Choose Your Own Adventure: Mario Style!

[Blablob]

A.

you keep running until you see a light. as the light gets larger, you seem to get weaker. this happened before, when you saw the comet. something between that and now were linked. perhaps this was all a dream. you kicked yourself in the shin, and sure enough, you were awake. you reach the light, and weakness inside you was incredible. something warned you not to proceed. it wasn't a feeling.....someone was calling your name not to go in.....
A.go
B.stay
C.commit suicide

[TheMMMification]

C.

You kill yourself by stabbing yourself with a branch but relize it's not working so...
A. You commit suicide again.
B. Walk into the light.
C. Think your a zombie and start eating brains.

[Blablob]

B walk into the light.
a huge wave of defeat just blew over you when you walked into the light. you felt like dying. you felt miserable and like a loser and ashamed, etc. it all blew over you. the problem was, you were asleep, just not able to wake up, that's all. that voice warned you not to go into the light, and you disobeyed.

you were going to regret that choice.

you woke up, but it was as if you were never asleep. you simply step out of the light into the mushroom kingdom, but you turn around, and the light was gone. that feeling you kept having was gone now. this was all wierd. you were dreaming, but yet you weren't. everything that happened did happen, just....dream-wise.

you were in thought the whole time you didn't even realize peach was next to you saying "mario, you were about to ask me something?"

OMG! it suddenly occured to you: you had traveled back to the past. well, 30 minutes into the past. this is when it all started. you were sent into the light for a reason. you were sent by not some one, somethingto stop something. you look up, and sure enough, there was the comet, hurdling towards earth. it wasn't an average comet, you now realized. someone had SENT the comet to destroy the earth, but who. the same person who warned you not to go into the light. but it felt like you knew the person some how. but could it be? NAW, it couldn't be, you thought. he's dead, i killed him, he is GONE! there was only 1 logical explantion:

luigi was behind all this.

so now what?
A. stop the comet
B. tell peach f this plan, hoping she can help you
C. luigi? my own brother? he can't be behind this. how dare you for accusing him. now i'm not gonna help stop the comet. see you in hell!!!

[Blablob]

B.

"peach! look at the comet at the sky!" she looks up, and says "what comet?" you look up, and there it was, heading straight for us. "how can you not see it? it's right there!" "mario, are you okay? maybe this whole walk-and-talk thing was a bad idea. maybe you should get some rest."

peach was out of the question for help. it's then that you suddenly realized that there was no panic in the streets. no yelling or screaming or running. no one even seemed to know the comet was there.

my god. the comet was invisible.

well, not invisible, just not seeable by regular people. link had mentioned something about you being the one, and he also brought up luigi. no doubt he was behind this. but he was dead. how could he be behind this?

so many thoughts, yet not enough time to think them all. at the most you had about 5 minutes. there was no time to waste. you were alone on this mission. the only way to stop the comet was to get ahold of luigi. but he's dead. how? how? how? you did the only thing that came to mind.

you commited suicide.


now you were in heavon. wierd. you look around, but you don't see luigi. figures. he must be in hell. suddenly God confronts you. "you are the one they call mario. i have been expecting you. you are too good of a person to go to hell. that's why i have created this path to lead you to hell". he pointed towards a path. God knew what had to be done, and so did you. so now what?
A. stay and have a drink
B.stay and play some poker with God
C.go into hell weapon-less
D.ask for a weapon before you go into hell
E. demand a weapon from God, threatening him, ultimatly causing him to end your exsistance.

[Suyo]

D.

God hands you a Ice Flower. "The Ice Projectiles only reach about 5 feet, so you have to go near to the enemies, but they will instantly cool off and be KO. for about 5 hours." You use it and go down the path.

Soon a 100-goomba-army approaches you. You jump on them, but they instantly inflate again. You do a Spin Attack with the ice flower, shooting a s**tload of iceballs. The goomba army is defeated. You proceed and soon come to a crossing.

A. Go left, in the door with the label "ROOM OF DEATH"
B. Go right, in the door with the label "ROOM OF PAIN"
C. Go straight ahead, in the door with the label "ROOM OF EYE SEIZURES"

[Blablob]

C.

you proceed forward, open the door, and there's wario butt naked bending down taking a shower. "AAAAHHHHH!!!" you slam the door shut. it gave you an eye seizure. well, i guess that was the wrong door.

A. go left into the ROOM OF DEATH
B.go right into the ROOM OF PAIN
C.turn around. this was all to much
D. go back into the ROOM OF EYE SEIZURES

[victor12]

A. You go to the ROOM OF DEATH.
You die from... you dont know what!

You respawn behind the ROOM OF DEATH, but some of your coins disappeared.

A. go left into the ROOM OF DEATH(NOT RECOMMENDED!)
B.go right into the ROOM OF PAIN
C.turn around. this was all to much(RECOMMENDED!)
D. go back into the ROOM OF EYE SEIZURES

[Blablob]

B. go right into the room of pain.

you opeb the door and there is darkness. without thought, you step into the room, the door slams shut behind you, never to open again. and there is nothing but darkness.

after awhile a light comes on. you were in a room, and there was a chain connected to your leg. suddenly a T.V comes on.

"hello, mario. i want to play a game. connected to your leg is a chain, precenting you from proceeding any further. if you want to leave alive, you must cut off your foot with the saw in front of you. live or die, make your choice. what do you do?
A. cut off your foot
B. try to cut through the chain
C. sit there and rot
D. uh, UH, UH, can we start over? i didn't mean to go into this room, really! i meant to turn around. (picking this option will allow you to turn around.)

[victor12]

D.You go back in time. some coins disapearred(AGAIN!)

A. go left into the ROOM OF DEATH(NOT RECOMMENDED!)
B.go right into the ROOM OF PAIN(NOT RECOMMENDED!)
C.turn around. this was all to much(RECOMMENDED!)
D. go back into the ROOM OF EYE SEIZURES

[Ridder]

D.,go back to Eye Seizure room.

With a little apprehension,you decide to go back to the room where Wario was in.
Luckily for you,he was already out of the shower and with his clothes on.
"Hey-a Mario!What-a the hell are you doing in my private Mansion?"
Private What?
Wario notices your look"What?Did you think this was hell or something?hah,no,I just named all the rooms strange,and Waluigi is prancin' about pretending to be god."Wario explains.
"But what about the Comet!?And Hyrule,and-"But Wario stops you before you continue.
"oh,THAT,well.....actually-"
Wario explains that you came over to his mansion to steal some coins,but you accidentally ate a few too many mega-vitamins,and went loony, and that you recovered in front of Waluigi while he was pretending to be god.
"Now get out of my mansion!"
He Wario Charges you towards the foyer,expecting you to leave.....but instead you.....

A.Listen to Wario and and just leave,and MAYBE visit Ashley.
B.Go back and ask Wario about the Room of Death and Pain
C.Find Waluigi and play God and Man with him
D.Go and try to loot Wario's Mansion
E.Look for ghosts to see if this is like Luigi's Mansion