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Re: Chuck Norris Topic
by 3.14 » September 12th, 2009, 7:00 am
People Bruce Lee kicked chuck norris's....
3.14159265358979323846264338327950...Oops..I lost track...*starts again*!
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Re: Chuck Norris Topic
by TrappedTime » September 12th, 2009, 7:44 am
Does Bruce Lee have a birthday every day of the year?
Does Bruce Lee eat without chewing his food?
Does Bruce Lee have a fist in his beard?
Then Bruce Lee sucks more than a baby.
Does Bruce Lee eat without chewing his food?
Does Bruce Lee have a fist in his beard?
Then Bruce Lee sucks more than a baby.
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Re: Chuck Norris Topic
by Nero the DemonSlayer » September 13th, 2009, 12:36 pm
I wanted Chuck Norris to teach me the Roundhouse Kick, Now i Roundhouse Kick myself for some reason.
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Re: Chuck Norris Topic
by fourinone » September 14th, 2009, 1:25 pm
Nero the DemonSlayer wrote:I wanted Chuck Norris to teach me the Roundhouse Kick, Now i Roundhouse Kick myself for some reason.
Lies. If you had asked Chuck Norris to teach you the roundhouse kick, he would have demonstrated on you, and you would not be in this plane of existence right now.
YOU ARE NOW MANUALLY BREATHING
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Re: Chuck Norris Topic
by Ridder » September 14th, 2009, 5:24 pm
Whenever Chuck Norris does a roundhouse kick, a house either spins 360 degrees or implodes.
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Re: Chuck Norris Topic
by Monkeyman360 » September 15th, 2009, 4:28 pm
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Jack bauer.
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Re: Chuck Norris Topic
by TrappedTime » September 15th, 2009, 4:32 pm
Turn that sentence around and you have an official joke.
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Re: Chuck Norris Topic
by Ridder » September 15th, 2009, 6:52 pm
Death had a near-Chuck-Norris-experience one time.
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Re: Chuck Norris Topic
by fourinone » September 16th, 2009, 2:17 pm
Chuck Norris kicks you, and you die shortly after.
In Soviet Russian, you kick Chuck Norris, and you die shortly after.
In Soviet Russian, you kick Chuck Norris, and you die shortly after.
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Re: Chuck Norris Topic
by Nero the DemonSlayer » September 18th, 2009, 7:12 pm
Chuck Norris wanted my pie. I said "No way. My pie." Now i have proof that there's a fist in his beard.
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