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[KABOOM]

Take a guess at what instrument I play.

No-one plays the triangle quite like you do, sir.

[Karyete]

yay I did a funny <3

[Oranjui]

1:27 AM Venexis said: dsgjhksf mdh Raz why
1:28 AM ｓｐｕｋｉｋａｚｅ said: u ok
1:28 AM ｓｐｕｋｉｋａｚｅ said: its 11:30
1:28 AM ｓｐｕｋｉｋａｚｅ said: i should do homework
1:29 AM Venexis said: Raz did a horrible thing to me, he convinced me to watch game of thrones
1:29 AM Venexis said: It's very not okay
[...]
1:31 AM ｓｐｕｋｉｋａｚｅ said: alright it's 11:30
1:31 AM ｓｐｕｋｉｋａｚｅ said: i'll start moving towards beginning my homework for now
1:32 AM Venexis said: I'll kill myself because raz isn't here
1:32 AM ｓｐｕｋｉｋａｚｅ said: after visiting the sad panda real quick
1:32 AM ｓｐｕｋｉｋａｚｅ said: Do you like GoT a lot or what
1:33 AM Venexis said: It's literally everything I thrive on
1:33 AM Venexis said: condensed into a show I can watch or stop watching whenever
1:33 AM Venexis said: It makes me feel powerful
1:34 AM ｓｐｕｋｉｋａｚｅ said: Good
1:34 AM Venexis said: same
1:34 AM ｓｐｕｋｉｋａｚｅ said: Wait
1:35 AM ｓｐｕｋｉｋａｚｅ said: What do you thrive on
1:35 AM Venexis said: oh, you know
1:35 AM Venexis said: peoplewatching
1:35 AM Venexis said: conflict
1:35 AM Venexis said: manipulation
1:35 AM ｓｐｕｋｉｋａｚｅ said: coo coo
1:35 AM Venexis said: and there's also a lot more nude women than I expected
1:36 AM ｓｐｕｋｉｋａｚｅ said: try porn
1:36 AM Venexis said: which is saying a lot because I had already expected a lot
1:36 AM Venexis said: People don't get murdered in porn tho
1:36 AM Venexis said: ......I retract that statement
1:37 AM Venexis said: Yeah in hindsight I have literally no argument.

[Kimonio]

[npromin1]

Sexuality=/=Romanticality

Meaning homosexual doesn't mean you enjoy gay romance. It just means you enjoy gay sex.


Fun fact.

[npromin1]

Don't quote 10+ message chats. Its uncool. Quote's are supposed to be witty one liners or a long rant of brando bashing someone.

[Oranjui]

[4:39 PM] sports: usually when I'm out in public I like to scream "hnnnng ♥♥♥♥♥"
[4:39 PM] BY: I fear that Ven appears behind me if I'm saying it three times in front of a mirror.
[4:39 PM] Venexis: <3
[4:39 PM] BY: Since I never know if a mirror is around, I'm avoiding it completely
[4:39 PM] BY: Ah
[4:39 PM] Oranjui: wow the legend is true
[4:39 PM] BY: I knew.

[npromin1]

1/1000 might bang

[Venexis]

[9:22 PM] bowser0⃣7⃣: if i wanted to be poor I'd play stardew valley

Too soon, man. Too soon.

EDIT:
[6:10 PM] Shad: There is this software on my PC called Vivobook
[6:10 PM] Shad: My laptop is a vivobook
[6:10 PM] FrozenFire: so if your laptop breaks could you say it's a
[6:10 PM] FrozenFire: mortobook

♥♥♥♥ y'all this is funny

[Kimonio]

[1:04 AM] Venexis: I just shivered so violently I may have pulled a rib
[1:04 AM] Venexis: jesus ♥♥♥♥ it hurts
[1:04 AM] Oranjui: only like 4 hours left aaa
[1:04 AM] Oranjui: uh
[1:05 AM] Venexis: welp time to shiver violently and undo it
[1:05 AM] Venexis: this has been fun times with random anatomy with ven