oh my aunt jemima that is so funny

[*Emelia K. Fletcher]

[22:43:40] Jack Harrington: IN SPIRIT OF TYPOS, WE SHALL NOW REPLACE THE WORD "ANIME" WiTH LEOPARD.
[22:43:58] Jack Harrington: I'm watching a few of the Fall leopards.
[22:44:01] Jannik "Monta" Bucher: I AM WATCHING LEOPARDS WHERE LEOPARD GIRLS ARE FONDLING EACH OTHER'S BREASTS

[WickedOreo]

[11:43] <@WickedOreo> » Tell the world how awesome you are ... or that you really like cookies.
[11:44] <@WickedOreo> Oh why, Steam, must you bring irony into our relationship.

*When Steam wants you to tell you about yourself, and the fact your username depicts YOLO: You only love Oreo. Ono What is this world coming to.

[Kimonio]

~me and friend are watching a girl playfully tease a guy with his knife~
Me: They trust her with a knife? o-O
Friend: Looks like it.
Me: She likes sharp, pointy objects.
Friend: Nope, that's her sister
Me: Well, I like swords.
Friend: *nods*
Me: Seriously, if I had a sword in my hands, I'd probably play with it.
Friend: ....XD
Me: ....Oh shlt. Not like that. .///.

[Kimonio]

[4:01:11 PM] Lahrels: Ono
[4:01:17 PM] Lawlrels: Who's moaning in the background?
[4:01:43 PM] Shad: That would be my dad.

[CrazyMario]

*Some kids in my class looking at some pics*
Some guy:*points at picture of Bellsprout*YAY PEASHOOTER!
Everyone else:WUT?!? >_>

[Kimonio]

John Tefft flutters eyelashes again
[6:57:41 PM] Shad: Fire's a chick.
[6:57:44 PM] Scotty: Scotty puts a coat of mascara on fayur
[6:57:44 PM] Zero: xD
[6:57:46 PM] Shad: Must tell Runouw.
[6:57:48 PM] John Tefft: NBIKNIO< m
[6:57:49 PM] John Tefft: A"n kFm;

[-BY]

On another chat:

Runner: Do you want to marry me? <3
Runner: Wait. ♥♥♥♥.
Runner: Wrong tab. Sorry.
*Runner left the chat*
Me: What was that?
Other person: I have no idea.

[*Emelia K. Fletcher]

[11:19:12] Jack Harrington: hey Cory
[11:19:19] Hong Meiling: hey Jack
[11:19:21] Jack Harrington: I think you'd be a good moderator on the Runouw forums
[11:19:35] Jack Harrington: Or at least a User Rep.
[11:19:38] Hong Meiling: What a surprisingly nice thing to say
[11:19:45] Hong Meiling: Thank you I will accept that compliment
[11:19:50] Hong Meiling: If it is a compliment
[11:19:54] Hong Meiling: I damn sure hope so.
[11:19:59] Jack Harrington: It was a compliment and a slight nudge.
[11:20:11] Hong Meiling: Are you saying...
[11:20:15] Hong Meiling: I SHOULD HACK THE FORUMS?
[11:20:17] Hong Meiling: DAMN GOOD IDEA
[11:20:19] Hong Meiling: BRB CRASHING VPS
[11:20:30] Jack Harrington: More along the lines of "join it" but that works as well
[11:20:38] Hong Meiling: You want mod?
[11:20:41] Hong Meiling: ♥♥♥♥

[WickedOreo]

You@All: YOU NEVER POSTED ON MY BIRTHDAY THREAD
You@All: YOU ARE SO MEAN
You@All: WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING
You@All: THIS RELATIONSHIP IS NOW OVER.

Trolling Shad has got to be one of my favorite hobbies. Ladies, sorry, he's still with me.
Oh, and I'm posting this against his wishes. I am so mean. >3

[Nwolf]

Osu forum, people raging that Hard Rock is too hard

its hard rock its obious its harder duhhhh also its not hard how do u think i feel haing to ss with flash gd thats wht u wont be gd if u dont try

stop posting

+1

none of your posts make any sense.

seriously.

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seriously

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c'mon now