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Re: OMFG DATS SO FUNNEH!

Postby MessengerOfDreams » January 6th, 2011, 12:27 pm

<Me on FB> Happy Birthday Avo!
<Avo>Thank You!
<Me>No Prob Bro!
<Avo>I'm excited, I iz goin to teh keg tonite!
<Me>Keg?
<Avo>Not beer keg, the Keg is a restaraunt.
<Me>Oh you Canadians
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also Diddy/Lucina <3
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Re: OMFG DATS SO FUNNEH!

Postby Panik! » January 6th, 2011, 4:06 pm

<My brother> Hey mom, what's 'c' in this equation? c + 9 = 18

<My mom> (confidently) 11.

<Me> Wow. :facepalm:
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Re: OMFG DATS SO FUNNEH!

Postby MessengerOfDreams » January 8th, 2011, 12:05 am

Nostalgia Critic on ridiculous moment in Neverending Story 3 that ruins a character wrote:Let me make one thing clear, this is not jumping the shark.

Gonna repeat that again, this is not jumping the shark. Oh, no no no no no no.

This is jumping the shark,
coming back,
shooting it in the balls,
raping it,
eating its flesh,
consuming its soul
and mounting its head on the wall,
AND THEN DOING THE SAME THING TO TWELVE MORE ♥♥♥♥ SHARKS JUST TO BE SAFE!


Best freaking moment ever.
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My latest story, and one of my personal favorites. A girl bound in silence finds the words to say to her prospective girlfriend as they visit her religious father in a dusty town on the edge of Kansas, where the crows' migration south brings forth anchored memories, the path to resolution, and a new start.

Form (25quared)
This might be like nothing you've seen before.
Updated Works! Some of my past best and current stuff: show
Writing Works!
Fanfic: Shut Up and Dance
why do I write so much about dancing you don't dance you've never danced in your entire life
lying little ♥♥♥♥ with your ♥♥♥♥ story ♥♥♥♥ you
also Diddy/Lucina <3
Fanfic: Worth a Thousand Words
Because the world needed a Samus/Dedede story
Fanfic: Ecstatic Silence
Just wanted to write and ♥♥♥♥ like this happens, you'd think I'd know better.
Fanfic: Far From the Edge
It's a dance that's been a long time coming for a brand new man and an unchanging woman, but once one takes the plunge there's no falling back up.
Original: Jealous Ghosts of the Mississippi
The story of Rachel meeting Amber after a lifetime of silence and being shunned
Original: Your Hand in Mine
One of my most personal stories about a dangerous romance. Now to be published in a college lit journal!
-------------------------
Recent LDC Work:
Level Series: Leaves From The Vine (ft Star King)
For the 29th LDC, a theme of grassland taken through the growth of our designing society. Won the 29th LDC!
--
Levels at Large:
Level Topic: Collection of MoD's Levels!
If you've ever wanted to see any level I made worth a damn, go here! From the quiet 14th LDC entrant Finis to the megasmash level series Dark, you can find links here!
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Re: OMFG DATS SO FUNNEH!

Postby destroyer1 » January 10th, 2011, 4:58 pm

Should've posted this earlier:



DMX at points--->
Wait a sex!


*sec :facepalm:
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Re: OMFG DATS SO FUNNEH!

Postby JacktheOrk » January 11th, 2011, 1:57 am

<Dad> Met any nice girls lately
<Me> Ermm, sorta
*Awkward Turtle*
SIMPLE SIGNATURE IS SIMPLE
SIMPLE SIGNATURE IS SIMPLE
SIMPLE SIGNATURE IS SIMPLE
SIMPLE SIGNATURE IS SIMPLE
I'M BACK!!!!!!
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Re: OMFG DATS SO FUNNEH!

Postby Suyo » January 19th, 2011, 10:53 am

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felix hiller: you win
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Re: OMFG DATS SO FUNNEH!

Postby MessengerOfDreams » February 3rd, 2011, 12:17 am

Number one comment on a Jerry Lewis Video wrote:Thumbs up if Seth McFarlane sent you here

Number two comment on said video wrote:♥♥♥♥ Seth McFarlane
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My Most Recent Works: show
I switch my signature a lot. If you wanna see some of my past ones, here you go.
Silent Conversations and a Crow's Final Song!
My latest story, and one of my personal favorites. A girl bound in silence finds the words to say to her prospective girlfriend as they visit her religious father in a dusty town on the edge of Kansas, where the crows' migration south brings forth anchored memories, the path to resolution, and a new start.

Form (25quared)
This might be like nothing you've seen before.
Updated Works! Some of my past best and current stuff: show
Writing Works!
Fanfic: Shut Up and Dance
why do I write so much about dancing you don't dance you've never danced in your entire life
lying little ♥♥♥♥ with your ♥♥♥♥ story ♥♥♥♥ you
also Diddy/Lucina <3
Fanfic: Worth a Thousand Words
Because the world needed a Samus/Dedede story
Fanfic: Ecstatic Silence
Just wanted to write and ♥♥♥♥ like this happens, you'd think I'd know better.
Fanfic: Far From the Edge
It's a dance that's been a long time coming for a brand new man and an unchanging woman, but once one takes the plunge there's no falling back up.
Original: Jealous Ghosts of the Mississippi
The story of Rachel meeting Amber after a lifetime of silence and being shunned
Original: Your Hand in Mine
One of my most personal stories about a dangerous romance. Now to be published in a college lit journal!
-------------------------
Recent LDC Work:
Level Series: Leaves From The Vine (ft Star King)
For the 29th LDC, a theme of grassland taken through the growth of our designing society. Won the 29th LDC!
--
Levels at Large:
Level Topic: Collection of MoD's Levels!
If you've ever wanted to see any level I made worth a damn, go here! From the quiet 14th LDC entrant Finis to the megasmash level series Dark, you can find links here!
"You were always a revolutionary, now there's just less of a chance of you crying in the corner." ~Ridder
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Re: OMFG DATS SO FUNNEH!

Postby TrappedTime » February 3rd, 2011, 12:33 pm

Doesn't this seem a little bit familiar to "U RAFF U RUSE 2" topic that I made? Hmm.. idk. Must be my imagination.

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Re: OMFG DATS SO FUNNEH!

Postby MessengerOfDreams » February 3rd, 2011, 12:50 pm

TrappedTime wrote:Doesn't this seem a little bit familiar to "U RAFF U RUSE 2" topic that I made? Hmm.. idk. Must be my imagination.



This is for quotes, for words. Your topic (and Brando's before it) were for pictures and videos and such. This stays. :)
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I switch my signature a lot. If you wanna see some of my past ones, here you go.
Silent Conversations and a Crow's Final Song!
My latest story, and one of my personal favorites. A girl bound in silence finds the words to say to her prospective girlfriend as they visit her religious father in a dusty town on the edge of Kansas, where the crows' migration south brings forth anchored memories, the path to resolution, and a new start.

Form (25quared)
This might be like nothing you've seen before.
Updated Works! Some of my past best and current stuff: show
Writing Works!
Fanfic: Shut Up and Dance
why do I write so much about dancing you don't dance you've never danced in your entire life
lying little ♥♥♥♥ with your ♥♥♥♥ story ♥♥♥♥ you
also Diddy/Lucina <3
Fanfic: Worth a Thousand Words
Because the world needed a Samus/Dedede story
Fanfic: Ecstatic Silence
Just wanted to write and ♥♥♥♥ like this happens, you'd think I'd know better.
Fanfic: Far From the Edge
It's a dance that's been a long time coming for a brand new man and an unchanging woman, but once one takes the plunge there's no falling back up.
Original: Jealous Ghosts of the Mississippi
The story of Rachel meeting Amber after a lifetime of silence and being shunned
Original: Your Hand in Mine
One of my most personal stories about a dangerous romance. Now to be published in a college lit journal!
-------------------------
Recent LDC Work:
Level Series: Leaves From The Vine (ft Star King)
For the 29th LDC, a theme of grassland taken through the growth of our designing society. Won the 29th LDC!
--
Levels at Large:
Level Topic: Collection of MoD's Levels!
If you've ever wanted to see any level I made worth a damn, go here! From the quiet 14th LDC entrant Finis to the megasmash level series Dark, you can find links here!
"You were always a revolutionary, now there's just less of a chance of you crying in the corner." ~Ridder
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Re: OMFG DATS SO FUNNEH!

Postby brandoprojectm » February 11th, 2011, 8:41 am

(In Messenger, all of this in Spanish)
My friend: Ugly
My friend: Dumb
My friend: Stupid
My friend: Useless
My friend: Jackass
Me: Image
My friend: ....
Me: ImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImage

Gotta love custom smileys. Also we were obviously just joking around.
Just remember this, when you see her on the street.

I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet.
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