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Postby PurpleYoshi » July 18th, 2015, 7:34 pm

Q: What do you get when you cross a pig with a nickel?
A: A pickle! :lol:
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Re: Tell jokes

Postby CedarBranch » July 19th, 2015, 5:04 pm

I simply don't get it.

You must really be in a pickle.
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Re: Tell jokes

Postby Supershroom » August 1st, 2015, 1:49 am

Why God never gets a professorship!

He only released one publication. It didn't have any references, nor was it published in a magazine.
Some people even doubt that he wrote it.
He doesn't care about collaborating with others.
Scientists have problems to replicate his results.
As his first experiment failed, he tried to camouflage it by drowning the probands.
He rarely comes to any lectures, instead he only tells students to read his book.
He exmatriculated his first two students because they've tried too hard.
Though there are only 10 criterions, most students didn't pass his exam.
His talk times are hold unregularily and mostly happen on mountain peaks.
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Re: Tell jokes

Postby 1018peter » August 1st, 2015, 5:02 am

iDihydrogen monoxide:

● is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
● contributes to the "greenhouse effect".
● may cause severe burns.
● contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
● accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
● may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
● has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

● as an industrial solvent and coolant.
● in nuclear power plants.
● in the production of styrofoam.
● as a fire retardant.
● in many forms of cruel animal research.
● in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
● as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.


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Re: Tell jokes

Postby #4715 » August 1st, 2015, 6:28 am

I'm funniest member
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Re: Tell jokes

Postby Cyvern » August 1st, 2015, 3:43 pm

The only joke I know of is bamsmarck's life
ok good
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Postby #4715 » August 1st, 2015, 6:44 pm

Yeah, because I'm funniest member
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Re: Tell jokes

Postby Supershroom » August 2nd, 2015, 1:10 am

A dog has an owner. A cat has staff.
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2 stars: (6 - 9.75) These levels are not terrible, but poor. They're too short, lack scenery or they have errors and/or bugs but it's still barely enjoyable. Again, spend more effort and try to do better. (if it's your first level that I rate two stars, it's not bad. There's a long way you can still go)

3 stars: (10 - 12.75) These levels are about mediocre. They may be still a little bit short, the gameplay is fine but not very original and graphics are also solid, but not breath-taking. Try to keep improving!

4 stars: (13 - 15) These levels are nice, but not the best. Effort has been put into them, there can some professionality be seen in gameplay and graphics, they're a nice experience to play, but there are still things you can do to make it even better. Try to go the extra mile!

5 stars: (15.25 - 20) These are really great levels, those which, as said, I would give more than 15 in an LDC. These suffice many high requirements, and it already goes into subtleties if you want to make them better. These levels are successful all around. Bravo.

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Re: Tell jokes

Postby CedarBranch » August 19th, 2015, 1:41 pm

what happens when 4000+ songs on your iPod are all of a sudden hard to enjoy, all those songs you've lived with for many years, now just a sound wave to you?

you get me :(
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Re: Tell jokes

Postby Goldy301 » August 20th, 2015, 2:50 am

Q: What is the definition of agony?

A: A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.
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