Choose Your Own Adventure: Mario Style!

[Blablob]

Okay so here's how it works. I will begin a story. You are mario. the story revolves around what choices you make. here: i'll start the story off:

It's a beautiful day, you thought, as you woke up. the sky was cloudless, the birds were singing, and yet you felt something was terribly wrong. you....
A. run outside
B. visit peach's room
C. go back to sleep

Now, let's say the next person wants to choose A. put your choice, then coninue from where the story left off. so for example:

A. run outside.
as you run outside, you begin to get weaker and weaker. you fall down, and realize that someone has poisoned you. you...
A. dial 911
B. yell for help
C. commit suicide

so the next person must make the next choice, and continue the story. here are a few rules:
-do not end the story. if you choose to make a life-ending desision like commit suicide, you must think of a plot to keep the story moving.
-you MUST leave at least 3 choices for the next user to make, but no more than 5.
-once someone has made a choice, you cannot go back and change hat choice. if you want to make the choice, you must be quick. if you make a choice, but someone already did first, delete your choice.
-remember: you are mario. you are in the eyes of what HE sees, meaning you can't say stuff like "mario is in the desert, meanwhile at the mushroom kingdom", also replace anything reffering to mario to "me, I, etc.".


ok, now let's get for real now.( the above story was just for example)

you are taking a nice little walk with peach. you felt deeply in love with her, and she knew it. but a man must always make the first move. you almost get up the courage to ask her when....
A. luigi comes running to tell you something
B. bowser comes to kidnap, but he kidnaps mario instead of peach
C. peach begins to make love to you
D.you pass out

[Suyo]

D

But suddenly, your view gets darker and blurred. When you can't see anymore, you fall over and hit a rock with your head. The last thing you hear is "Maaariooo!"

A. Wake up in the Hospital
B. Get a wacky dream
C. Wake up on the rock, noticng nobody is here

[TrappedTime]

C. Wake up on the rock, noticng nobody is here.
Then suddenly, a giant meteor is spotted in the sky, and Mario tries to get up.
But he can't because
A.He's half dead.
B.Peach poisoned him with her breath when talking.
C.He is chained there.

[Blablob]

A. he's half dead
the meteor was heading straight for him. it was about 3 miles away from smashing into him....2......1............

A. you wake up in heavon
B. you wake up in hell
C. you wake up from this nasty dream
D. you are blown away, but manage to survive
E. you wake up from your daydream, realizing you were still walking with peach, and you imagined everything.

[TheMMMification]

C

However, you find that bowser has kidnapped peach so you
A. Go to bowser's castle by yourself and beat him up
B. Go to bowser's castle with an army and destroy it.
C. Do nothing. Your afraid the whole thing will last 8 worlds!

[Blablob]

B.

so you round up an army of toads, each with a shotgun, hunting knife, a shield, a giant sword, a rocket, all inside there own tank. you invade bowser's castle. as the army blows down everything, you see that in 1 undisturbed room, is where bowser and peach are. but bowser is RAPING PEACH!!!!! you....
A. stay and watch the fun
B. join in
C. run in and literally rip bowser's head off
D. make the signal to the army that bowser and peach are in the room.

[Chaukai]

D.

But that was the wrong choice! All the Toads start rushing in the room to watch. :O So you take one of the Shotguns that a toad has and shoots bowser in the face. But since this is a Rated E for everyone game, Bowser just dies, and revives! So now you have to:

A. Try and shoot Bowser again.
B. Take Peach to "another" room....
C. Jump on Bowser's Head Three times.
D. Sit there and eat churros all night long.

[TrappedTime]

A. And you get him for good and he doesn't come back!!
Then Peach sees luigi coming.
Luigi:"Mario! You forgot your sweaty greasy juicy slimy squishy mustache at home!"
Peach is so embarassed she
A.Kills Luigi.
B.Kills Bill.
C.Goes to YouTube to talk about it.
D.Kisses Luigi then smacks Mario.
E.Goes home and puts on a hat.

[Blablob]

B. kills bill.
then she turns to you to see that your mustache was missing. OH CRAP, YOU DID FORGET! you are so embaressed you...
A. run away
B. kiss peach on the lips
C. shoot lugi with the shotgun


C. shoot luigi with a shotgun.
you point the shotgun at luigi's forehead and pull the trigger. luigi's head explodes and splatters everywhere. you looked at peach and could tell she was....
A. satisfied
B. very hot for you
C. dissapointed
D. crying
E. dead, too. she had choked herself to death.


A. satisfied
she said "good job, you have passed the test". you stand there in shock but manage to croak a single word, "what?"
"the test, you know, this whole thing. you see, luigi has been getting on my nerve for some time now. it got to the point where i wanted him dead. knowing i couldn't do it myself, i had to devise a plan. before we went on our walk, i secretly told luigi to meet us in 30 minutes. when you got knocked out, i stole your mustache, and pretended later on that i had no idea where it was. when luigi caught up with us, i knew he would point out the fact that your mustache was missing, leaving so embaressed, that you had no choice but to kill him. so congradulations."
you were completely confused, but luigi was out of your life forever, so who cares? you went off to doing the usual:
World 1-1: you run over to the side of the screen, killing goombas left and right. you go through the secret warp pipe, collect the coins, then go back up. a goomba passes to the left of the screen, and you try to get it, but it was gone. "luigi is gone" you thought. "shut up, thoughts!". while you were distracted, a goomba knocked into you, wiping out your last life.

so that's it. luigi was dead, mario was dead, peach was probably getting raped, the toads were too stupid to care, it was all over. suddenly you see a white light, it was getting bigger and bigger, until you realized...
A. you are in heavon
B. you are in hell
C.you are in bed, badly wounded, and peach and bowser are standing next to you, with bowser holding a knife to peach's throat.

[Nero the DemonSlayer]

C.
You look at Bowser. You look at Peach. Bowser throw the knife into your leg and runs off. As he runs off you see Peach looking HAPPY!(lol paradox) Now what?

A. Commit suicide
B. Look for Daisy
C. Look for Yoshi
D. Look for Luigi so you can kill him again.