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Wait, Nan, don't-

...Welp. You did it. You revived the tavern. Are you happy? Now quickly, someone fetch me the wooden stakes and the holy water.

Did I miss the plot twist where it's revealed this tavern is made from the remains of Dracula?

bowser approves.

All of this is happening meanwhile the tavern is still engulfed in flames

mmm, it's toasty in here

somebody make me a hamburger pls

no cheese, ketchup, BBQ sauce

There's only one way we can stop the tavern from burning down. We must throw a worthy person into the fire in order to appease its hunger. Do we have any volunteers?

I mean, yeah, but I don't know if I'm exactly worthy

harm is literally already in there, expecting a severely burnt burger

I'm just gonna call the Fire Department.