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Postby TrappedTime » September 29th, 2009, 11:21 am

Hello, and welcome to Channel TBG News.

How much mold is too much mold? President CEO of the Health Care Depot. has more to say about it.
But first, let's go to Jessica for the report on the missing Penny.

|Thanks TBG.
Local reporters, such as I, have been searching for a special penny.
What's so special abut it?
It was the "Kissing Lincolns" penny, or as others may know it, "Gay Pride Penny".

We heard news that it was seen in the sewers of San Fransisco.
But so far, no one has been able to spot it.

If you've seen it, or even have found it, call 1-800-I-FOUND-TEH-PENNY.

Thanks, back to you TBG.|

Thanks Jessica.
And I am here with the President of Mars, James Williams Foudns[fou*dinz].

|Hey TBG.|

So James, why did you become the President of Mars?

|Well that's easy to answer. I wanted people to see how much I care about life.
So I set out a campaign to be the president of Mars, and I won.|

Wow, that must have been easy.

|Actually, it was hard.
So many people wanted my spot, and so we boiled it down to three people.
And I was lucky.|

Wow, and how do you parents feel?

|Well, I bet they're proud.
Looking down upon me and seeing a true leader.
*Watch beeps* Oh, looks like I have to go, bye TBG.|

Goodbye.
And now we're going to the President CEO of the Health Care Depot., John Trubalto[true*ball*toe].

|Hey TBG. Our researches were investigating the problem of mold in home owners' homes.
And we found out that if you start to smell rotten cheese, it's the mold.

And that would be about only 25g of mold!

So we are ruling that anyone with that or more amount of mold should report to us, and we will clean it out.|

Wow, and how long does it take?

|Uhh, usually a week or less.
We like to really get in there and clean it out.|

Wow, thanks John.

|You're welcome.|

And that's it for tonight. Don't forget to keep donating. We've already got up to $134,600.

Thanks everyone, and goodnight.
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Re: Channel TBG News

Postby Chaukai » September 29th, 2009, 11:55 am

Lol uhhh.... I don't get it.... o.O
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Postby Ridder » September 29th, 2009, 11:58 am

Don't Worry, TheBetterGamer is just spamming the next to dung topics again. :lol:
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