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What would happen?

Postby Blablob » November 1st, 2009, 4:15 pm

Just answer the question, then you ask the question. Here's how it works. Think of some insane thing that couldn't happen and then ask what would happen if it DID happen. The next person answers with some randomness and unrealism, to make it funny. Here's an example:

I wrote: What would happen if 2 Falcon Punches collide?


They wrote: First, your videogame would break in half, a huge explosion similar to a Smart-bomb would occur from your T.V. Then a nuclear blast would destroy your entire neighborhood. This would cause a climate-change in all regions of the earth, causing twister's and tsunami's, and much more. In less than 5 minutes another explosion from the center of the earth would kill us all.


Okay. Let's get started.

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Re: What would happen?

Postby Suyo » November 2nd, 2009, 1:53 am

I would buy a glass of milk and put it on the pavement, the cow would be attracted, stopping shooting everyone, then the police comes and shoots the cow to death.

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Re: What would happen?

Postby Blablob » November 2nd, 2009, 4:24 am

OMFG DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: What would happen?

Postby GalaxyMario » November 2nd, 2009, 12:40 pm

Then we all walk around flat.

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Re: What would happen?

Postby Ridder » November 2nd, 2009, 2:11 pm

We would all be successful monkey makers in the future,oops, I mean money makres, I mean money makers.


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Re: What would happen?

Postby UsuarioTHf » November 2nd, 2009, 2:29 pm

The potato would fly to the sky, summon all of the potatoes in the universe, they grow wings and fly.

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Re: What would happen?

Postby Chaukai » November 2nd, 2009, 2:32 pm

Everyone would start trying to hunt the flying potato but would keep missing, but then the geniuses of the world would all gather to figure out a plan to catch the flying potato. They would throw a giant net the size of a football field over the potato, then to make sure that it won't fly away, they would shoot it with 50 tranquilizer darts. After they cage and chain up the potato, they start to torture it to figure out why the potato could fly. First they start skinning the potato alive, then they tried boiling the potato in oil, until they realize, it doesn't have a mouth! :O

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Re: What would happen?

Postby TrappedTime » November 3rd, 2009, 10:09 am

I would be the person who did it and I would get millions of dollars.

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Re: What would happen?

Postby UsuarioTHf » November 3rd, 2009, 10:32 am

I'd eat candies all day.

Now, because my question wasn't answered...

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Re: What would happen?

Postby victor12 » November 3rd, 2009, 10:37 am

I would PISS OFF on all pokemons and KILL 'EM ALL!

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