runouw.com

Avolerators wrote:...why did I know you were gonna sing that?

oh I don't know maybe thats what everyone sings just to have a laugh.



oh and Niklaw when do you decide who the new Bartender will be or do we all start now.

Like I said we need Some Dragonforce in this bar!

*ahem*

So far awaaaaaaayyyyyy!
We wait for the dayyyyyyaaayyyyy!
For the lives all so wasted and gone!
We fell the pain!
Of a lifetime lost in a 1000 days!
Through the Fire and the Flames we carry on!

Guitar Solo! DADADADADADADADADADADADANANANANANANANANANANANANANANDADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADANANANANANANANANANA....

Woot

*I don't know much about dancing.
That's why I've got this song.
One of my legs is shorter than the other
And both of my feets too long.
Of course I go right along with 'em.
I got no natural rhythm.
But I go dancing every night
Hoping one day I might get it right.
I'm a DANCIN' FOOL-OO-OOL-OO-OOL!!!

Er, maybe not your usual karaoke music. But it's better than trying Stairway to Heaven…

*takes the karaoke Mic and starts singing*

buddy your boy making big noise
playing in the streets
mud on your face your a big disgrace
singing your song all over the place

we will we will rock you

we will we will rock you(one more time)

we will we will rock you.

alucardx60 wrote:*takes the karaoke Mic and starts singing*

Ironic, since my nickname is MIC, or Microphone.

Uh…well, I just got back in town, so I'll take one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. (Hey! A karaoke song!)

*MIC takes mic back from alucard and starts singing.* (Excuse the semi-inappropriate content, but under the circumstances (I hope) you'll forgive me.)

"Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when,
I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin
Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose,
Need me a triple shot of that juice
Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer." - George Thorogood

*Walks triumphantly into the bar*

*All of the people in the bar and clap and applaud* i wish...

...Okay its official, karaoke is NOT good when combined with drunk people.

*walks over to the bartender*

Give us all a round...on me! iced tea for SuYo, he's driving me home.

EDIT* An unnamed bar member steps slowly up to the microphone. He picks it up...He sings a scale for warm up...he clears his throat...


oh god who installed britney spears into the karaoke machine....


...just pretend to laugh

Hey! What's wrong with drunk driving???

*Everyone turns around to stare at the clearly drunken MIC.* Uh, I mean, as long as you don't get caught, it's OK, right?

Fools.
You cannot destroy me.

*sets fire to the karaoke*

Ahhh crap. Now how am I gonna pay Suyo back?

Alright lads! I've come to a decision. After gruelling, vigorous, thorough consideration, I've decided to declare Buffooner the official Co-bartender! If you feel you've missed out, don't despair! I may look into hiring a few new helpers.

Anyway, you can get back to your business folks! Thanks for your attention. Hell, for the disturbance, ya'll can have a round on me!

I want an Iced Tea 'cause I don't exactly wanna repeat of that hangover I had last night so...yeah...