Potato Inc
[18:17] Bogdán: :money_mouth:
[18:17] Bogdán: I'm sorry
[18:17] Nan: stahp
[18:17] Bogdán: but this emoji was needed
[18:17] Bogdán: Vagtato
[18:17] Bogdán: (sorry nan, I can't help it)
[18:18] ~Yuri: what have i done
[18:18] Shad: "It's a tuber"
[18:18] Bogdán: I'll mention you once I get the patent, Yuri
[18:18] Nan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sgycukafqQ
YouTube
Linkin Park
What I've Done (Official Video) - Linkin Park


[18:18] Bogdán: I buy you good car
[18:18] Shad: Hey, that gives a whole new meaning to having a potato though
[18:18] Bogdán: attract many chicks potato growers with it
[18:18] ~Yuri: I pass on the credit part
[18:18] Shad: Instead of calling a baby a potato, we call a potato a baby
[18:18] ~Yuri: sign me up for the car though
[18:18] Shad: Baby potato babies
[18:19] Shad: ♥♥♥♥ wait there is a problem with potatoes
[18:19] Shad: They grow upwards
[18:19] Bogdán: Well speaking of potatoes back when I still wanted to write a small story I had this idea of people trying to GMO the potato so it'll substitute for meat and other stuff
[18:19] Bogdán: basically all MREs would be potatoes
[18:19] Shad: If they don't get sunlight they sprout more potatoes off the root, and then you have like 10 potatoes where they shouldn't be
[18:19] Shad: Plus it's a nightshade
[18:20] Shad: Nightshades are toxic enough to kill
[18:20] Bogdán: aren't they used for dyes though?
[18:20] Shad: I'm talking about growing them in women though
[18:20] Shad: We can't farm potatoes that way because they'd kill the carrier
[18:20] Shad: How the ♥♥♥♥ did we get here
[18:21] Bogdán: ugh right, it would require some
[18:21] Bogdán: maintenance
[18:21] Shad: So about those Minecraft parrots

[Karyete]

that conversation will forever be stuck in my head

[Karyete]

CAUTION: this is what happens when BY gets hold of autocorrect

[Bogdan]

That's worthy for Cards Against Humanity

[Karyete]

"Steamed Hams but it's the PixelLoaf Server": show

Magnen - Today at 17:46
you had one job kary
to become rye bread
Judough - Today at 17:47
I'm not sorry
Baguette - Today at 17:47
hue
Pão - Today at 17:47
Oh egads
Judough - Today at 17:47
my roast is ruined
Pão - Today at 17:47
But what if
Magnen - Today at 17:47
nO
Baguette - Today at 17:47
I were to purchase fast food
Judough - Today at 17:47
and disguise it as my own cooking?
Magnen - Today at 17:47
I thought we were done with this meme aaahhhhhhhhHHHHH
Pão - Today at 17:48
Ho ho ho, delightfully devilish Seymour!
Judough - Today at 17:48
:door:
Baguette - Today at 17:48
SEEEEEYMOUUR
Judough - Today at 17:48
Superintendent! I was just, err
Pão - Today at 17:49
Stretching my calves on the windowsill!(edited)
Baguette - Today at 17:49
Asymetrical exercise, care to join me?
Judough - Today at 17:49
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
Pão - Today at 17:49
Oh, that isn't smoke!
Baguette - Today at 17:50
It's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having!
Judough - Today at 17:50
mmMMMmMMMMm! Steamed clams!
Baguette - Today at 17:50
:door:
Pão - Today at 17:50
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for some mouth-watering hamburgers!
Baguette - Today at 17:51
I thought we were having steamed clams...
Judough - Today at 17:51
Ohoho, no! I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers!
Pão - Today at 17:51
...You call hamburgers steamed hams
Baguette - Today at 17:52
Yes, it's a regional dialect.
Jhynjhiruu - Today at 17:52
Wh
Judough - Today at 17:52
Uh-huh. Err, what region?
Pão - Today at 17:52
Uhh... upstate New York.
Jhynjhiruu - Today at 17:52
What on earth
Magnen - Today at 17:52
:GWfroggyMonkaChrist:
Baguette - Today at 17:52
Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams.
Judough - Today at 17:53
Oh, no, not in Utica, it's an Albany expression.
Pão - Today at 17:53
Ah I see.
Baguette - Today at 17:53
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they serve at Krusty Burger...
Judough - Today at 17:54
Ohohoho no! Patented Skinner burgers. Olllld family recipe.
Pão - Today at 17:54
...For steamed hams?
Baguette - Today at 17:54
Yes!
Judough - Today at 17:54
Yes, and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they're obviously grilled.
Pão - Today at 17:55
Err... you know... one thing I should... Excuse me for one second.
Baguette - Today at 17:55
Of course.
Judough - Today at 17:55
:door:
Pão - Today at 17:55
Aah, that was wonderful! Good time was had by all, I'm pooped!
Baguette - Today at 17:56
Yes, I should be goin-- Good Lord, what is happening in there?
Judough - Today at 17:56
Aurora Borealis.
Pão - Today at 17:56
AURORA BOREALIS
Baguette - Today at 17:57
AT THIS TIME OF YEAR
Judough - Today at 17:57
AT THIS TIME OF DAY
Pão - Today at 17:57
IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY
Baguette - Today at 17:57
LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?!
Judough - Today at 17:57
Yes!
Pão - Today at 17:57
...May I see it?
Baguette - Today at 17:58
.....No.
Judough - Today at 17:58
Seymour, the house is on fire!
Pão - Today at 17:58
No mother, it's just the northern lights.
Baguette - Today at 17:59
Well Seymour, you're an odd fellow, but I must say
Judough - Today at 17:59
You steam a good ham :)
Pão - Today at 17:59
Heeelp! Heeeelp!
Baguette - Today at 18:00
:grimacing: :thumbsup:
Pão - Today at 18:00
We did it
Judough - Today at 18:00
well folks, can't say I've ever been both that proud and that disappointed in myself at the same time
Magnen - Today at 18:00
are you all proud of yourselves
Judough - Today at 18:00
Yes!
Baguette - Today at 18:00
♥♥♥♥ magic
Pão - Today at 18:00
I am extremely proud
Jhynjhiruu - Today at 18:01
What did I just come back to?