I found another good one while I was looking for a red or yellow username.
(me=mysteryguy)
8:30:21 PM → mysteryguy has joined
8:30:26 PM <Kirbylocks> So....doncha just love semen?
8:30:29 PM Hey bowser
8:30:41 PM <mysteryguy> YES
8:30:47 PM AWWWWWYEAHHHH
8:30:52 PM SOMETHING OTHER THAN BLUE!
8:30:52 PM <Kirbylocks> You do love semen
What a bad time to log in...

Eyyy look at my new avatar. It even has terrible image quality!