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by Avo » September 19th, 2009, 3:05 pm
Do you dream of being a comedian? Then post your jokes on here for people to see if people get a laugh or two.
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Re: Jokeboard
by TrappedTime » September 19th, 2009, 3:15 pm
They all got banned on the non-funny forum.
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Re: Jokeboard
by Blablob » September 19th, 2009, 3:27 pm
Here's a joke i found on the net. i modified it a bit, but the joke is the same.
a man and a woman are playing golf. the man is teaching the wife how to play. the wife hits the golf ball, and it knocks out somebody's window. they quickly rush to the house to apolagize. they knock once....twice......3 times......4 times. after the man gets tired of knocking, he opens the door. surprisingly, it wasn't locked. but they saw a broken lamp, and a man standing next to it. "um, hello. we're the ones who broke your window. look, we're really sorry. my wife was playing golf and she", the man cuts him off in midsentence. "haha! do not worry about it one bit. i am a genie, and you have freed me from that lamp which i have been cooped up in for 2000 years. as a reward, you are given 3 wishes. however, since you broke my window, i think i deserve the last wish." 2 wishes. the man and woman decided that it would best be fair for both of them to get 1 wish each. the man went first. "i have always wanted to own my own 5-star resturaunt". "so it is" said the genie. "i must tell you that wishes must take 24 hours to activate. so until then, what is your wish, mam?" with that in mind, the wife went next. "i wish i had 10 million dollars", "so it is" said the genie, with an unsurprised look on his face as if he knew that would be the wish. "now, for MY wish. you see, 2000 years is a long time, and it has been so long since i have mated with someone" the man and the woman looked at eachother, and knew what had to be done. "he gave us a resturaut and 10 million dollars, it's the least we can do" said the woman. the 2 kissed for a good 12 seconds, the man whispered something into the woman's ear, and then the genie and the woman went upstairs. After about 2 hours, the genie said "how old are you?" "32" "no kidding. 32 years old and you still believe in genies"
a man and a woman are playing golf. the man is teaching the wife how to play. the wife hits the golf ball, and it knocks out somebody's window. they quickly rush to the house to apolagize. they knock once....twice......3 times......4 times. after the man gets tired of knocking, he opens the door. surprisingly, it wasn't locked. but they saw a broken lamp, and a man standing next to it. "um, hello. we're the ones who broke your window. look, we're really sorry. my wife was playing golf and she", the man cuts him off in midsentence. "haha! do not worry about it one bit. i am a genie, and you have freed me from that lamp which i have been cooped up in for 2000 years. as a reward, you are given 3 wishes. however, since you broke my window, i think i deserve the last wish." 2 wishes. the man and woman decided that it would best be fair for both of them to get 1 wish each. the man went first. "i have always wanted to own my own 5-star resturaunt". "so it is" said the genie. "i must tell you that wishes must take 24 hours to activate. so until then, what is your wish, mam?" with that in mind, the wife went next. "i wish i had 10 million dollars", "so it is" said the genie, with an unsurprised look on his face as if he knew that would be the wish. "now, for MY wish. you see, 2000 years is a long time, and it has been so long since i have mated with someone" the man and the woman looked at eachother, and knew what had to be done. "he gave us a resturaut and 10 million dollars, it's the least we can do" said the woman. the 2 kissed for a good 12 seconds, the man whispered something into the woman's ear, and then the genie and the woman went upstairs. After about 2 hours, the genie said "how old are you?" "32" "no kidding. 32 years old and you still believe in genies"
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Re: Jokeboard
by Suyo » September 20th, 2009, 12:10 am
A pretty woman walks by a prison, suddenly she hears a voice from there: "Hey baby, got some free time in 3 years?"
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