This is a topic to post funny Chuck Norris jokes in!
Post as many as you want, it's not limited to just one!
Example:
Does Chuck Norris shave his beard?
• No! You know you can't shave steel!
Chuck Norris is so hot, Alaska melted.
Please make them funny and appropriate!
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Chuck Norris Topic
by TrappedTime » September 5th, 2009, 6:15 pm
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Re: Chuck Norris Topic
by Ridder » September 5th, 2009, 6:20 pm
Chuck Norris wanted to hid his shavers somewhere.So he grew a beard to hide them in.
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To say that Everything is Permitted is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with the consequences, whether glorious...or tragic."
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Re: Chuck Norris Topic
by daniellikesmario63 » September 5th, 2009, 6:28 pm
why did chuck norris wear a steel glove?
he didnt think his rock-hard head was hard enough.
he didnt think his rock-hard head was hard enough.
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Re: Chuck Norris Topic
by fourinone » September 5th, 2009, 6:31 pm
One time, Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands. Now, they are called the Islands.
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Re: Chuck Norris Topic
by TrappedTime » September 5th, 2009, 6:43 pm
Interview with Chuck Norris:
-Where do you live?
•*Kills reporter* No where.(No one knows where he lives.)
-What is the world's hardest video game?
•My abs.
-What is the world's tastiest meal?
•My fist in your mouth.
-Is it true you can swim through land?
•How do you think I got here?
-How hot are you?
•*Takes ice cube and holds it* *Turns to water vapor*
-Where do you live?
•*Kills reporter* No where.(No one knows where he lives.)
-What is the world's hardest video game?
•My abs.
-What is the world's tastiest meal?
•My fist in your mouth.
-Is it true you can swim through land?
•How do you think I got here?
-How hot are you?
•*Takes ice cube and holds it* *Turns to water vapor*
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Re: Chuck Norris Topic
by Ridder » September 5th, 2009, 6:51 pm
Why Doesn't Chuck Norris Do a marrathon?because he can just grab the Earth and spin it to where he wants to be.
Of course, It causes Earthquakes and Floods and Hurricanes.......
but if you even THOUGHT of that, he would Mind-Punch you in the -REMOVED-.
Of course, It causes Earthquakes and Floods and Hurricanes.......
but if you even THOUGHT of that, he would Mind-Punch you in the -REMOVED-.
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"...That's rather cynical."
"It would be if it were doctrine, but it is merely an observation of the nature of reality.
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Re: Chuck Norris Topic
by Suyo » September 6th, 2009, 12:03 am
THe Bermuda Triangle was originally a square, but then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a corner.
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Re: Chuck Norris Topic
by fourinone » September 10th, 2009, 10:27 am
When Chuck Norris goes for a swim, he does not get wet; the water gets Chuck Norris'd.
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Re: Chuck Norris Topic
by brandoprojectm » September 11th, 2009, 11:38 am
For good luck, Chuck Norris breaks someone's leg.
Just remember this, when you see her on the street.
I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet.
I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet.
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Re: Chuck Norris Topic
by samgamereviews » September 11th, 2009, 6:31 pm
chucknorrisfacts.com
here are the first ten I saw:
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
here are the first ten I saw:
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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