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Re: oh my aunt jemima that is so funny

Postby *Emelia K. Fletcher » August 23rd, 2013, 11:09 am

BRAN MOD

BRAN HIM HARD

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Re: oh my aunt jemima that is so funny

Postby *Emelia K. Fletcher » August 26th, 2013, 2:42 am

[11:35:06] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: that's better
[11:35:13] Joey "Krawky" Kaimu: MR. RODY WILL BE DISPLEASED
[11:35:21] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: i will punch Mr. Rody in the face
[11:35:39] Joey "Krawky" Kaimu: http://puu.sh/4batq IT'S TOO LATE
[11:37:59] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: http://puu.sh/4be4O.png NOPE


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Re: oh my aunt jemima that is so funny

Postby *Emelia K. Fletcher » September 10th, 2013, 1:48 am

a conversation on ♥♥♥ pains: show
[08:50:02] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: Good morning
[08:50:14] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: I'm not going to school because my stomach and waist hurt
[08:56:41] Kyo: ....
[08:56:45] Kyo: Yet you're on Skype.
[08:56:48] Rangoinim: oh ♥♥♥♥
[08:56:50] Rangoinim: I wish I could do that
[08:57:19] Rangoinim: "hey teacher I ripped a piece of my toenail off can I go home?"
[08:58:11] Rangoinim: "hey teacher I got my finger smashed in by a yardstick can I go home?"
[08:58:14] Rangoinim: etc. etc.
[09:00:06] Rangoinim: I understand if you're in pain
[09:00:23] Rangoinim: And I understand that sometimes you get on Skype even when you feel really bad
[09:00:26] Rangoinim: I've done it before
[09:01:51] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: I don't know I can move around but then my stomach spontaneously hurts
[09:02:06] Rangoinim: But make sure it's worth missing a day for
[09:02:08 | Edited 09:02:18] Rangoinim: I speak from experience
[09:02:12] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: and ♥♥♥♥ is a horrible experience
[09:02:31] Rangoinim: Do you have diarrhea?
[09:02:42] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: No, but it hurts like hell for some reason
[09:02:49] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: Mother says it's because I don't eat enough greens
[09:02:59] Rangoinim: Sounds like gas pains
[09:03:04] Rangoinim: Or heavy constipation
[09:03:06] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: Oh god
[09:03:30] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: Either way, I wanted to listen to Home by Edward Sharpe but the internet's too slow to buffer it
[09:03:42] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: :(
[09:06:05] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: What a horrible morning
[09:06:27] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: Internet pages aren't even loading because this 3G tether is a buttmunch
[09:07:05] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: Timetable said I have French today so at least I'm missing that
[09:07:10] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: I'm also missing maths though
[09:12:29] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: Oh my god I just drank half a cup of warm water and now my tongue feels like sandpaper
[09:12:34] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: why is this happening
[09:12:54] S1nZ: get well soon kappa..
[09:12:57] S1nZ: don't die...
[09:12:59] Rangoinim: Why are you drinking warm water?
[09:13:08] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: It's supposed to be hot water I'm drinking but it's not really hot now
[09:13:14] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: Apparently drinking hot water makes it better
[09:16:32] Rangoinim: Why would hot water make it better?
[09:17:00] S1nZ: kappa, do some yoga
[09:17:04] S1nZ: idk
[09:17:08] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: My waist hurts
[09:17:17] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: If I did yoga it would hurt quite a lot more
[09:17:36] S1nZ: there was this "conge cleaning" yoga technique that was taught to me once...
[09:17:44] S1nZ: more or less helps you poop
[09:17:47] S1nZ: lol
[09:18:11] S1nZ: also another one where you drink like a leater of warm water, and puke it out...
[09:18:23] S1nZ: but that has to be done only in the morning...
[09:18:27] S1nZ: before breakfast....
[09:19:02] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: I had a toasted sandwich and a negligable portion of a Double Sausage and Egg McMuffin so I guess breakfast is over
[09:19:12] S1nZ: ya....
[09:19:24] S1nZ: that one is to clear the muck from your stomach...
[09:19:35] S1nZ: i did that quite a bit when i was ill....
[09:19:41] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: Colon cleansing? Please god no
[09:21:15] Rangoinim: If you want to take a crap
[09:21:23] Rangoinim: There's a few good methods
[09:21:32] S1nZ: *conch cleaning
[09:21:37] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: If I take a crap it hurts
[09:21:41] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: As in, burns
[09:21:48] Rangoinim: Suck it up
[09:22:01] Rangoinim: AIN'T GONNA COME OUT ANY OTHER WAY
[09:22:08] S1nZ: it is more or less drinking some water then doing some hip/waist movement
[09:22:19] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: It's not getting the crap out that's the problem ;_;
[09:22:33] S1nZ: shoot water up your ♥♥♥
[09:22:35] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: Oh my god why am I even talking about my crapping methods to internet people
[09:22:38] imperishable: I miss fast food....
[09:22:40] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: Why are internet people helping me with crapping
[09:22:45] S1nZ: lol para
[09:22:50] Rangoinim: If you want less pain you want to get it out as fast as possible
[09:22:50] imperishable: [09:19] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan:

<<< I had a toasted sandwich and a negligable portion of a Double Sausage and Egg McMuffin so I guess breakfast is over
[09:22:56] imperishable: damn you for reminding me
[09:23:10] Rangoinim: It hurts more for that second, but it's less overall
[09:23:15] imperishable: piece of ♥♥♥♥
[09:23:15] S1nZ: fill up your intestines with water, then blast it out
[09:23:16 | Edited 09:23:20] S1nZ: lol para
[09:23:24] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: No, it was just a family friend who came in and she was like "hey your little brother tore off a chunk of this ♥♥♥♥ and I'm not bothered to eat it do you want it"
[09:23:27] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: and I'm like "yeah ok"
[09:23:33] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: and then I ate a few bites and said "nope going now"
[09:23:39] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: I don't know why
[09:23:40] Rangoinim: So essentially what you do is eat a lot of the most diarrhea inducing food you know of
[09:23:48] S1nZ: kappa, do you eat your veggies?
[09:23:57] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: I haven't recently
[09:24:03] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: I ate noodles yesterday though
[09:24:04] S1nZ: >_>
[09:24:11] Raythalos Margarine: i like spinach
[09:24:11] S1nZ: that is not veggies..
[09:24:16] S1nZ: you need more fiber
[09:24:17] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: I don't know, I'll probably have some broccoli today
[09:24:21] Rangoinim: [09:24] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan:

<<< noodles
Noodles /=/ veggies
[09:24:28] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: I am perfectly aware
[09:24:34] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: that noodles are not vegetables
[09:24:35] S1nZ: i likebrocolli~
[09:24:35] Rangoinim: Fiber would probably be your best bet, yes
[09:24:42] Rangoinim: But it won't stop the pain
[09:24:47] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: Doesn't fibre hinder a pained stomach?
[09:24:47] S1nZ: eat high fiber veggies
[09:24:49] Rangoinim: I've had my fair share of painful craps
[09:24:53] S1nZ: the tougher, the better~
[09:25:04] S1nZ: there might be a clog....
[09:25:12] Rangoinim: I've found that softening the load probably works the best
[09:25:12] Raythalos Margarine: fibre
[09:25:15] Raythalos Margarine: optics
[09:25:29] S1nZ: and the fiber will give it more bulk to help unclog your insides
[09:25:42] Raythalos Margarine: wheee BUTTERFLY
[09:25:58] S1nZ: it could be clogged because there is not enough bulk in your waste
[09:26:07] S1nZ: S1nZ nibbles ray
[09:26:11] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: I have gone past the point of caring
[09:26:14] Rangoinim: Well, you said it burns, right?
[09:26:25] Rangoinim: Have you had spicy food recently?
[09:26:33] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: That's not how spicy food works
[09:26:34] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: and no
[09:26:37] S1nZ: you could do as i said and shoot water up your ♥♥♥...
[09:26:39] S1nZ: lol
[09:26:51] S1nZ: i ate very spicy foods once..
[09:26:51] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: I live in an apartment on the first floor
[09:26:53] S1nZ: my ♥♥♥ hurt after that...
[09:26:54] Rangoinim: Actually yes, that's exactly how spicy foods work
[09:26:57] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: There isn't going to be a waterhose anywhere
[09:27:10] Rangoinim: You eat a bunch of spicy ♥♥♥♥ and your ♥♥♥♥ is going to be spicy
[09:27:16] Rangoinim: I know from experience
[09:27:18] S1nZ: hmm... you don't have those hose to shoot water at your bum to wash it?
[09:27:24] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: No. I don't.
[09:27:28] Rangoinim: That's called an enema, Sninz
[09:27:32] S1nZ: ok then.....
[09:27:34] Raythalos Margarine: i can't even stand lightly spicy food
[09:27:39] Rangoinim: It is not a common household item
[09:27:43] Rangoinim: I CAN ONE WAY, THAT'S FOR SURE RAY
[09:27:46] Raythalos Margarine: if i eat spicy food
[09:27:48] Raythalos Margarine: i get diarrhea
[09:27:49] S1nZ: well, it is pretty standard toilet equipmnent over here..
[09:28:10] S1nZ: must have your bum clean~
[09:28:12] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: So you just reach for the toilet roll and your eyes pass over a hose that shoots water up your ♥♥♥?
[09:28:27] S1nZ: not up...
[09:28:29] Rangoinim: Singapore is weird
[09:28:32] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: ^
[09:28:42] S1nZ: it is next to my toilet...
[09:29:00] S1nZ: it is not those japanese toilets what have an automatic bum washer./...
[09:29:10] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: Japanese toilets wash your ♥♥♥ without you asking?
[09:29:16] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: Holy ♥♥♥♥ I want to live in Japan even more now
[09:29:56] S1nZ: and cory, that is not an enema
[09:30:07] S1nZ: i had no idea what an enema was till a moment ago
[09:32:25] Rangoinim: ah
[09:32:30] Rangoinim: At, not in
[09:32:36] Rangoinim: sorry
[09:32:37] S1nZ: ya, at your bum...
[09:32:39] S1nZ: lol
[09:32:44] S1nZ: that would be weird...
[09:33:03] S1nZ: though i heard colon cleaning is rather good for your health...
[09:33:33] S1nZ: but ya, after wiping with paper, i just go once more with soap and water...
[09:35:10] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: Still sounds weird
[09:35:47] S1nZ: i like me butt clean
[09:36:18] S1nZ: oh man, i know koishi is going to quote and save that
[09:36:19] S1nZ: lol
[09:36:23] Rangoinim: Well I give it a bit of a rubdown every once in awhile
[09:37:17] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: I wipe my ♥♥♥ with toilet paper as many times as needed, wash my hands and walk out of the ♥♥♥♥ door
[09:37:31] S1nZ: what a waste of paper..
[09:37:34] S1nZ: lol
[09:37:50] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: Plus the sink is too small for me to sit in
[09:38:10] S1nZ: heck, if that place i'm in doesn't ahve that hose, i go in the shower to wash my arse
[09:38:41] S1nZ: and worst come to worst, if said location lacks a shower as well...
[09:39:06] S1nZ: i'll use a dry paper first, then after that a fresh but wet one...
[09:39:15] S1nZ: i don't kile that though.....
[09:39:31] S1nZ: makes my bum itchy till i wash it...
[09:40:01] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: Oh my god does nobody here just wipe their ♥♥♥ with toilet paper normally
[09:40:22] S1nZ: use a bottle brush after pooping
[09:40:25] S1nZ: eue
[09:40:35] Joey "Krawky" Kaimu: what conversation have i walked into
[09:40:40] S1nZ: butts
[09:40:46] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: I complained about my ♥♥♥ hurting when I crap
[09:41:06] S1nZ: well, eat your veggies...
[09:41:19] S1nZ: does your family have regular veggie dishies?
[09:41:38] Joey "Krawky" Kaimu: i'm teaching someone how to terraria and then come back to asses and ♥♥♥♥, it's kinda weird
[09:41:41] S1nZ: my family always have at least 1 veggie dish at dinner
[09:41:53] S1nZ: well, that is the chat for ya...
[09:41:56] S1nZ: eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
[09:42:00] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: Seeing as it's just me and my mother, sometimes we have a stir-fry with broccoli in it but otherwise not really
[09:42:11] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: I'll nibble on cucumber and a tossed cucumber/carrot salad though
[09:42:12] S1nZ: hmm....
[09:42:20] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: The tossed cucumber/carrot salad is delicious as hell
[09:42:30] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: Seriously, it's usually the dish I eat the most if it's there
[09:42:41] S1nZ: maybe nom on some celery when you are bored..
[09:42:50] S1nZ: celery has way more fiber...
[09:42:54] S1nZ: it might help...
[09:43:03] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: I hate celery.
[09:43:06] S1nZ: cucumbers... not that much...
[09:43:10] S1nZ: lol
[09:43:15] S1nZ: well ♥♥♥♥..
[09:43:27] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: I like broccoli, lettuce of most types, carrot and cucumber.
[09:43:29] S1nZ: S1nZ tries to think of another stick like veggie that is high in fiber
[09:43:40] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: You'll be hard-pressed to think of any other vegetable I like
[09:43:49] S1nZ: i dislike eggplant...
[09:43:55] imperishable: i'm off to night sleep
[09:43:58] imperishable: bye good
[09:43:58] S1nZ: night para
[09:44:00] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: night Para
[09:44:03] S1nZ: ♥♥♥♥ well
[09:44:12] Rangoinim: Night Para, sleep well
[09:44:15] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: Oh my god Sninz could you not
[09:44:22] S1nZ: yes~
[09:45:42] S1nZ: maybe make yourself a salad side dish for the next few days...
[09:45:56] S1nZ: cabbages... cucumber...
[09:45:59] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: I can't make anything excepting a toasted sandwich.
[09:46:00] S1nZ: some carrot..
[09:46:09] S1nZ: its easy..
[09:46:14] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: I tried making a fried egg once. It went successfully but I've never done it since.
[09:46:23] S1nZ: just slice em' up, toss them with some salad dressing and done~
[09:46:43] S1nZ: bell peppers are nice in salads too... then celery to add some bulk...
[09:46:51] S1nZ: and some nuts..
[09:46:59] S1nZ: walnuts...
[09:47:04] S1nZ: almonds...
[09:47:13] S1nZ: and maybe a tomato
[09:47:23] S1nZ: that is more or less the salad my dad has daily...
[09:47:24] S1nZ: lol
[09:47:33] S1nZ: i like that salad~
[09:47:40] S1nZ: its simple, and tasty~
[09:47:43 | Edited 09:47:52] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: I hate cabbage. I hate pepper. I hate celery. I hate walnuts. I hate tomato.
[09:47:53] S1nZ: well, ♥♥♥♥
[09:48:02] S1nZ: don't dis the tomato, ♥♥♥♥
[09:48:10] S1nZ: S1nZ cuddles his pet tomato plant
[09:48:18] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: I also hate some of Ellie Goulding's songs, although Burn is one of my favourites.
[09:48:28] S1nZ: who?
[09:48:35] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: Google "ellie goulding burn"
[09:48:38] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: it's a wonderful song
[09:48:46] S1nZ: can't be borthered
[09:48:50] S1nZ: currently doing work on trees
[09:48:51] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: it's literally
[09:48:53] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: sninz how are you not
[09:49:18] S1nZ: ?
[09:49:29] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: listen to the damn song
[09:49:44] S1nZ: 10 more minutes till i leave..
[09:49:53] S1nZ: i must complete this thing by then...
[09:50:11] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: :o
[09:51:30] S1nZ: well, i'm trying to get the common name of these trees..
[09:51:36] S1nZ: and remember how they look like
[09:52:00] S1nZ: tomorrow morning i'm walking around the campus to look for the best speciments....
[09:52:06] S1nZ: and mark their locations
[09:52:17] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: Remember to keep an asshose on you in case you have the urge to ♥♥♥♥ in the woods
[09:52:19] S1nZ: should have done that weeks ago... actually...
[09:52:19] S1nZ: but i forgot...
[09:52:20] S1nZ: lol
[09:52:25] S1nZ: lol
[09:52:29] S1nZ: i'm no youkai...
[09:52:35] S1nZ: i'm civilised..
[09:52:44] S1nZ: and i dont like ♥♥♥♥ out of my house...
[09:52:51] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: "Good evening, I am a bear. I ♥♥♥♥ in the woods. Please feed me nuts and/or berries."
[09:52:55] S1nZ: meaning, public toilets..
[09:54:02] Rangoinim: I'm off to bed
[09:54:11] Rangoinim: Hopefully my toe stops being a ♥♥♥♥♥ by morning
[09:54:13] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: Good night, Cory
[09:54:17] Rangoinim: Night guys, sleep well when you all go to sleep
[09:54:19] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: See you later in the day
[09:54:23] Rangoinim: Hope you feel better Jack
[09:54:26] S1nZ: or
[09:54:34] S1nZ: night cory
[09:54:49] S1nZ: maybe a punch to the gut will help~
[09:55:03] S1nZ: S1nZ is getting less and less helpful with the current situtation
[09:55:41] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: You were already at rock-bottom the moment you suggested I shove a hose up my ♥♥♥.
[09:55:59] S1nZ: well, it does help in cleaning your colon..
[09:56:01] S1nZ: idk
[09:56:02] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: :3
[09:56:19] S1nZ: but ya, the punching in the gut won't help anyone...
[09:56:26] S1nZ: unless you get the ♥♥♥♥ litterally punched out of you...
[09:56:27] S1nZ: but i think you will doe when that happens.... >_>
[09:58:17] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: [08 September 2013 21:55] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan:

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[09:58:36] S1nZ: yes, kappa, that quote is very helpful...
[09:58:50] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: It's all I have to say
[09:58:56] S1nZ: in any case....
[09:59:00] S1nZ: i'm done with this thing
[09:59:08] S1nZ: and 2 minutes till i leave
[09:59:12] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: eeeeeeeey
[09:59:15] S1nZ: so i'm packing up
[09:59:21] S1nZ: eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
[09:59:26] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: eeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
[09:59:29] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: see ya sninzy
[09:59:36] S1nZ: bye kappa
[09:59:48] S1nZ: maybe we should get a slime girl to butt rape your ♥♥♥...
[09:59:52] S1nZ: lol
[10:00:10] S1nZ: i do wonder.... if a slime was ingested...
[10:00:28] S1nZ: would it come out well, get digested... or consume the consumer inside out....
[10:00:53] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: That's a slightly less helpful suggestion than "shove a hose up your ♥♥♥ and turn it on"
[10:01:04] S1nZ: yes, i do wonder stuff like taht on a regular basis....
[10:01:12] S1nZ: lol
[10:02:09] S1nZ: kappa, in all honesty, the way one cooks food greatly effects how much i want to eat said item...
[10:02:11] S1nZ: i dislike eggplants..
[10:02:24] S1nZ: but the way my mom did it that one time was rather nice..
[10:02:29] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: Do not suggest shoving celery up my ♥♥♥.
[10:02:41] S1nZ: i actually ate quite a bit of it
[10:02:41] S1nZ: lol
[10:03:01 | Edited 10:03:11] S1nZ: i know celery goes nice with peanut butter... .but not doodoo butter...
[10:03:32] S1nZ: S1nZ is laughing at his own joke
[10:03:40] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: ok
[10:03:43] S1nZ: well, see ya~
[10:03:48] Jæickleastouen Hærreingtouan: cya


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[18:14:28] Jack Harrington: https://vine.co/v/hHIEj5eUKlP
[18:14:50] Jack Harrington: i want to test out my mic
[18:14:55] Jack Harrington: so is a call good?
[18:15:28] OnyxAlchemyst: maybe in a bit
[18:15:33] Jack Harrington: kk
[18:15:40] Jack Harrington: when are we good for Warframe
[18:15:59] OnyxAlchemyst: maybe in a bit
[18:16:52] Jack Harrington: kk
[18:17:59] OnyxAlchemyst: maybe in a ♥♥♥♥
[18:18:12] Jack Harrington: ahahaha
[18:18:22] Jack Harrington: now i have the power to slap you in the face
[18:18:28] OnyxAlchemyst: maybe in a bit
[18:18:33] Jack Harrington: kk


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[18:22:32] Jack Harrington: it's usually funnier
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[10:52:21] Jack Harrington: Question for the ages
[10:52:26] Jack Harrington: What controller should I use for PC gaming
[10:52:57] Jeremy/Zeb/Koishi: NES controller
[10:53:09] Jack Harrington: No shoulder buttons, too expensive
[10:53:13] Jack Harrington: Anything else
[10:53:44] S1nZ: well, DRK's latest episode took a turn for the interesting
[10:53:49] S1nZ: rather predictable though
[10:54:51] Jeremy/Zeb/Koishi: I think most people either use an Xbox 360 controller or a Logitech-y one
[10:54:58] imperishable: [10:52] Jack Harrington: <<< What controller should I use for PC gaming: atari joystick
[10:55:12] S1nZ: keyboard and mouse
[10:55:13] S1nZ: eue
[10:55:28] Jeremy/Zeb/Koishi: Powerpoint clicker
[10:55:35] imperishable: 5200 Controller
[10:55:42] S1nZ: a rock
[10:55:43] imperishable: a dead mouse
[10:55:49] imperishable: a single almond
[10:55:52] S1nZ: a live mouse
[10:55:58] imperishable: the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya
[10:56:03] S1nZ: cucumber
[10:56:10] imperishable: the sadness after a funeral
[10:56:17] Jeremy/Zeb/Koishi: The letter 7
[10:56:22] imperishable: the concept of time
[10:56:25] S1nZ: Grandpa's ashes
[10:57:04] Jeremy/Zeb/Koishi: Toshinou Kyouko
[10:57:26] imperishable: rum raisin
[10:57:32] S1nZ: sweet Yuri action
[10:57:39] Jeremy/Zeb/Koishi: hyper-love
[10:57:44] imperishable: rum Reisen
[10:57:51] S1nZ: Obamacare
[10:58:00] imperishable: Vladmir Putin
[10:58:08] Jack Harrington: Suyooo: Toshino Kyouko is best controller
[10:58:15] S1nZ: Justin Bieber's bloody corpase
[10:58:32] imperishable: yuri seijin Naoko-san
[10:58:40] Jack Harrington: Well, looks like I'm going with a DualShock 3
[10:58:47] Jeremy/Zeb/Koishi: An mp3 of Rainbow in the Dark
[10:58:48] S1nZ: Mami's head
[10:58:51] Jack Harrington: because every suggestion you've made barring a rock is stupid
[10:58:54] imperishable: spoopy skeletons
[10:59:01] imperishable: doge
[10:59:05] Jack Harrington: dum shibe?
[10:59:13] S1nZ: use cookies
[10:59:18] imperishable: cookie clicker
[10:59:24] Jeremy/Zeb/Koishi: Headless Fox McCloud
[10:59:32] imperishable: a speedrun of ocarina of time
[10:59:45] S1nZ: BARRELS!
[10:59:46] imperishable: the power glove
[10:59:52] Jack Harrington: stop
[10:59:55] Jack Harrington: literally
[10:59:58] Jack Harrington: just halt
[11:00:00] S1nZ: a dead hooker
[11:00:08] imperishable: black rock shota
[11:00:10] S1nZ: a stop sign
[11:00:16] imperishable: the concept of halting
[11:00:28] imperishable: this is like pictionary but better
[11:00:34] imperishable: you should use pictionary
[11:00:35 | Edited 11:00:38] S1nZ: the concept of going fast
[11:00:42] imperishable: fasrt
[11:01:04] S1nZ: that is the fusion of first and fast
[11:01:24] S1nZ: use Ray's ship daughters
[11:01:34] imperishable: the fast and the fasrt
[11:01:40] imperishable: or rather
[11:01:45] imperishable: the fasrt and the furious
[11:02:02] Jeremy/Zeb/Koishi: the fasrt and the furryish
[11:02:10] imperishable: no koishi
[11:02:19] S1nZ: use a furry, kappa
[11:02:41] Jack Harrington: I genuinely just cannot comprehend how godlike these suggestions are


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Postby darthbrowser » November 16th, 2013, 8:42 pm

I had accidentally posted this is the regular quote museum at first, MK told me I had done so in error. Regardless, I found this quite humorous.

Anthony Henley, British Parliament member between 1727 and 1734 wrote:Gentlemen,

I received yours and am surprised at your insolence in troubling me about the excise...May God's curse be upon you all.

May your houses be as open and as common to all excise officers as your wives and daughters are to me.

Yours, etc.,

Anthony Henley


Mr. Henley was responding to a letter from his constituents, complaining about a proposed new excise tax. It is difficult to imagine how he was elected in the first place.
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