Choose Your Own Adventure: Spongebob Style!

[Blablob]

Hey everybody! I'm sure everyone remembers my CYOA: Mario Style topic I made a while back. It was doing pretty good, until I made version 2, which caused everyone to forger version 1, and version 2 didn't do well either. So now I'm back, and I'm gonna try to keep everything similar, except you take on the role of Spongebob this time. Here are the rules:

--As many choices as you want, but at least 2.
--Each choice must revolve around you making an action, not your opponent, or something happening. Describe all that in your story, not your choice.
--Your story must be at least 2 sentences long.
--No "It was just a dream" or anything similar to it. YOU WILL BE REPORTED IF YOU DO!
--If someone posts before you do, DELETE YOUR POST! I will PM you and make your life torture until you do (Just a metaphor)
--Finally, Keep the story interesting. Try to make each choice as different as possible. I wouldn't want "A. Runs; B. Walks". I'd prefer "A. Runs; B. Just stands there". Okay, as always, I'll start.

It was a beautiful day in Bikini Bottom. You wake up, get out of bed, feed Gary, and walk outside. Suddenly Larry the Lobster comes up to you.
"Hey, Spongebob. Have you heard the news?"
What do you say?

A. "What news?"
B. "Only news I can think of is the morning news on channel 5"
C. Screw talking. Punch him in the face.

[TheMMMification]

B.

Larry the Lobster looked at you quizically then said" But Spongebob, the news on channel 5 isn't legal here!" He then whips out his cellphone and calls the police. You...
A. Destroy his cellphone.
B. Run Away.
C. Call the police and tell them that Larry is lying.
D. Steal some guns then kill Larry.
E. Let the police arrest you.

[Blablob]

E. Let the police arrest you.


The judge had sent you to jail for 3 months. Itwas no biggy. You had been here plenty of times before, often involving incidents at boating school. So you knew how to survive the big house.

Or did you?

A guy came up to you as you were about to sit down and eat your lunch, and he slaps the food out of your hand. You end up getting in a fight with him, bumping your sentence up to 6 months. But you weren't gonna wait around that long. You only had 1 option:

A. Bust out of jail
B. Kill the head fish, running the jail
C. Bust out, then kill Larry the Lobster
D. Tough it out, you big wimp.

[Blablob]

C. Bust out, then kill Larry the Lobster.

You had made friends with an inmate named "Craig the Shark" and he said he wanted to get out of here as much as you did "So were gonna have to work together" He said.

You guys had a plan. You were all gonna get in on the fight against, not all the guards, but only 1. During lunch, Craig ate a sandwitch but he didn't chew it. This was part of the plan. You both walked back to your cage cell, and Craig coughed back up the sandwitch, and he had a good arm, so he threw it at the guard as hard as he could. He got knocked out right in front of you, and you grabbed his keys, open the cell, and left.

Sure enough, the police were after you, so you had to hide. But you also needed to kill Larry. You went to your house, and grabbed your shellphone. You were gonna need it. You also grabbed a gun you had. Larry had a wife named "Carol the Crab" and you were gonna kidnap her.

You kidnapped her when Larry was gone for Lifwguard duty. You hid her in an abandoned building. You ducktaped her mouth and her limbs down so she couldn't scream or get away. Larry was prolly home by now, wondering was Carol is, so now was the time to call him.

Larry: Hello?
Spongebob: Hello Larry.
Larry: Who is this?
Spongebob: What is it Larry? Do you not remember the man you called the police on for some stupid reason?
Larry: Spongebob?
Spongebob: well now you're gonna need some police when I'm done with you. I've kidnapped your wife, and you, and only you, will come to get her. If you tell anyone, I will kill her.
Larry: Where is she you monster?
Spongebob: We're in the old abandoned shell building on pine road.
Larry: Okay, I'll be there in about 5 minutes, don't hurt her.

When Larry finally arrived, you shot and killed him. Now what do you do about Carol?

A. Kill her too
B. Let her go
C. Let her go, but warn her you will kill her too if she says anything

[Blablob]

A. Kill her too



Now what? You were a murderer who broke out of jail, and you had no money, and you couldn't go back to your house. There was only 1 option:

A. Ask Patrick for help
B. Ask Mr. Krabs for help
C. Create a time machine that allows you to go back in time and stop this from ever happening
D. Turn yourself in
E. Capture Squidward, and dress him up as you, so he is arrested and you won't have to hide anymore

[TheMMMification]

C.

However, it didn't have the effect you would think would happen. Instead, the back to back posts never happened! You were back at the time you're sentence was bumped up to 6 months. You decide to bust out of jail. You gather three big, tough men who also wanna get out of jail, then you discuss you're plan. You're plan is...
A. To blow up you're cells, blame it on someone else, then while some guards are fixing the cells, assasinate them, steal their guns, kill the rest of the guards, then threaten to kill everybody if you aren't let out of jail.
B. To have the men pretend to be poisened, then "save" them. You might get the sentence shortened, and if not, then you resort to plan A.

[Blablob]

B.

(Also, MMM. I used to do that back to back thing all the time in my old topic: CYOA Mario style. Nobody had a problem with it at all. So I will not discontinue doing it just because there is 1 person who has a probem with it. That's YOUR problem.)

The men pretend to be poisoned, and you "save" them. The cops see this and the judge shortens your sentence back to 3 months.

You decided to stick out the next 3 months. The 3 men you helped save also only had 3 months as well, since you had returned the favor by letting them "save" you. When you all were released from prison, what happened?

A.Go your seperate ways, and kill Larry!
B.Team up to kill Larry.
C.Get Larry to kill them(!)
D.Fight them(!!!)

[Ridder]

actually, many people have a problem with it.

D.
You get in a turn based,FF8-esque battle with the men, except, it's three against one.....

Once you Action Bar fills up, you quickly decide to cast a Blizzaga, but it was ineffective.

the battle went on for hours, until you got your limit break.

Battle Menu
II
II
II
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Limit Break
II
II
II
\/
Rip this story up.

you casts a spell......and it destroys this story.

you wakes up to find three gentlemen next to him in an endless realm of white.

Spongebob:So, what are your names?
blablob:My name is blablob.
MarioMixMan:It's a me! MarioMixMan!
???:I will refrain from revealing my name.peon.

you decide to...
A.Ask one of the gentlemen for directions
B.Walk away, ending your current adventure and starting a new one.
C.Sit there and think about what to do.
D.Blame blablob for all your troubles.
E.Blame all of them for all of your troubles.

[TheMMMification]

A.
The Gentleman you ask for directions is...
A. Blablob
B. MarioMixMan
C. ???
D. You ask ???, but you call him whats his face.

[Blablob]

A.

Blablob: I'm as puzzled as you, yellow round guy. I woke up here, just like everyone else." Still determined to find out where you are, you....

A. Ask MarioMixMan
B. Ask ???
C. Look around
D. Close your eyes. If this is a white dimension, then by closing your eyes, you may enter a black dimension