oh my aunt jemima that is so funny

[Kimonio]

[2:51:20 PM] Scotty: My nephew just told me i don't have a shirt on.
I don't have underwear on either but my ♥♥♥ is covered by a blanket sooo

Actually I should just quote everything that goes on in this group. It's called Fraf (Fruity Rumpus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Factory) and pretty much what goes on in here stays in here. You'll read through our convos and think to yourselves "these people are on meth"

[~MP3 Amplifier~]

College was fun yesterday...

Lecturer: So it's important you learn different ways of writing lyrics. We'll write sad ones today, group 1 you have to write about missing the bus.
My best friend (K): This is every day life for me, haha.
Lecturer: ...and group 2 you have to write about losing a USB stick.
Me: Oh my god that is a tragedy.
Lecturer: Imagine you are playing consequences but with lyrics instead. So Caitlin, you'll write two lines of lyrics and fold it over so the guys can't see it, but you have to tell them the last word so they can rhyme with it.
Me: Okay... *writes down two really ♥♥♥♥ lines* ...you need to rhyme with stick.
Friend no.1 (F): What? That was quick! *writes down one line*
Lecturer: Your 30 seconds are nearly up!
F: I'M DONE!
Me: You have to write two lines.
F: YOU'RE ♥♥♥♥ KIDDING ME?
Lecturer: Nah it's okay we'll just put a musical interlude there.
Me: That'll work.
Friend no.2 (N): I'll just write two lines on your behalf.
Me: You're writing very slowly...
N: Well it wasn't my fault you chose the word stick. Seriously! I'm trying to think of a word that isn't a profanity, and the only thing I can think of is chick, and that would still have a profanity in front of it.
Me: *laughs really hard*
Friend no.3 (R): Just give the paper to me! *starts writing quickly*
N: Uhm, it's supposed to rhyme. And your line isn't very relevant
R: Oh I don't care. Stick. AND YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE READING MY LINE GASP.
Everyone: *laughs*
Lecturer: Just give the paper back to Caitlin now.
Me: What I have to write another line? *thinks of a new word to rhyme with then passes the paper round*
Lecturer: Okay stop! Read out what you have.
N: *is in tears laughing* Can I please read this out? This is ♥♥♥♥ hilarious.
Lecturer: Okay N, you read it out.
N: Try and guess which line R's is.
"I can't believe what just happened, I lost my memory stick,
Oh no I'm watching the clock tick, (musical interlude)
That bloody device, I can't find my bloomin' stick!
I kill animals for pleasure. STICK.
I'm so sad I might have lost my file,
I can't find it oh no I've been looking for a while,
I just wanna go home."
Lecturer: ...Okay well that was a productive lesson.
Me: *in tears laughing* R I thought you were a vegetarian!
R: I wasn't being serious, I love cute animals!
F: But...don't you need to eat meat to stay alive?
R: Yes, *sarcasm* because I'm dying right now.

I'm still laughing for some reason.

[*Emelia K. Fletcher]

It's called Fraf (Fruity Rumpus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Factory)

stolen from Homestuck, I might add

[Kimonio]

It's called Fraf (Fruity Rumpus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Factory)

stolen from Homestuck, I might add

^True.

Original two founders were Homestuck fans, but they quit and we ended up doing our own thing since.

[~MP3 Amplifier~]

*Gnomeo and Juliet is on the TV and my mum is an English teacher who is teaching her students Romeo and Juliet*
Mum: I'm really hoping they're not watching this today...
Me: What, why are you worried? That they'll write "the Capulets killed the Montagues on a lawn mower"?
Mum: Why is there a flamingo? This is a really bad film.
Me: IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SET IN A GARDEN.
Mum: Has the bit with "Romeo Romeo where art thou Romeo" come yet?
Me: Yes, it has, but it's been re-worded to something that will fit modern culture.
Mum: What, "Romeo where the ♥♥♥♥ are you"?
Me: XD

[Konradix]

(*My sister playing Kingdom Hearts*)
(S)ister: I got Raven's Claw
*me thinking for a while*
(M)e: Raven's Claw
M: Huffle's Puff
S: Oh god...
M: Gryffin's Door
S: ...
M: Slyther's Lyn

[Kimonio]

"Men don't chew, they swallow!"

What someone said in a video project in class. Had "baked" cookies and stuffed his mouth full of them.

[MessengerOfDreams]

...I guess the gay ones do...

[Newgeneration]

After I graduated, my mom, little sister, grandma, cousin and I went to Bobby G's to eat and just as we were about ready to leave, my cousin get's this frozen banana on a stick that they sometimes serve, either in vanilla or chocolate. My sister decides that she wants one too, and she gets the chocolate one.

Here's where the weird part comes in. My sister, being little and all, decides to blurt out the words "I got a big black banana!" over and over again in the restaurant (and at the front of the restaurant near the register no less! So me and my cousin poke fun at her for not understanding how strange and slightly racist it is to just yell that in public. We harmlessly teased her on the way back for quite awhile. While I won't go into detail (and I can't really remember it all), it was pretty funny to be honest.

...and yeah, my sister is pretty crazy.

[GrandPiano]

*Gnomeo and Juliet is on the TV and my mum is an English teacher who is teaching her students Romeo and Juliet*
Mum: I'm really hoping they're not watching this today...
Me: What, why are you worried? That they'll write "the Capulets killed the Montagues on a lawn mower"?
Mum: Why is there a flamingo? This is a really bad film.
Me: IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SET IN A GARDEN.
Mum: Has the bit with "Romeo Romeo where art thou Romeo" come yet?
Me: Yes, it has, but it's been re-worded to something that will fit modern culture.
Mum: What, "Romeo where the ♥♥♥♥ are you"?
Me: XD

I know most of you won't care, but "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?" actually doesn't mean "Romeo, Romeo, where are you Romeo?". Wherefore means why; Juliet was asking why her lover has to be Romeo, a member of the family that her family has been feuding with for so long. It has nothing to do with Romeo's whereabouts.