Demonik's Tavern

[XThecommander]

*go's to the wii which no one is bothering to use* ahh now to beat the game (2 1/2 hours later) ok all done now what... o well *starts playing mario kart wii and trys to beat it*.

[Nero the DemonSlayer]

KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL.

(I have implanted a nuclear bomb deep within the Tavern's depths.)

I just remembered this. *walks into room marked "Moderater Private Bar Room"* HOLY CRAP!























THAT'S A BIG BOMB!

[Suyo]

*runs to Nero*

GET THE F*** OUTTA OUR PRIVATE BAR

*kicks him out of the room*

Now for the Bomb...

*puts a poison mushroom into the bomb, bomb disappears*

[Nero the DemonSlayer]

There wasn't ant thing in there exept the bomb. unless...*thinks*

*sneaks behind bar counter in a cardboard box*

[Suyo]

There wasn't ant thing in there exept the bomb. unless...*thinks*

*sneaks behind bar counter in a cardboard box*

*picks cardboard box up and throws it in ur face*

Nope.

[Demonik]

Alrighty then folks! Ya'll gather round, as I've made an important decision. I've agreed upon a couple of Ridder's suggestions regarding jobs! I will now be looking to hire:

A frequent band
local drunk - Not really a job, but we gotta have one!
Security - Suyo can take this job. He can ban people, see? Hehe, maybe we can have a few bar rules, and if anyone brakes them, they get a ten minute ban.

Also, Ridder, you got the bouncer job. Just stand by the entrance and choose to let people in or not. Though, this is a public bar, so you'll be letting everyone through... Just pretend there're people with baseball bats and stuff, and beat em' up.

I've also decided to allow card games! Feel free to challenge anyone here to a game of Poker, cheat, snap, or whatever!

[Suyo]

Security - Suyo can take this job. He can ban people, see? :P Hehe, maybe we can have a few bar rules, and if anyone brakes them, they get a ten minute ban. :D

The lowest possible ban is 30 mins. Actually 0 but that is crap.

BAR RULES:
1. Never ever go into the Moderator Private Room.
2. Don't barf at the Wii, Karoke Machine or whatever.
3. No cardboard boxes allowed.
4. Toilets are just here for crap, not your trash.
5. Don't destroy the Tavern.

[Buff_]

As co-bartender, do I have any say in who gets what job? and do I have a say in any other things going round the bar?

And here is your long awaited cranberry juice marioiscool254. *gives marioiscool254 cranberry juice*

[Darkthirst0]

Since there were no rules stated against burning down the entire tavern, does that mean i'm allowed to?
...
I take that as a yes.
*sets tavern on fire*

[victor12]

*starts playing SRB2* OMG... coffee plz! (im on egz)