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[npromin1]

what happens if 2 balls collide?

[KABOOM]

Know yourself. You are unique. There has never been anyone like you, and there never will be again. That’s not a cute thought. It’s a fact. You are a combination of your parents and friends and society, everything that has ever happened to you, everything you care about, and everything you could ever be. Nobody else has that. Nobody else can. They don’t have your parents. They weren’t there for everything you were. They don’t like everything you like. They can’t be what you can be. That’s amazing. That’s different. That’s real. That’s you. Never forget. Never give up. You are the only one who can be you. Being you is necessary. Being you is valuable. Being you is the most important thing you can be. And if you don’t know who you are, find out. Look at everything you like. Think about everything you think about. That’s you. And the more you look, the more you will find. Your parents don’t define you. That was never their job, no matter how much they might try. If they do not support you then that is their loss, for you will accomplish great things, with or without them. Just as the soil chosen affects how a plant will grow, your parents have given you a starting place. Look at them. Understand them. Forgive them if you can. Be as kind as you can to them, for theirs is already a hard lot. You will appreciate them in time, as unlikely as that sounds. Take the good they have given you, and toss the rest. If they hurt you, it is only because they are in pain themselves, just like every other bully ever born. They went through everything you are going through, and clearly they never got the help they needed. You are. You will do better. There is no way you couldn’t if you try. And clearly you are trying because you are reading this. Look at your life, see it as it is, and then choose to make something good with it, because you are the only one who can. Others can help, but you have to do the work. You have to be the one to figure out how to put it all together, because nobody can ever see your part of the puzzle as you can. You are the only one in control of your body and your actions and your life. That being said, you are not an island.

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Beauties and gentlebeauties: Doram.

[Supershroom]

<l.m> Good morning Sr. Darrel
<Oranjui> greetings, what is in the upward direction
<NanTheDark> Nothing much, I've been alright
I had to go to college today, to a class where only 8 people showed up
for some random reason
<l.m> the sky
But is it really a random reason
what if it's your fault
they didn't go because they knew you'd be there
<Oranjui> wow how would you turn on a penny farthing bicycle without the tires rubbing against your legs
these look like a painful existence
Well is there normally class on saturdays Nan
because maybe people forgot or had more interesting things to do on the weekend :p
<Shroom> maybe if it's moved from a holiday
I've had replacement lessons on saturdays a few times
<l.m> i'll have abunch of replacement classes on saturday next month and i'm going to miss all of them
<NanTheDark> it's moved from a thing
Not sure exactly what thing though
<Oranjui> I think I had class on a saturday once and it was only because it was an extended exam we wouldn't normally have time for in class
<l.m> and it's all because of the olympics
<Oranjui> Are the olympics still going to be happening next month
oh they end literally tomorrow
<l.m> wow way to be updated with your surroundings oj
<Oranjui> what surroundings
how do you know I don't live my life in a sensory deprivation chamber
no but for real how would the olympics impact that
because you're missing stuff this month? or
<l.m> because for some reason the government thinks everyone wants to go watch the olympics and they'd put it above school or anything else
so they just cancelled school on certain days
<Oranjui> wat
<Shroom> I'm sad about handball
<Oranjui> see this is why spectator sports should be unexisted
<l.m> i guess it was also becasue it would reduce traffic a lot
<Oranjui> oh true
<NanTheDark> we need videogames for the olympics
<l.m> but i want every opportunity to blame the government for everything
it's fun
<Oranjui> Doesn't ESPN air esports now
<NanTheDark> I think? I dunno
do they air fighting games
fighting games or no deal
I'm tired of MOBAs
<Oranjui> I dunno, I just saw something about it recently
<l.m> why can't we have unisex soccer and put the best players of both genders into a game instead of just male/female players
<Oranjui> I see smash, cs:go, league, and dota on their website
there's probably more but I don't care enough to look further
<l.m> i think it would be a lot more fun like that
<Oranjui> and I'm pretty sure it's smash 4
<NanTheDark> where is the Street Fighter
where is the Guilty Gear Xrd
where's Tekken, where's Killer Instinct, where's Mortal Kombat
<Oranjui> not even project M
<NanTheDark> WHERE'S SKULLGIRLS
Skullgirls needs more love man
it's a very obscure game
as for unisex soccer
if it's enforced unisex, as in, you MUST have X amount of girls in your team, like if you're in physical education at school, sure
<Oranjui> reading this makes me want to die
esports are even worse than normal sports
just play the damn games yourself
<NanTheDark> but if picking girls is the club's choice... I feel you would still have a majorly male sport
<l.m> i say that mostly because the male team sucks
the female team is a lot better
<NanTheDark> I dunno if it's biology or they're trained differently or whatever, but female soccer players tend to have lower stats
as in the female team is more successful or literally better?
as in, would the female team beat the male team in a match?
<l.m> better compared to the world
<NanTheDark> because that would be pretty awesome
<Oranjui> https://i.redd.it/24q7mk1ooecx.png well for grip strength at least it looks like biology is a pretty good determiner
but that might also have to do with some other factors
if you catch my drift
<l.m> I mean, the brazillian female team is very good and superior to most of the other countries' female teams
<NanTheDark> we men practice our grip more often
<l.m> and the male team is kind of the opposite, you see almost everyone better at a certain sport
<NanTheDark> and that really sucks, the brazilian team used to be like, da best
Pelé, Ronaldo, other random names
<l.m> i think everyone just decided "yo brazil has been monopolizing soccer for too long we should probably destroy them"
and then came germany and the 7x1
<Shroom> in 2002 they were the best indeed but in 2006 they just went like "we're the best we don't need a professional preparation"
and from then on their playing style was deciphered as well
now it's Germany playing Brazilian-like
NanTheDark - Today at 4:57 PM
Germany vs Brazil was a freaking massacre man
Shroom - Today at 4:57 PM
"and the woodchoppers are playing in blue and yellow" (original commentary from the 7x1)
<NanTheDark> also somehow the Chilean team is one of the best in America
<Oranjui> http://puu.sh/qI3iD.png lmfao this was a comment on that graph
<NanTheDark> I don't know if they would be able to take on european teams, but we're actually legit now
<Shroom> Chile is just a pack of full-blooded ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ :>>
<l.m> actually i don't think those are really germany players they're probably super mega realistic high ai robots developed by the germans
<NanTheDark> l.m, hold my huaso hat
<Shroom> then why did Götze crash so hard at Bavaria Munich later on? :>
<NanTheDark> Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa y qué te creí voh, ah?
:^3
Qué vení a decir leseras vos :^3
<NanTheDark> takes hat back
the Germany team could totes be cyborgs
<l.m> wow you managed to massively wreck google translate nan
congrats
<NanTheDark> chilean spanish can't just be translated man
"Chaaaaaaaaaaa who do ya think you are, huh? Who are you to come say nonsense here"
:^3
rough translation
<l.m> well isn't it clear
i'm
madonna
bithc
<NanTheDark> anyway back to the cyborg german team
GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/jjb ... 0411063534

[Oranjui]

I'm extremely offended by your choices of emoji-->emote replacements

[NanTheDark]

Edit Sep 20:

[Joshio01]

Have fun, or don't, I'm a guy on the internet not your mother

[Oranjui]

Not really funny or anything but this was a pretty neat conversation
http://pastebin.com/WkvtJwDt

[Doram]

[9:17 PM] SnowNan: Now let's hear a round of applause for Doram!
[9:17 PM] SnowNan: clap clap clap clap clap
[9:17 PM] SnowNan: Welcome to Nan's Choco Late Show, how are you doing
[9:18 PM] Doram: Pretty good, thanks. Happy to be here.
[9:18 PM] Doram takes a sip of water from a mug on the table next to him.
[9:19 PM] SnowNan: So tell us, Doram, what have you been up to lately?
[9:19 PM] Doram: Well, as some of you might know, I have a new level out. It's called Winter Pass.
[9:20 PM] SnowNan: footage of level shows up in a screen(edited)
[9:20 PM] SnowNan: Fantastic! Tell us more about it
[9:21 PM] Doram adjusts how he is seated in the chair.
[9:21 PM] Doram: Ok. It's a heartwarming story about this little village at the foot of the mountains.
[9:22 PM] Doram: Our hero comes along, and finds out that there is a monster terrorizing the town.
[9:22 PM] Doram takes another sip of water.
[9:25 PM] NanTheHost: That sounds interesting
[9:26 PM] NanTheHost: So I guess the hero must defeat the monster?
[9:27 PM] Doram: Yeah. But that's not all. It's got a little bit of everything. Comedy, drama, action.
[9:27 PM] NanTheHost: I'm sure this is a level to look forward to
[9:27 PM] NanTheHost: And you saw it first here in Nan's Choco Late Show!
[9:27 PM] Doram: I hope everybody enjoys playing it as much as I enjoyed making it.
[9:28 PM] Doram: Thanks for having me.
[9:28 PM] NanTheHost: Thank you for coming, as well
[9:28 PM] Doram shakes hands with Nan, and waves to the crowd as he walks off the stage.
[9:29 PM] NanTheHost: crowd cheers and applauds
[9:29 PM] NanTheHost: ...Maybe we'll ask him about General Error another time
[9:29 PM] NanTheHost: Let's go to a commercial break, and we'll be back!
[9:29 PM] NanTheHost: Nan's Choco Late Show theme briefly plays
[9:31 PM] NanTheHost: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvxzKpMHMTQ
YouTube
Griffinilla / Fandroid!
TEMMIE FLAKES BREAKFAST CEREAL
[9:34 PM] Doram walks into his dressing room, flings his hat on the chair, and whips out his phone angrily, while muttering about calling his manager.
[9:34 PM] Doram: Marty? Marty! What the hell was that. I specifically said no mention about the General Error thing. Is this guy trying to ruin my career? I want his head Marty. Can you do that for me? This is ♥♥♥♥, and I'm not gonna stand for it. I'm never doing this show again.
[9:35 PM] Doram throws his phone across the room, and flings himself dramatically on the couch.
[9:35 PM] NanTheHost: opens door
[9:35 PM] NanTheHost: Hey... how are you doing...
[9:35 PM] NanTheHost: I didn't mean to, you know
[9:35 PM] NanTheHost: It just came out
[9:36 PM] Doram barely lifts his head.
[9:36 PM] Doram: Right. One of the biggest flops in the history of the internet, and it just slips out.
[9:36 PM] Doram: I thought you were a professional.
[9:37 PM] NanTheHost: Well I'm not really a professional... anyway I'm sorry, alright?
[9:37 PM] Doram sits up and jabs his finger in Nan's direction.
[9:37 PM] Doram: Where's the professional courtesy? Huh?
[9:38 PM] Doram: (OOC I AM just playing here, btw. I'm not upset at all.)
[9:38 PM] NanTheHost: If it makes you feel any better our ratings are at an all time low today, no one will really notice
[9:39 PM] NanTheHost: (OOC ofc, ofc, I know )
[9:39 PM] Doram leaps off the couch and gets right in Nan's face.
[9:39 PM] Doram: Good! You deserve to be off the air for pulling ♥♥♥♥ like that.
[9:40 PM] Doram pushes Nan out of the way, and barges out of the room.
[9:40 PM] NanTheHost: Hey buddy calm down
[9:40 PM] NanTheHost: is pushed
[9:40 PM] NanTheHost: watches Doram walking away
[9:41 PM] Doram pushes a Studio Intern out of the way as he stalks down the hallway towards the exit, and the intern spills the coffee he was carrying all over himself.
[9:42 PM] Magnen: (well aren't you two having fun)
[9:42 PM] NanTheHost: (yeah, we three are having fun)
[9:42 PM] Magnen: (three?)
[9:43 PM] NanTheHost: pushes button in headset Magnen's here? Great, let's do the next segment now then
[9:43 PM] Magnen: Hold on, I haven't rehearsed my lines
[9:43 PM] Magnen: help
[9:43 PM] NanTheHost: I mean you don't... have lines, it's a talk show
[9:43 PM] Magnen: that's what they told me to say
[9:44 PM] Studio Intern: I... I'm sorry, mister Nan. I'll get you another coffee.
[9:44 PM] NanTheHost: It's fine, I don't even drink coffee anyway
[9:44 PM] NanTheHost: I'm sorry you had to deal with that
[9:44 PM] NanTheHost: Anyway, let's go to the set then, Magnen
[9:45 PM] Studio Intern: It's all right. That's showbiz for ya, eh?
[9:45 PM] NanTheHost: Yeah, that's how it is
[9:45 PM] Studio Intern: You look lovely tonight, miss Magnen.
[9:45 PM] Studio Intern blushes and hurries away.
[9:45 PM] Magnen: Why thank you
[9:46 PM] NanTheHost: Ok, we're running on a schedule, so let's keep compliments and whatnot for later
[9:46 PM] NanTheHost: Lights are ok, cameras running...
[9:46 PM] NanTheHost takes a seat
[9:46 PM] The Producer speaks into Nan's comm.
[9:47 PM] The Producer: Back from commercials in 3...2...1....
[9:47 PM] NanTheHost: Hello again everyone, and welcome back to Nan's Choco Late Show!
[9:47 PM] NanTheHost: For our next interview, we have the rising artist and writer, Miss Magnen!
[9:48 PM] Magnen: You flatter me, Nan.
[9:48 PM] NanTheHost: A round of applause, everyone!
[9:48 PM] NanTheHost: clap clap clap clap clap
[9:48 PM] NanTheHost: It's no flattery, your work has become quite popular recently
[9:49 PM] NanTheHost: So tell us, how are you doing on this lovely night?
[9:49 PM] Magnen: Doing pretty great, though I have been having just a teensy bit of writer's block
[9:49 PM] Magnen flashes smile at audience
[9:49 PM] NanTheHost: audience laughs and cheers
[9:50 PM] NanTheHost: It's alright, it's alright, it happens to the best writers
[9:50 PM] NanTheHost: So tell us, what are you working on?
[9:51 PM] Magnen: My most recent work is going to be about romance between two friends who haven't seen each other in a while
[9:51 PM] Magnen: It's a bit of an experiment, but I'm hoping it goes well
[9:52 PM] Lone guy in the audience whistles rowdily.(edited)
[9:53 PM] NanTheHost ignores whistle
[9:53 PM] NanTheHost: Also, you recently submitted a piece for the Runouw Winter Art Contest
[9:54 PM] NanTheHost: art appears on screen
[9:54 PM] Magnen: Ah, yes, my stargazing girl
[9:54 PM] NanTheHost: Tell us, what inspired you to create this work?
[9:55 PM] Magnen: It started as an experiment, trying various brushes and seeing how it would blend together
[9:57 PM] Magnen: The sky at night is very pretty in a nearby park, so I used it as a reference.(edited)
[9:57 PM] NanTheHost: Splendid! Say, what advice would you give to any aspiring artists watching this show right now?
[9:58 PM] Magnen: The most important rule of drawing is practice, and especially don't quit even if you feel it isn't going so well.
[9:59 PM] NanTheHost: Great words. Thanks for coming to our show tonight, Miss Magnen!
[9:59 PM] Magnen: Always a pleasure, thanks for having me.
[9:59 PM] NanTheHost: Sadly, we're out of time for tonight, so until next time, this has been
[9:59 PM] NanTheHost: Nan's Choco Late Show!
[10:00 PM] NanTheHost: sponsored by Temmie Flakes
[10:00 PM] NanTheHost: To everyone, a good night!
[10:00 PM] NanTheHost: Nan's Choco Late Show theme plays, credits appear
[10:00 PM] NanTheHost: You did great Magnen, good job
[10:01 PM] Magnen: Yeah, thanks, I guess yawns
[10:01 PM] NanTheHost: Yeah, we should be going home now
[10:01 PM] Magnen: (afk)
[10:01 PM] NanTheHost: Good work everyone, see you all next week
[10:02 PM] NanTheDark: leaves studio

Awesome spontaneous RP on Discord. Featuring NanTheDark as the host, Magnen as herself, and Doram as everyone else.

[Karyete]

[KABOOM]