Join My Harem!!!

[npromin1]

It's time to cleanse humanity, and stop war, sins, and crime. There's one simple way to create a perfect utopia: Mind control. Help me defeat l.m and create a new world, where nothing bad will ever happen again. From now on, nobody will ever have the mind to sin again! Today will mark a new, happy, beginning for humanity, with me as their supreme overlord!



(Note: This is in off-topic for a reason, this is not at all serious in any manner.)

[Megar]

Why is there a harem tho

[npromin1]

It exists only for good purposes, I assure you, to deliver the world into a safe state without any problems. Do overlook the fact that by signing-up you will become my mindless slave for all eternity, as the rewards are far greater then the implications.

Why is it a harem, you ask? Um....Just ignore the fact that it's a harem and go ahead and join. I promise I will not mistreat or disrespect my female slaves in any manner.

[Megar]

But I'm a guy

[npromin1]

But we need guys to attract girls, help trick others, and perform various tasks. Anyone is welcome, as I abandoned my old plans to kill every guy and enslave every girl.