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[AwesomeJRFD]

If this thing messes up my words one more time, I'm gonna urinate it.

[Dr. Ocsid]

If this thing messes up my words one more time, I'm gonna urinate it.

Yeah... I had installed an autocorrect program, and it kept messing up my words, like changing "get" to "gay".

I don't gay it.

True story. After it changed uninstall to urinate, I uninstalled it.




Heh.

[*Emelia K. Fletcher]

Well, if things like these occur, then I'm getting Skype.

[AwesomeJRFD]

I was a little disappointed when I was told that getting laser-eye surgery would not actually make my eyes shoot lasers.

EDIT:

So, an 11-year old boy in Germany threatens to call 911 because his mom asks him to help clean the house. When he does call the police, he tells the police that his mom is putting him through ''forced labour''.

...Now, you can be lazy like me, or you can call the police over some little chores. Apparently, all this kid does is play all day and when he is asked to do chores, he calls the police.

WTF Suyo? Is BIT.TRIP really that important?

[MessengerOfDreams]

Oh and MoD. You're not really missing out on anything by not having Skype. Last night, I sat and listened to Red talk about ponies.
For a whole.
Freaking.

♥♥♥♥ ME
♥♥♥♥ NO

Hour.

NONONO.
♥♥♥♥ SKYPE.
♥♥♥♥ SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPE
BURN THE ♥♥♥♥ SITE

Meh, Skype is okay.
I better typing than talking.

XD ^
You win the failaward

D:

*VenTermission*

Okay, it's really hard to talk when MK is singing Moves Like Jaggar with his mic set on 400,000 decibels.

xD

[MessengerOfDreams]

Haha, we were talking about independence days and then all hell broke loose.

SuperSexySaxxySploos: What about Canadian Independence? Bacon all around?

MessengerOfDreams: Canadian Independence?

SuperSexySaxxySploos: For the time Canadia became independant

Brandobrawl: From Dependence.

SuperSexySaxxySploos: They were once ruled by a terrifying race of aliens.

Venexis: Dark times, they were.

SuperSexySaxxySploos: These aliens tortured, enslaved, and killed off all Canadians. (If they even crossed the border to America, they would explode)

Venexis: They swept trhough the skies, raining fire and death and melting all our snow.

Brandobrawl: And raping your toasters.

SuperSexySaxxySploos: But in a brutal fight, the Canadians won against the aliens. There were just two survivors to completely repopulate the country of Canada.

Venexis: We tried to fight back, valiantly, but our top notch Canadian military consisting entirely of a tugboat and two shotguns were vastly outnumbered. We had no
choice but to flee.

Brandobrawl: And they were both toasters.

Venexis: Back to our igloos. But all teh snow was melted in the great rain of fire and death.

Brandobrawl: So you had to live in toasters.

Venexis: The great toaster crisis of 1998. I remember it like it was yesterday.

Brandobrawl: Because it was.

SuperSexySaxxySploos: WE'RE OUT OF TOAST!

SuperSexySaxxySploos: NO, EVEN WORSE!

Brandobrawl: GET IN DA CHOPPA.

SuperSexySaxxySploos: WE'RE OUT OF SNOW!

Venexis: SNOOOOOW COOOOONES!

Venexis: NUUUUUU

Brandobrawl: Toasters. Toasters everywhere.

SuperSexySaxxySploos: WE'RE OUT OF FUNNY PEOPLE FOR MOD TO QM!

SuperSexySaxxySploos: Oh by the way, I found this toaster. He wanted to hitchhike to New York, but he's living with me now.

Venexis: For free? You should make that toaster work for room and board. Make him cook for you. Cook... bread.

SuperSexySaxxySploos: Nah, I already have him doing the laundry.

SuperSexySaxxySploos: The laundry machine is now my TV.

SuperSexySaxxySploos: And my TV is my new fire extinguisher.

Venexis: It's only got one channel- weather- and there's always a hurricane forcast.

Venexis: Sometimes the hurricane has socks flying around in it. Socks like mine, but the weather network doesn't know about my socks.

*abrupt end*

xD

[MessengerOfDreams]

And... I want to challenge Ven to a Block Boss themed challenge. ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) STUPID BRAIN, Y U THINK THAT? Y U NOT SEE U LOSE?

Blah... blah blah blah blah blah BLOCK BOSS blah. ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Blah blah, blah blah blah? Blah blah blah?

All my brain registered in that sentence. Sounds like win.

[RedLink]

Get Skype MoD!!



Also Jello you know you love my voice

[*Emelia K. Fletcher]

Okay, it's really hard to talk when MK is singing Moves Like Jaggar with his mic set on 400,000 decibels.

xD

YOU WANTED CONTROL
SO WE WAITED
I PUT ON A SHOW
NOW I MAKE IT
YOU SAY I'M A KID
MY EGO IS BIG
I DON'T GIVE A S#!T
AND IT GOES LI--

OK, *lowers microphone boost to 10dB*

TAKE ME BY THE TOUNGE AND I'LL KNOW YOU
KISS ME TILL YOU'RE DRUNK AND I'LL SHOW YOU
ALL THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER
I GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER
I GOT THE MO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OVES LIKE JAGGER

[Chaukai]

DOOON'T STOP, BELIEEEEVING-

Dude, you should just stop believing. Because there's like, no hope for you.