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Demonik's Tavern

PostPosted: November 9th, 2009, 3:05 am
by Demonik
Well, the title says it all. I got this idea from a number of forums around the net I've visited. Basically, if you've had a rough day, or just want a beer, you can take a quick break and grab one in the good ol' Tavern! :P

I'll be the bartender, of course :) . Ask me for a drink if you want one. There's a number of co-bartenders, too. You can order drinks and what-not from them also.

Feel free to chat, too. If it gets too out of hand though, I'll have to do what stereotypical bartenders do best.

Card games are also welcome. Gather up some of the lads and play a friendly game of Solitaire, cheat, snap, whatever you want! Get creative! I've also just recently bought a new dart board for the Tavern. Don't forget to give that a go too! I've even managed to accumulate all of the three new gen consoles, as well as any respective console game you can think of!

FOOD

In regards to a number of requests, I've just decided to hire a few imaginary chefs! That means you can now order food! Keep in mind the cooks only know how to cook REAL food, so don't go making up your own dishes!

LIST OF SPECIALS!

Monday: Moy's Certified Cocoa Waker-Upper

Tuesday
: Suyo's Steamed and Salted Giant Pretzel

Wednesday
: RidderSalad

Thursday: Demonik's House Steak

Weekends: Avoprise -- It's a surprise! :awe:

Friday
: Miceroni Pizza

Saturday: Buff Burger

Sunday
: FawfulCookies

Tavern Rules

1. Never, in any circumstance should you enter the Moderator Private Room.
2. Don't barf at the Wii, Karaoke Machine or whatever.
3. No cardboard boxes allowed.
4. Toilets are just here for crap, not your trash.
5. Don't destroy the Tavern.

IF you choose to not abide by these very strict rules, you will be brutally punished, receiving a 30 MINUTE ban!

Jobs!

Bartender - Demonik
Right-Hand Bartender - Buffooner
Co-bartender 1 - AlucardX60
Co-Bartender 2 - destroyer1
Substitute Bartender - brandobrawl
Bouncer - Ridder
Security - Superyoshi
Frequent singer/musician - JSlayerXero
Local drunk - HyperSonic
Cleaner - Shadrixian
Electrician - Megaboy
Advertiser - Zed98
Decorator - nin10mode

The "?" signifies that the job is OPEN, and that we're currently looking to hire staff.

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Anyway:

*Is cleaning glasses with a damp rag*

Re: The Tavern

PostPosted: November 9th, 2009, 5:53 am
by victor12
i want a beer. NOW!

Re: The Tavern

PostPosted: November 9th, 2009, 7:08 am
by Avo
yeah same here.

Re: The Tavern

PostPosted: November 9th, 2009, 12:43 pm
by Ridder
Just give me a bottle of Scotch and Vodka and I'll be fine.

Other than that, hello.

Re: The Tavern

PostPosted: November 9th, 2009, 1:26 pm
by Buff_
I'll have a martini.

*throws money across table* Keep the change.

Re: The Tavern

PostPosted: November 9th, 2009, 4:38 pm
by Blablob
HOLT! I AM A ROBBER! GIVE ME ALL THE NATURAL ICE BEER YOU HAVE, AND NO ONE WILL GET HURT!

Re: The Tavern

PostPosted: November 9th, 2009, 9:46 pm
by Darkthirst0
Blabob, that was an extremely terrible attempt at robbery.
I give you grade "F + A".

Re: The Tavern

PostPosted: November 10th, 2009, 3:51 am
by Demonik
*Pulls out shotgun*

By the count of three, I want you out of my bar, blablob.

*blablob runs*

*Puts the weapon away*

Now. Where were we? Ah yes! A nice cool beer for victor and avolerators, a bottle a' scotch with some vodka for Ridder and Buffooner with the martini. It's alright lads, the drinks are on the house! But I'll just uhh.. be keeping Buffooner's cash, since he insisted. :D

And music for everyone!

*Plays some random.. uhh.. pub song*

Re: The Tavern

PostPosted: November 10th, 2009, 6:39 am
by Avo
Alright! This is a great song!

Re: The Tavern

PostPosted: November 10th, 2009, 8:27 am
by Buff_
Alrighty then. So what's your name......... ahh Niklaw. Best martini I've had in years. And you have some good tunes too. I drink to you and your tavern. *holds up glass*