Choose Your Own Adventure: Mario Style!

[Ridder]

I Choose you, A!
You takes the knife from your leg, and plan on stabbing your heart.
"No Mario, Don't!!" Peach stops you before the knife could plunge it's sharp edge through Your heart.
You looks at Peach,shocked. and as the knife flies out of your hands and onto the floor, You notices Peach is holding back a few tears.
What Now?
A.Ask Peach why she wouldn't let you kill himself.
B.Nod in understanding in why she stopped you, and Think about what you're going to do about your Bleeding Leg.
C.Try and limp towards the knife so you can try and kill yourself again.
D.Say you're sorry to Peach and be ashamed of yourself.
E.Grab Peach's hand,pretending you're sorry, and go for her crown to try and stab yourself.

Edit:Read over a few things, and edited, don't ask what.

[Blablob]

A.
"why didn't you let me commit suicide?" you asked.

You wern't expecting the answer you got.

"Because if you kill yourself then I can't kill you, stupid italion!!" she told you. she grabbed the knife off the floor and plunged it into your heart. before you die your last words to her are...
A. "i love you"
B. "i hate you"
C."why?"
D."you will pay for this"
E."you have failed the test"

[Nero the DemonSlayer]

E.

She looks at you as your body changes into a Bomb-omb Then Explodes.

How will you wake up now?
A. Bad dream and you're screaming.
B. You went nuts when you saw Bowser holding the knife and passed out.
C. You're in the place that says: World 1-1 Lives x2
D. You don't wake up.

[Ridder]

D has been chosen for Death Row.
So yes, you don't wake up.

At least you don't wake up like how you thought you would.

You are in a Tavern at Toad Town.In Ye Olde Days.
It all comes flooding back to you now.
You were talking with some friends at a table,Chatting and drinking loudly,causing a headache for the staff, when Sir Noobzealot comes in with his "Fascinating" Tales of adventures.
His Stories always were like "I walked my Mini Chain Chomp" or "I watered my Piranha Garden", So usually you fell asleep after the first sentence.

You woke up right as Sir Noobzealot finished his story,with most of your friends still asleep.
After you shoo Noobzealot away,Pay the bill, and get all your friends to wake up and leave, you head outside for a breath of some fresh air.
Dawn is breaking, you have nothing to do. So what's it gonna be, oh Unruly Drinker?

A.Go back home,yell at your wife, and then go write about your dream in your Journal.
B.Talk to the Local MailToad (also the Gossip).
C.Get back to working on a house you didn't finish.
D.Find the Old Toad Wizard for a quest
E.Go to your Employer's house and Pitch an Idea about building a Castle to your boss

[Blablob]

A.
On your way home, you notice a rock on the ground. it wasn't an ordinary rock, though. it was shining. Really bright. it seemed the longer you stared at it, the brighter it got. though you were drunk, you managed to bend down and grab the rock without falling. as soon as you touched the rock, it pulled you through a horrible dimension, and then spits you into the sky of another universe. you are falling, screaming, "AAAAAHH" and you hit the ground on your head.............(hours later) you regain consiousness and some person is standing in front of you. you ask for help but they say "foolish human, i do not help anyone but myself, for i am......
A.Shao Kahn of outworld"
B.Kratos, the god of war"
C.Ganandorf"

[TheMMMification]

C.

You scream then you...
A. Kill yourself to see if its a dream
B. You kick the guy in the legs
C. Walk away from the situation.

[Ridder]

Maybe I should cool down on the POsting but.......
I choose Yuh!THE Letter B!
With a firm grip of the -Manhood- Gannondorf gets shocked for a second while you sweep kick him.
When he falls to the ground, he gets back up and laughs with what you can't decide,it's either amusement,pride or maybe both.
"You show some bite,kid. Just like all those Green Cloth Elf boys....."Gannondorf recalls with admiration towards the Links.
"So where am I,exactly?"You ask as you take a quick scan around you.
From what you gather, you are in a castle courtyard,with elegant decor while being empty, and with what appears to be a blue......what is it?sky?no, what was up seemed to be water, but you don't think you can breath underwater.
"We are in Hyrule, Underwater,crumbled,Old,ruins of Hyrule to be exact, but all the same."He tells you as he walks around, looking at what he tried so hard to rule,all for it to become a deserted land.....

"Go outside here those gates, cross through the empty fields, and eventually you will come across a Pit with Heat eminating from it, get to the bottom of that hole,and that's where you will find Kratos, God of War, Or that other Kratos...... Well, whichever you find, they will know how to get out of here."He pulls you up, and kicks you in the rear to burst you a few feet to the gates. While you exit the castle, Gannon mumbles something about New Land.

You are now out the castle in the center of a deep moat, and on to the road to the pit, what do you do?
A.Go and try to cross this broken looking bridge with your Jumpman Powers.
B. Go Explore around a bit for an alternate route
C. Try and find a creature to help you on your quest to get out of here.

[Blablob]

A

but it didn't turn out like you expected.

as you leaped over the bridge you realized "wait a minute. i don't have jumpman powers", and you plummeted to your doom. The end?........................







HA! yeah right.
anyway, you continue falling into you hit the ground with a hard and loud "THUMP!" and are nearly knocked unconsious. however, you wake up, and link is staring you in the face, offering to help you up. you take the offer, but then you ask "who are you?" "i am link. is it true? has the prophecy become a reality?" what prophecy, you ask yourself. "i am mario" you tell link. "tell me this, mysterious one, are you aquainted with the one called luigi?"
where will this story go next?
A. tell them yes, you are his brother and you killed him.
B. tell them yes, you are his brother, but don't tell them you killed him.
C. tell them yes, and you killed him, but don't mention he's your brother.
D.tell them yes, you do know him, but don't mention he's your brother or dead.
E. tell them no, you don't know him.

[TrappedTime]

D.tell them yes, you do know him, but don't mention he's your brother or dead.
(What brother?)
Anyway.....
Then suddenly, you see two bright lights with roaring sounds.
They get bigger, andbigger, and BIGGER until...
You realize it's Link's annoying companion and his evenly annoying sister.
"Hey Link! Hey Link! Hey Link! Who's this? Is this the pizza man?*Mario slaps his face* Are you Ok? Did you get that bug on your face? Should I help? Well what's up? Hey Link, who's that?"
*Link pulls out sword and...*
A.Kills both.
B.Only kills his companion.
C.Kills the sister.
D.Kills Mario.
E.Commits suicide.
F.Kills a combination of some sort...

[Ridder]

B.,yes, I chose B, wouldn't you?

So Toon Link Swings his sword at the companion,chopping it in half with a CRITICAL HIT!
"Why did you do that!?"You ask with a frightened tone.
That's when he sheathes his sword and counts.....
"4......3.....2.....1...."When Toon Link get's to zero,The companion respawns.
"Hey,Listen!Hey,Listen!Hey,Listen!Hey,Listen!"The Barrage of annoying sound comes back.Along with a BONK! to Toon Link's head.
"AAAAAGHH,I should have never given you that Bat!"Link cries out in regret.
"Hey,Listen!There ain't enough crits in the world that could stop me!"The companion yells out in pride and anger as it continues to hit Toon Link.
As Link tries to stop The companion,the Little Sister pulls you up from the ground and points to a nearby Forest.
"The Pit is in a clearing somewhere in that forest,Don't worry about my Brother,this always happens,now go!"she says as she pushes you towards the forest,you start to walk and take a quick turn around to see her waving. "Farewell!May the prophecy come true for you!~"
As you turn back to your mission,the loud sound of the bonks grow fainter......BONK...BOINK....BONK...BONK...

You enter the forest and....

• A.Run as fast as you can straightforward
• B.Climb to the top of a tree to see if you can find that clearing
• C.Try and find a SPIDER Camo (Don't know what I mean?Then search this up.......*Ahem*...THE FEAR!!!!)