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Re: Tell jokes

Postby CedarBranch » August 20th, 2015, 7:59 am

What happened when the pilgrimage reached Plymouth?

You have taken your pills.
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Re: Tell jokes

Postby Supershroom » August 23rd, 2015, 12:35 am

A mathematician's girlfriend says "I love you" to him, and then the mathematician breaks off with her. Why?

She should have said: "I love exactly you"
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Re: Tell jokes

Postby Oranjui » August 23rd, 2015, 10:10 am

An id, an ego, and a super-ego walk into a bar.

No, they didn't! Yes, they did! None of this even matters!
The id orders 100 beers; the ego says, "We'll never be able to pay for all that!" so the super-ego tries to cancel the order.
The id, grabbing the ego under one arm, makes rushed apologies as the super-ego pays the tab.
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Re: Tell jokes

Postby PurpleYoshi » August 23rd, 2015, 5:22 pm

What did the hiker say as he was mauled by a grizzly?


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Re: Tell jokes

Postby CedarBranch » August 23rd, 2015, 5:44 pm

Why shouldn't a rabbit EVER race a hair?

It sticks to everything.
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Re: Tell jokes

Postby Goldy301 » August 23rd, 2015, 6:11 pm

Yousa not creating life, yousa taking life. Yousa poisoned the Gungan water!

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