oh my aunt jemima that is so funny

[Suyo]

IGF Awards:
"Audio is a crucial part of video games. Except if you play at work. Or at school. Or on the bus. Or you are getting your ears spammed with insults from 14-year-olds over your headset."

[Asterocrat]

<My friend> : Someone awesome is someone that can sh*t in slow-motion.

[Panik!]

*at school yesterday in Spanish*

*a kid named Will begins to sing* "Drop it like it's HOOOT."

<Spanish teacher: Mrs. Fleck> NO, we are not dropping ANYTHING! Hot, cold, or lukewarm!

*laughs from the students*

<Spencer> Drop it like it's LUKEWARM.

[Asterocrat]

<My brother> : Come on, it's only water. Water can't be dirty, if we except dirty water.

[Suyo]

"I'm not talking to people with an IQ lower than the room's temprature"

[AwesomeJRFD]

Topic in my 4th period class: Haikus.

Student: Haikus are awesome.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

[Suyo]

Topic in my 4th period class: Haikus.

Student: Haikus are awesome.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

You just made my day.

EDIT:
- "Well, I'm gonna continue working on my texture pack. You got time to test it out for a bit?"
- "I'm right now doing homework so... yeah why not"

[Asterocrat]

Discussion with me and my friend, about EE (Everybody Edits, you n00bs !)

<Me> : Hey, did you ever hear of Everybody Edits.com ?
<My friend> : The cool online game ? The game where you can build your own world, play them with millions people online ? The game where you can build levels, make art, play minigames, beat bosses ? Where you control a smiley that you can change, but also buying new faces for you smiley ?
<Me> : Yeah, that's it !
<My friend> : No, never heard of that. What is it ?

[tnt175]

Me, with a candy block like the ? blocks in SMB: Thats too cool.
A friend of mine: Yeah, my mother jumps like mario for coins

[TrappedTime]

<me>: don't be a drag, just be a drag

don't be a drag, just be a queen, whether you're broke, or charlie sheen