by Ridder » November 3rd, 2009, 10:51 pm
Is he that "Halloween" dude?
If so, here is how it would go.
SERIOUSLY
For some weird reason, Michael would set out to murder me, probably because Blab doesn't see eye to eye with me, and he's the one who summoned Michael.
......Story Time.
A shape is slowly creeping around a tree in a park at midnight, slowly, ever so slowly, creeping to his target.
the shape suddenly pops out to attack a person in the middle of the park.
Me.
But even with the threatening monster in the night, I am not afraid, nor shocked.
I sit there, drinking from a cup with my eyes closed, and I place it down.
Michael realizes he never had the element of surprise, and he ends up trying to murder me.
I sit there and let the blade he holds cut through my body.
but even when he pulls out the blade from what he expected to become a corpse, I sit there and sigh .
I open my eyes and stare directly at him, face to mask.
Time passes, the dawn arrives, and the first few beams of light pass through.
CONCLUSION
Two people sit in the middle of the park and drink some tea in peace.
NOT SERIOUSLY
Jason Vorhees jumps out of nowhere along with Hannibal Lector and they both beat the crap outa Michael Myers for being such a noob, and then Michael is Shot by a note of lightning that God used by playing on his Godly Guitar.
CONCLUSION
Michael ends up with a pair of crippled legs and ends up becoming partners with Oscar Gustave Mayers.
Jason keeps his Title as "Murderer That Can't Stay Dead"
Hannibal Lector finds his colleague, Dr. Jerkyll, and they both get smashed.
God Restrings his Guitar so now that THREE Notes of lightning happen whenever he plays only one Note.
A guy reviews "Halloween", every single one of them, as bad movies, and Michael Myers ends up perishing shortly after from the lack of people who bought his DVD's.
What would happen if Furrys were real?
THE CREED: Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted.
"...That's rather cynical."
"It would be if it were doctrine, but it is merely an observation of the nature of reality.
To say that Nothing is True is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shephards of our own civilization.
To say that Everything is Permitted is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with the consequences, whether glorious...or tragic."
-Ezio Auditore da Firenze explaining the Creed, 1514, Masayaf.