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Re: Chuck Norris Topic
by Ridder » September 18th, 2009, 7:22 pm
So if God Created everything,who created god?Chuck Norris.
THE CREED: Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted.
"...That's rather cynical."
"It would be if it were doctrine, but it is merely an observation of the nature of reality.
To say that Nothing is True is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shephards of our own civilization.
To say that Everything is Permitted is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with the consequences, whether glorious...or tragic."
-Ezio Auditore da Firenze explaining the Creed, 1514, Masayaf.
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Re: Chuck Norris Topic
by TheMMMification » October 30th, 2009, 1:11 pm
God said "Let there be light".
Chuck Norris said"Okay."
Chuck Norris said"Okay."
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Re: Chuck Norris Topic
by Ridder » October 30th, 2009, 1:25 pm
Who gave us fire?
Prometheus?
No no, Chuck Norris.
How did the universe become?
Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee decided to Roundhouse Kick each other.
Who does Kronos, the Lord of Time, fear the most??
The Lord of Everything, and Anything you own, Chuck Norris.
Why haven't we figured out the Meaning of Life?
Chuck Norris doesn't like us that much.
Prometheus?
No no, Chuck Norris.
How did the universe become?
Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee decided to Roundhouse Kick each other.
Who does Kronos, the Lord of Time, fear the most??
The Lord of Everything, and Anything you own, Chuck Norris.
Why haven't we figured out the Meaning of Life?
Chuck Norris doesn't like us that much.
THE CREED: Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted.
"...That's rather cynical."
"It would be if it were doctrine, but it is merely an observation of the nature of reality.
To say that Nothing is True is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shephards of our own civilization.
To say that Everything is Permitted is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with the consequences, whether glorious...or tragic."
-Ezio Auditore da Firenze explaining the Creed, 1514, Masayaf.
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Re: Chuck Norris Topic
by MICrophone » October 30th, 2009, 2:03 pm
In chess, Chuck Norris can capture the king.
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Re: Chuck Norris Topic
by GalaxyMario » November 1st, 2009, 4:47 am
Chuck Norris counted to Infinity twice.
~Turbo, Wreck-it Ralph
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Re: Chuck Norris Topic
by Suyo » November 1st, 2009, 5:26 am
MarioMixMan wrote:God said "Let there be light".
Chuck Norris said"Okay." :mrgreen:
Bumpage.
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