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oh my aunt jemima that is so funny

Postby spookyghost » August 10th, 2010, 9:15 pm

^ What the title says, only real life.

I got none myself, but start writing guys! :music: Make us laugh!

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Re: OMFG DATS SO FUNNEH!

Postby Suyo » August 11th, 2010, 12:17 am

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Re: OMFG DATS SO FUNNEH!

Postby Blablob » August 11th, 2010, 3:11 am

<Dad>Get me a beer>
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<Dad>Why do you think I had kids?

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Re: OMFG DATS SO FUNNEH!

Postby MessengerOfDreams » August 14th, 2010, 8:18 pm

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Re: OMFG DATS SO FUNNEH!

Postby Highwire » August 15th, 2010, 11:19 am

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Re: OMFG DATS SO FUNNEH!

Postby Newgeneration » August 24th, 2010, 9:16 pm

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Re: OMFG DATS SO FUNNEH!

Postby brandoprojectm » August 25th, 2010, 1:25 pm

I still think your hair is a menace to all of mankind. *runs away*

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