Choose Your Own Adventure: Mario Style!

[Nero the DemonSlayer]

A.


you turned around and walked out as Wario slammed into the door.You walk across the street to Ashley's house. You knock on the door. She opens it.
"Yes?" she asks.
"Need help with your potions?" you ask.
"I need one thing...a god-poser."
You imediatly think of Waluigi. You run off. You come back with him all tied up.
"Thanks." Ashley says and throws him in the pot.
"No problem." you reply. You wank off when you hear Ashley ask you something.
"Would you like to spend the night?" she asks.


A. Sure. Why not.
B. No thanks.
C. Look for Brandobrawl before you answer.

[TheMMMification]

B.


"No thanks." You say. Suddenly, you relized you had been watching a video in the room of pain so you...

A. Cut your foot off.
B. Cut the chain.
C. Sit there and rot.
secret choice d. Try to break out of the room of pain

[victor12]

C.You sitted and sitted... BUT YOU CAN ESCAPE! THAT WAS JUST A VIDEO!!!

A.Go in the next room.
B.Go back.
C.WATCH THE VIDEO!

[Ridder]

A.
(Guys, we must stop the whole "It was a dream" or "It wasn't real" thing now, because it's starting to get predictable.We can do it in the future, but let's just cooldown for now.)

So you head into the next room, with joy due to the fact that that annoying box man has no more chains or damn puzzles for you now.
"waaaaaaait!!!!.........I just wanted someone to play with........."You hear him cry as you leave.
As you enter the next room, you come face-to-face with God again.
"YOOOOO MARIO!!!!!Turns out I lied,you can go home now!"He tries to get you out of there, but something doesn't feel right......
So,you stop him and.......
A.Take off his mask,that faker
B.Ask him questions only god would know
C.Say that you know who he is
D.Call upon the power of Malleo
E.Pull out an Ice Cannon

[TheMMMification]

B.

You ask him all those questions and waluigi takes off the mask. Then he says"Since you destroyed my little game of god, I'm gonna lock you in one of the 3 new rooms we got yesterday!" The room you choose is...
A.The room of nothing
B.The room of exploding bombs.
C.The room of Death, Pain, and Eye Sezuires

[Blablob]

A. the room of nothing
(ridder, this is a topic in which we can post ANYTHING, as long as the story keeps going. myself, i don't like the whole "it was a dream" thing that keeps going, but if people can think of a good reason, or if the story just gets boring, we have to rely on this option.)

you are thrown into the room of nothing and waluigi slams the door. since you were standing on clouds (i'm assuming there are clouds that you stand on in Heaven), you could see through them and practically the entire earth. you saw the comet, and it slammed straight into the earth.

well, that was it, you thought. mankind was wiped out--the one thing you were trying to SAVE. you had failed in the quest to save the earth; peach, toad, donkey kong, even bowser. they were all gone. it took you a while before you realized there was someone else in the room.

it was luigi.

"hello, mario" he said in an accent he'd never used before. you quickly ran over to luigi and jumped on top of him, punching him, and beating the S#*T out of him. after a bloody 2 minutes of beating, you look at him, surprised that he was still alive. then his cuts and bruises, they started to disappear. fast. "silly plumber, this is heaven. one cannot be killed" but if this was heaven, where was God? then it occured to you: Waluigi and Luigi and Wario had teamed up to overthrow God, AND IT WORKED! now what?
A. beat up luigi again
B. try to get some answers out of luigi
C. masturbate
d. just sit there and think of a plan