Demonik's Tavern

[AlucardX60]

...why did I know you were gonna sing that?

oh I don't know maybe thats what everyone sings just to have a laugh.



oh and Niklaw when do you decide who the new Bartender will be or do we all start now.

[Avo]

Like I said we need Some Dragonforce in this bar!

*ahem*

So far awaaaaaaayyyyyy!
We wait for the dayyyyyyaaayyyyy!
For the lives all so wasted and gone!
We fell the pain!
Of a lifetime lost in a 1000 days!
Through the Fire and the Flames we carry on!

Guitar Solo! DADADADADADADADADADADADANANANANANANANANANANANANANANDADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADANANANANANANANANANA....

Woot

[MICrophone]

*I don't know much about dancing.
That's why I've got this song.
One of my legs is shorter than the other
And both of my feets too long.
Of course I go right along with 'em.
I got no natural rhythm.
But I go dancing every night
Hoping one day I might get it right.
I'm a DANCIN' FOOL-OO-OOL-OO-OOL!!!

Er, maybe not your usual karaoke music. But it's better than trying Stairway to Heaven…

[AlucardX60]

*takes the karaoke Mic and starts singing*

buddy your boy making big noise
playing in the streets
mud on your face your a big disgrace
singing your song all over the place

we will we will rock you

we will we will rock you(one more time)

we will we will rock you.

[MICrophone]

*takes the karaoke Mic and starts singing*

Ironic, since my nickname is MIC, or Microphone.

Uh…well, I just got back in town, so I'll take one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. (Hey! A karaoke song!)

*MIC takes mic back from alucard and starts singing.* (Excuse the semi-inappropriate content, but under the circumstances (I hope) you'll forgive me.)

"Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when,
I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin
Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose,
Need me a triple shot of that juice
Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer." - George Thorogood

[samgamereviews]

*Walks triumphantly into the bar*

*All of the people in the bar and clap and applaud* i wish...

...Okay its official, karaoke is NOT good when combined with drunk people.

*walks over to the bartender*

Give us all a round...on me! iced tea for SuYo, he's driving me home.

EDIT* An unnamed bar member steps slowly up to the microphone. He picks it up...He sings a scale for warm up...he clears his throat...


oh god who installed britney spears into the karaoke machine....


...just pretend to laugh

[MICrophone]

Hey! What's wrong with drunk driving???

*Everyone turns around to stare at the clearly drunken MIC.* Uh, I mean, as long as you don't get caught, it's OK, right?

[Darkthirst0]

Fools.
You cannot destroy me.

*sets fire to the karaoke*

[Demonik]

Ahhh crap. Now how am I gonna pay Suyo back?

Alright lads! I've come to a decision. After gruelling, vigorous, thorough consideration, I've decided to declare Buffooner the official Co-bartender! If you feel you've missed out, don't despair! I may look into hiring a few new helpers.

Anyway, you can get back to your business folks! Thanks for your attention. Hell, for the disturbance, ya'll can have a round on me!

[Avo]

I want an Iced Tea 'cause I don't exactly wanna repeat of that hangover I had last night so...yeah...