oh my aunt jemima that is so funny

[GrandPiano]

*is playing a new piano piece my piano teacher gave me*
*sees that he wrote GTFO underlined on the music*
*realizes that it is actually GFTO*
*realizes that it is actually G♯° (G sharp diminished), with the diminished symbol looking like a capital "O" than shown here and the sharp symbol looking lik FT*

[*Emelia K. Fletcher]

[20:18:57] Jannik "Monta" Bucher: AWEDAWDFAGWER
[20:19:02] Jannik "Monta" Bucher: screw you cory :c
[20:19:02] Jack Harrington: Spongebog?
[20:19:14] OnyxAlchemyst: spangbleb
[20:19:29] Jack Harrington: Spunkblag.
[20:19:39] Eric Caruso/ElvenAlchemy: spangleblob?
[20:19:54] Jannik "Monta" Bucher: spengeberb
[20:19:58] OnyxAlchemyst: searching spangbleb gives exactly one result
[20:20:00 | Edited 20:20:08] Jack Harrington: Spugbong.
[20:20:16] Jannik "Monta" Bucher: Tom Cruise.
[20:20:34] Rangoinim: ALIENS
[20:20:35] Rangoinim: imsorry
[20:20:39] Eric Caruso/ElvenAlchemy: spungbob von sprigandorf

[WickedOreo]

SuYoTheImbecile: Except not.
SuYoTheImbecile: Because I'm never getting a life.
WickedOreo: You've got a Half-Life too?
WickedOreo: :D
SuYoTheImbecile: Yeah, I have half-life two.

[Killswitch]

I don't know if these are really funny; the observers laughed but I didn't "get" it at first. All of these are translated from Filipino to English.

Me: "I'm going to the computer shop for an assignment to be printed out (from my USB)."
Mom: "OK."
Me: *Goes to the computer shop and returns.*
Mom: "Have you printed it?"
Me: "No, I forgot to bring my USB."
Mom & Sis: *Laughs hard.*
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Teacher: *Lectures for a long time.*
Me: *Focuses on my imagination while she lectures.*
Teacher: *Is done with the lecture.*
Teacher: "Are there any questions about the lesson?"
Me: "Huh? What (are we talking about)?"
Some of my classmates: *Laughs hard.*
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There, maybe you have a clue on who I really am in real life.

[*Emelia K. Fletcher]

uh

an average human being

I guess

[Killswitch]

uh

an average human being

I guess

Wheee.... you're absolutely right!

[-BY]

11:36 CuutieShot *sneaks her way into the chat eating pixie stix*
11:36 CuutieShot :L
11:36 RandomDent Hold up little missy, can I see some ID?
11:37 CuutieShot o -o
11:37 RandomDent Sorry, chat policy. I'm afraid I'll have to confiscate those pixie sticks.
11:37 CuutieShot <.< .. i could just give you one..
11:38 RandomDent Sorry miss, I don't take bribes. Now if you'll just cooperate...
11:38 notBY *throws chewing gum against a wall and runs away*
11:38 CuutieShot :L dang.. mkay. *hands the empty wrapper*
11:39 RandomDent Hold on, we've got a gummer! After 'em!
11:39 CuutieShot sorry.. I ates it all while you were talking...
11:39 CuutieShot mwhah
11:39 RandomDent We don't take too kindly to littering 'round here.
11:39 notBY fuq
11:40 RandomDent Now clean that gum off the wall.
11:40 notBY butbutbutbutbut
11:40 notBY I haven't done anything.
11:40 RandomDent What did I say?
11:41 RandomDent Would you prefer I get the paddle?
11:40 notBY
11:41 notBY *cleans up the wall*
11:41 notBY Here you go
11:41 RandomDent That's better. Enjoy your stay.
11:41 RandomDent If you'll excuse me, I've got some pixie sticks to stea... er, "confiscate".

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And what do we learn from this? ♥♥♥♥ the Police.

[KABOOM]

Some kid 1: I went over to [Some kid 2]'s house last night.
Some kid 2: We spent hours making "over 9000" jokes!
Some kid 1: We must've made more than the entire Internet combined!
Me: (trying to set up the obvious joke) Just how many "over 9000" jokes do you think you made?
Some kid 2: We made, like, a million!
Me: -_-

I don't know what compelled me to share this, but there you go.

[Killswitch]

Translated from Filipino to English.

Professor: Do you guys understand the lesson?
Classmates: Yeeeesssss...
Professor: OK, time for quiz!
Classmates: AAAAHHHHH!!!
Professor: Just kidding...

Classic! XD

[blue]

So i was taking the shuttle bus because the Streetcar LRT was under construction and when we got at the bus bay at night (8:45EST), there was a 1337 no. hybrid! lol did i really cause that moment to come true? xD

Orion Hybrid 1337 on the 510 shuttle. OMG!!

BTW there was lots of construction